@JasonPunyon @chrisrock do you even have any hair Jason

@chocolim @Everytown sadly, easy to obtain in the USA.. even for a high school kid with mental problems :(

thus I've donated the cost of one assault rifle, $600, to @everytown

@jarrod_dixon @jzy @aalear @ZompZ ordered!

@marcgravell 🤑

@Gwunhar this is my collection https://t.co/fJh0IwU3EN has grown a tiny bit since then

@patio11 heyyy we took your advice and raised prices!

@jterhorst so many ways.. sooo many ways..

@textfiles so, imagine that you made these kinds of not-great decisions over and over. That's pretty much the way it is with this particular person. That's on them.

@textfiles My wife, of all people, mentioned she had gotten in an accidental Twitter argument with Quinn that got so weird she had to mute the convo. So this is a person who is making consistently kinda.. bad.. life decisions. Just FYI

Thanks so much for following up @stripe we're all good now!

@thefarseeker @imgur @angematic84 @samsaffron I think @eviltrout fixed a bug with that recently

@patio11 always bet on Africa, my friend.. the demographics demand it

Maybe not 1932, but most certainly Feb 3 2012 https://t.co/aFztzRRm49

@AmeliasBrain @jongalloway this is a beautiful dream

@joaoaveiga @mechtroid there is a fair bit of this, plus just plain fake generated card numbers. no way to tell unless you pre-auth

@stripe try to sign up with any credit card using Firefox / Windows at https://t.co/lHKvIkBsQa -- go on, I dare you! I *triple* dog dare you! Also, you have an issue on file I reported 18 days ago..

@baddox we made it a practice after the abuse we got. Way less noise in signups now.

@kwiens @stripe the one response we got was "all us support people are on chromebooks"

@kwiens @stripe Stripe has been generally great, but their 2 week silence on this is infuriating. We gave them perfect repro, and they don't seem to give a shit

@kwiens @stripe I usually binge-drink one high alcohol content beer plus a sleeping pill to get to sleep these days, every night

@kwiens @stripe in our testing it is very specific to Firefox / Windows

@mathowie The cracking can be done by anyone in WiFi range though at extremely high speed. Numbers alone is really weak https://t.co/dlNzFE1BfO

@mathowie That is an easily bruteforce-able password — at least include punctuation or something

@Popehat @tqbf destroy it all

@Popehat @tqbf I have a hard time telling if people actually think this, though. I mean, are dog whistles enough? Most people aren't stupid enough to come out and say they are racists, are they? I just don't want to be friends with anyone any more.

@notwaldorf sorry it's an occupational hazard

@notwaldorf WELL ACTUALLY

@KryptosFR just tested in Edge latest, does not work

@chetfaliszek Try Fortnite battle royals

@chetfaliszek Apparently only a Doritos thing

@s_scarduzio It’s a-me, Mario!

@mathowie the TL;DR is smartphones + facebooks changed everything. Now everyone is online 24/7. Not true in 2008.

@rands Its pretty darn great except for the two episode flashback sequence in the middle

@deadprogrammer Don’t listen to these lies

@textfiles have you considered some impromptu line dancing

@rossrubin not entirely true, they have refined a number of edges over the years

@EnglishLFC @kpyke number 11 is the most difficult one for me

@jzy BEHOLD THEIR GLORIOUS SPLENDOR https://t.co/BUsysdHYxs

@BillB Nine... nine... nine...

@j_metzmeier @krosaen look closer though -- "Hansson first released Rails as open source in July 2004, but did not share commit rights to the project until February 2005."

@tqbf It's the peanut butter sandwich advice. So generic that it works for anything, including peanut butter sandwiches.

@Carnage4Life We do this on mobile because there is significant variance that doesn’t exist in desktop

@alvaro_montoro @JasonPunyon on the other hand screamo was actually pretty darn bad

@notwaldorf Could be worse. Could be nickelback.

@eviltrout that's gotta be an expensive domain name

@ChikkaChiChi wasn't really a framework though

@jhchen @sevenseacat hmm the plot thickens, per wikipedia "Hansson first released Rails as open source in July 2004, but did not share commit rights to the project until February 2005."

@jhchen aha oh wow you are right, rails was December 2005, I should have paid closer attention to dates @sevenseacat

@sevenseacat per wikipedia dates those were all reactions to Rails do not predate it

@CodingItWrong looks like May 2000 here https://t.co/ARvkM9egcQ

@aranhajerusalem We checked and it looks like 1 year later

@krosaen We checked and it looks like 1 year later

@textfiles @ID_AA_Carmack @romero @ThatTomHall Have you seen The Bronze? Highly recommended in same vein

@nodesman @postgresql Was not reported by me, someone on our team

@betsyphd It is missing rule 8!

@jongalloway this is #dadops cc @Supermathie

@Carnage4Life Solution: have an on-demand click that will check to see if the tweet was edited. So you always show the latest form, but a new HTTP request asking if it was edited, will run a different query to tell you (and show older versions?)

@wingedpig I'm legit impressed

@AlSweigart The comments do; feel free to add to the comments as needed

@pamelafox I would also add that all good programmers should know at least two different languages very well

@pamelafox JavaScript, without question, for the next 30 years

@sarahjeong LOL Twitter thinks that is "haitian creole" 🤣 https://t.co/T4xRYrNcVW

@TheOmnigamer @DanDanikov yeah for me the pattern of just blatantly false scores he entered was quite damning.. look at the centipede score.

@Hanzo55 ugh I had to stop after season 2 episode 1, I kept with season 1 because parts of it were good and quite funny but it's too much

@textfiles it beats the alternative

@DanDanikov @TheOmnigamer see data provided at https://t.co/HuBCqE9vvu it is compelling

@ChrisHanel @riking27 @TheOmnigamer https://t.co/HuBCqE9vvu

@TheOmnigamer When your whole identity is tied up in something, you will go to incredible lengths to protect it, otherwise, you cease to exist

@samsaffron @jongalloway @robconery @markrendle @discourse this is why I only buy audiobooks with Gilbert Gottfried as the narrator

@betsyphd that is my job 🤗

@Beschizza with tons of light (outdoors) it'd probably be fine, but low light is crazy talk

@LeaVerou I call this "programming"

@LeaVerou https://t.co/kC1sC04c5D

@LeaVerou I'm OK with dying even without any clones.

@Carnage4Life @nytimes More bots on FB than Twitter?

@jhalbrecht You are right — that stat is interesting

@loremgibson @donpark Yeah as you get older you want more generic works everywhere and less tweaky customization

@Carnage4Life @nytimes Yeah but this would be exposed by daily active users if you measure some action users perform in a day (more than logging in)

@wilshipley Not so https://t.co/w0r0JHTn8d

@RobinDotNet yes that is a problem when watching romance "videos"

@tqbf this is so wrong, yet so fundamentally right

@dweinberger turns out there is statistical proof of this -- politics is one of the most dynastic fields, of any profession. I tweeted a link to some data a while ago but I can't dig it up.

@razzmuzzen @toomuchnick No, I saw it somewhere else as well, I didn't "coin" it. 🤣

@textfiles One podcast patreon get on it

@deadprogrammer needs blog entry

@maijasauna the kids these days are all about the instagram

@GoldenredDragon I'd like to thank my mom, and also your calendaring app

@tobermatt https://t.co/XIOCYtrCiu

@mathowie Given how squicked out people are by the CGI people in the latest Star Wars movies that cost millions, not really convinced this real-time pasting is gonna be that effective?

@mathowie That Princess Leia CGI comparison was quite damning

@mathdancing @jengallardo @patio11 Sago mini also excellent and recommendable!

@bangoker @sul4bh become rich

@sul4bh OLED or death

@cambel @patio11 oh yeah the glass screen protectors are cheap and essential, I should have mentioned that.

Per online calculators, by 2032 college will "only" cost between $190,000 and $390,000 depending where you go

@s_m_i A day with nothing on my calendar -- that's my stretch goal

@timbray I was disappointed in that post. We compete with Uber real hard .. that's your rallying cry?

@patio11 I want to reiterate that the iPad with large bumper case is a near optimal kid computer experience. So many great play and learn apps. Start by purchasing the entire Toca Boca app catalog.. trust me on this!

@ftrain https://t.co/fjrVLOTxzv