@seesharp https://t.co/XN6Ja9rw1e

@seesharp you should try the Linux subsystem in Windows 10. And order your pinball machine! https://t.co/uXqBbaKf1j

@seesharp no thanks, I only care about iOS devices these days..

@saltcod I'd rather have a bricked device than a p0wned device

@JasonPunyon HEIL GOD KING EMPEROR TRUMP

@bmeurer @stefanpenner @krisselden +1, but you'll need to load https://t.co/xtRYvz7geU though? Is that what was loaded?

@ossia email me at jatwood@codinghorror.com

@GillBranstetter @ftrain I am not sure this would be healthy

@textfiles profiles in courage

@rands three party system needed.

@kylealden @stebets @bmeurer @MSEdgeDev what are the actual https://t.co/KFX8Y4SpDI results?

@slightlylate @brianleroux @kornelski TL;DR Qualcomm is utter crap, and it's sad the Android ecosystem is wedded to their crap.

@fody @JasonPunyon you can't prove it *isn't* me, I'm just sayin'

@brianleroux @slightlylate @kornelski see https://t.co/KxiKo8o0Ui where the hardware.. is.. actually.. blamed ;)

@timothep https://t.co/LaIAzIhKUn

@slightlylate @kornelski not far enough outside the box: they went touchscreen. I've yet to see an unresponsive Windows touchscreen.

@slightlylate @kornelski building poorly performing devices and selling them for $649.. isn't wise. I have no beef with the $200 phone.

@stebets @bmeurer @MSEdgeDev see his previous blog post for extreme detail on exactly that question.

@GGueritot @bmeurer for me it performed nearly identical to Edge on my machine, not sure why.

@donlbe I agree with this, but Trump got a LOT of votes. More than he should in a sane world, but we don't live in a sane world.

@bmeurer @slightlylate @kornelski Chrome / x86 seems fine. Chrome /Android is suffering mightily. Hope 2017 can change that

@slightlylate @kornelski that's actually an improvement. Prior to new Ember 2.10 Android was 15x slower. Read the data screenshots I linked

@goncalossilva correct.

@slightlylate @kornelski honestly, very little money in Android market. https://t.co/HSfKBAtYEU

@goncalossilva upgrade to Chrome beta

@slightlylate @kornelski 10x in Ember specifically https://t.co/3hXVUagpSk -- ember is a part of the speed test prev linked

@slightlylate @kornelski try it yourself https://t.co/oqI3h5xlXu -- iPhone 7 111, Google Pixel 20. 5x real world.

@lizardbill @eviltrout https://t.co/tEhnRZVs6z

@slightlylate @kornelski only on Android, sadly. Luckily 80% of the JavaScript speed problem is software. It’s dire though: 10x.

@slightlylate @kornelski no money in those users, other than ad sales? So only ad models should take your advice.

@jacobethanwhite @elmasry2moataz per geek bench the Pixel should only be 2x slower than the iPhone 7. rest is software

@slightlylate @kornelski price of that used iPhone 5s is $150 and it performs better. Such a shame that Apple has no interest in low end

@kornelski @brianleroux @slightlylate plenty of Raspberry Pi's being sold and actively in use. So that is everyone's baseline?

@brianleroux @slightlylate @kornelski or maybe all games should target 1985 NES?

@brianleroux @slightlylate @kornelski for static HTML, this is fine. Games not so much.

@brianleroux @slightlylate @kornelski Android isn't improving in the last few years, though.

@elmasry2moataz good thing, too, as installing Android on iPhone would reduce JS performance by 5x - 10x.

@brianleroux @slightlylate @kornelski @dominictarr in this case the hardware and software are literally to blame. Luckily mostly software.

@slightlylate @kornelski I'm building for the next decade. Future already here, just not evenly distributed.

@slightlylate @kornelski true, 640kb should be enough for everyone.

@onedurr @crackmigg Chrome beta fixes that, try it

@Pinboard @andygocke @davey_fa @mattsiegel @tqbf I am astonished Maciej is less cynical than I on this point. I pledge to be less cynical.

@dmannock Chrome beta fixes that at least

@Pinboard @andygocke @davey_fa @mattsiegel @tqbf twibbons, man. We can totally fix this with twibbons.

@bdurette what browser and version?

@geoffhackworth phones age in dog years

@slightlylate @kornelski sorry iPhone 5s. Worth about $150 used. Four years old.

@slightlylate @kornelski building for JavaScript. The reality is that Android has utterly failed JavaScript. But hope for 2017..

@slightlylate @kornelski not correct. Per https://t.co/KFX8Y4SpDI an iPhone 5c does ~32, best Android does ~20. 5c nearly 50% faster.

@slightlylate @kornelski based on geekbench, Pixel should only be ~2x slower than iPhone 7, not 10x. So it is software issue.

@slightlylate @kornelski android has really screwed the pooch here. They say they will fix in 2017 https://t.co/TtidpcGHNl

@slightlylate @kornelski it would be a lot better if Apple cared about the value segment. Even ye olde iPhone 6 whips 98% of android

@Pinboard @andygocke @mattsiegel @tqbf I am a little more worried about the nukes Trump is gonna launch. Shall I start the petition now?

@slightlylate @kornelski @Qualcomm unfortunately Android is synonymous with shitty Qualcomm parts. Whose fault is that?

@Pinboard @andygocke @mattsiegel @tqbf you are legitimizing his insanity by accepting *any* of it as possible or plausible.

@Pinboard @andygocke @mattsiegel @tqbf but this one insane claim, that one, yes, that one is special and must be taken seriously

@Pinboard @andygocke @mattsiegel @tqbf gee, which of his insane claims and "promises" should we take seriously? I say NONE of them.

@andygocke @tqbf @mattsiegel @Pinboard a twibbon would be more effective

@tqbf @mattsiegel @Pinboard where is the pledge to resist throwing your political opponents in prisons? I pledge to accept zero bullshit.

@kornelski 23 is an awful score, too. 5 times slower than iPhone 7.

@neTworK_FR and remove all,the content you can too, for speed. Ads especially...

@fcbunn the naming is confusing, is that the "small" iPhone 6 or 6s?

@kornelski it's probably why @slightlylate hates Android so much. Also, Android devices rarely get upgraded.

@anavisbrownbear that said for native code the Pixel will only be 2x slower than iPhone 7. JavaScript is a bit of a worst case, 5x to 10x

@anavisbrownbear people who say that have no clue what they are talking about.

@anavisbrownbear I do not recommend the Pixel. Maybe if it was half the current price.

@anavisbrownbear no. OPPOSITE.

@var_tec @conorbm fixed with Chrome beta.

@conorbm Android is terrible at JavaScript as I have covered many times in the past.

@mattsiegel @Pinboard @tqbf and one way to convince supporters you are succeeding is frantic pledges and signatures.

@Pinboard @tqbf has he locked up Clinton yet? That was also a campaign "promise"

@fooishbar with the www.

@fooishbar try https://t.co/AJz64xntEW

@riking27 WHY is your hair so fabulous?

@Gryzor welcome to Android (ducks)

@drtowerstein are they doing Moon Knight??

@sgrif cloudflare?

@secretGeek 🤔

@tedavery deleting cache in settings worked!

@ecnepsnai @bradyy resetting cache in settings worked for me

@devinfoley actually resetting cache worked a treat as suggested in replies, but thanks!

@mkoidin aha! This fixed it thank you!!

@psaffo how much $ was that out of curiosity?

@ID_AA_Carmack I wish someone would delete Eliza.

@marcprecipice @kylegriffin1 not just us. I think there's a significant chance of nukes getting launched under Trump.

@ZachWeiner Locke & Key for sure

@tombatron that is also a not insignificant problem to be dealt with

@EclecticSteve :( yeah the campaign could have.. done better. Made different choices.

@nuzelac @discourse https://t.co/J6n4BT7xDY

@pierre "they have a lot of guns"

@migueldeicaza seconded, excellent

@xor @fennecfoxlisa I believe gender should be a lot more fluid. If that is a wrong belief then so be it.

@xor true, with some drones we could expedite the surgeries.

@xor will support gender transition kickstarters for 37% of authors

@Evan_McMullin let this sink in: that's what the people voted for. They WANTED this.

@dhh thank god, Sprockets was a source of extreme pain for @discourse and getting more painful every day

@JasonPunyon let me slap that for ya

@tqbf this buddying up to the Russians stuff has taken a very dark turn with Wikileaks and election

@chetfaliszek By "China", you mean "Republic of Taiwan"?

@Brownieelam I disagree. It was a deliberate, public statement by a US institution.