"We've brought fact-checkers to a culture war" https://t.co/W8SMm8vUEg https://t.co/OoWz9zBHb2

I'll continue to push back on this 🐂💩. The only time people don't "feel safe" to express themselves at work is because th…

By my calculations I will be unable to lock the final outfit stage of ragnarok in Fortnite by the end of season 5 and I am beginning to seriously question the validity of my goals and life choices https://t.co/6vS9SnUtGL

@codinghorror This would pair well with my hacker UI, you know, in case I am cast for a role on NCIS Wichita.
https://…

Are you an ULTIMATE HACKER?! https://t.co/pxoBem9BwC

What if Garth Brooks was the alter ego of Chris Gaines all along 🤔

@eviltrout hark! upon yon verdant glen! https://t.co/3HaFh7zSDp

Guru Meditation, one of my favorite things that's ever been released for iOS https://t.co/DKfriQeYhl

So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence https://t…

The 2018 story: Turning Fart Into Art. https://t.co/kJxasCHsWn

Set up https://t.co/LNn2mEfok6 for the girls (6 years old) on their iPads. Recommended!

This is a little weird even by Obvious Plant standards https://t.co/E3Mpw7Spnr

Using @firefox as my primary web browser triggered me to fix 2 unreported, yet noticeable bugs in @discourse in the last we…

My all-time favourite example of survivorship bias https://t.co/3FbqBTZsDX https://t.co/xxLY7OCHsy

Ah so *that's* what the moments tab is for https://t.co/ZgO8vVNvmO

I can't believe @discourse has 31 people now! That's crazy! https://t.co/XoRvX9ytD1 TIME FOR AN ALL HANDS WEBINAR PEOPLE, BE SURE TO BRING YOUR TPS REPORT COVER PAGES

This works https://t.co/tlttXv8XPh

"All those moments.. will be lost in time .. like tears.. in chocolate rain." https://t.co/IQnzzGAK6g

@M_c_Ruer I wonder, does this go far enough though? 🤔

One thing I liked about Google Inbox was the automatic date grouping, and that feature is NOT in new Gmail :( https://t.co/1AVSOeotAz

TFW you finish a new toon and realize you accidentally ripped-off @codinghorror's profile pic. https://t.co/n9qFQ9IyRj

You and me.. solve a mystery.. with Huckle.. in Busytown! https://t.co/qVgl1SkxZh https://t.co/kX94v8WR90

Dazzle camouflage was the best crazy war theory ever. "We'll make it so damn confusing to look at nobody can tell which way it's going!" https://t.co/m0PvBryEHq https://t.co/nGII3HuJk8

@Shahbahraz @ftrain it's windows 95 content

"results demonstrated that experimentally induced boredom may trigger people to gravitate toward more extreme political beliefs." https://t.co/BYFQqB7VKB

There are only three optimizations: Do less. Do it less often. Do it faster. The largest gains come from 1, but we spend…

#archivepix (saved 28 Apr 2012) https://t.co/DtrZAGNAwj

I think the MS PM that okayed this feature .. should no longer have a job https://t.co/1elmCS343c

This is an excellent article and I *highly* recommend this sales strategy versus "we say yes to everything, if it makes us money" https://t.co/DoI0g7uokE

Heartening to see some progress in this area https://t.co/VjVI02Ffwm

Sounds great. https://t.co/w9meJsyi3x

Everything's terrible, so here's a cockatiel hiding in a newspaper playing peekaboo https://t.co/eINGfwh9VE

The "Woz-a-Day" project by 4AM (@a2_4am) just hit 50 items. That's 50 canonical copies of legendary Apple II games pulled fr…

who knew that dehydrated water was actually a thing? https://t.co/065tti0jdO

Every time I start to get complacent, I think about how hard Windows Search Indexer is working, 24/7, and I get motivated…

Small is Beautiful https://t.co/WRHIrVWhPV

TIL: we didn't always use "A-F" to represent 10-15 in hexadecimal numbers.
https://t.co/idl0xpc6c9 https://t.co/FR3rMio341

Ever need to shuffle an array? Sure, things like arr.sort(a => Math.random() - .5); are short, but produce biased results. Sa…

#gamedev take note:

Friday, September 28th is One Special Day!!!!

Check out the awesomeness: https://t.co/HjmlvU5BKH…

Variadic functions at work. Took us four years to get expressive enough to fix this one! @typescriptlang #TypeScript https:…

Remember "The Big Short" savant guy went on to invest in water futures. An omen. https://t.co/PowqasVZEJ

time to shift some bits! https://t.co/dZb9W4gkMm

.@JimCarrey is right. If Canada can provide health care to everyone, the U.S. can too. #MedicareForAll https://t.co/YkCrVVE…

Always remember: When Harvard, Yale & Princeton didn't top early US News #BestColleges rankings, the statistician was re…

We combined Morrissey lyrics with Amazon customer reviews of the P90X home workout DVD system to create a mathematically…

@downey agree to disagree until death do us part!

@wavyknife still rockin' the suburbs https://t.co/Rzz2ZzCckb

@downey seriously? AGPL is super weird

Howww have I not seen this genius show until now https://t.co/4IJoIeEky3

"Call me right now, I'll give you my private number.. um, you call that number, and I'll give you my personal number, you can call that.. and we'll rap!" https://t.co/tD91qkiMRH

Almost 20 years later, still good advice.
https://t.co/qn3rLmAzQq

"It is clear that the choice of object that is one of the elements in the harmony of form must be decided only by a corresponding vibration in the human soul." https://t.co/9JGNpqLVLM

I'm having so much fun using Micro$haft GitHub https://t.co/VF9mxaypot

Smelvetica - If you really hate someone teach them to recognize bad keming

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Sorry I missed your call earlier, I was sitting in my bed with my phone in my hand watching it ring

On a Californian beach you can find an entire spectrum of pebbles' colors and compose something highly satisfying like t…

I have seven (7) of these "scooter computers" to donate to a worthy cause (ideally underrepresented groups in tech). About ~$800 value each, fanless, i7-7500u, 250gb Samsung 860 EVO SSD, 16GB DDR4 (dual channel). Email me! https://t.co/uooNMEPkOM

Alphabear 2 knows what's up. https://t.co/iwCitqIjei

Here's an interesting mechanical visual for how binary numbers work. #MTBoS #iteachmath https://t.co/qFWaow3s6a

cc @gknauss 💕 https://t.co/cj4tD5TsDn

Tips for people new to cooking: 1. Use more garlic. 2. Every online recipe lies to you about how much garlic to use. 3…

To all you spoiled youngsters, #backinmydays this is what it meant to have a laptop!

#portable #laptop /cc @Foone @computermuse…

I am cackling https://t.co/F1lJyYEuqg

“When a 14 year old kid can blow up your business in his spare time, not because he hates you but because he loves you, then you got a problem.” https://t.co/K7vX9HZHx0

Just added these beautiful new Executive Yo-Yos to my shop. Only 39 made. https://t.co/fzkPlNDPhR https://t.co/zexWQKzi6e

We don't talk enough about how the original PREDATOR had these insane sitcom credits https://t.co/gfRgvz9yvZ

"She made the discovery, but a man got the Nobel. A half-century later, she’s won a $3 million prize." https://t.co/d5Le2…

BREAKING NEWS! This just in... from 1970? https://t.co/wsOS8prOl6

I see users complaining all the time that something changed in their software. You know what's far worse than that, though? Software that never changes. The very best software is constantly evolving. The very worst.. isn't.

Across rural Alabama, kids have gone back to school — and back to doing their homework in McDonald's parking lots in order t…

If you haven't seen American Vandal, you .. are missing out. Season 2 arrives September 14th https://t.co/WwrZTwXCG0

Seriously everyone. Let’s vote. Let’s all really do it and get our friends and fam to do it. It will be really great. https://…

For now, Google is keeping tight-lipped on its ideas for future URLs and is aware of the enormous uphill task ahead of it.…

Some guys realized day traders usually lose all their money so they created a scam day-trading firm which simply pocketed…

Did you know some books have secret paintings on the edges of their pages that you can see by aligning them just right?? 🤯 h…

I like Battle Royale games a lot, but pure 1 vs 100 is too winnable as the sneaky vulture who hides the whole match and only opportunistically swoops in at the very last minute.. just like real life 😢 https://t.co/nsZSr2MUM8

Since it appears we're entering a new gilded age of the obscenely wealthy and .. I guess.. everyone else.. better start revving up those money bin schematics! https://t.co/EsiH7VWn5l

If you didn't like the mechanics of Battlefield 1, you should check out Battlefield V. It is a *very* different game... surprisingly. They changed things up significantly.

Some photos from my 2006 visit to the Burt Reynolds Museum. https://t.co/fFqp8OlSj9

Go off to write science fiction, come back to Vanilla Ice tweeting from a quarantined plague airliner.

We just bought a TV for the new house, having not owned a TV for a decade. This thing is seriously beautiful, but it tak…

"We posted it in Slack" is not communication.

I see your Barksdale Crew and raise you. https://t.co/wiRHAiqcZI

🤔 https://t.co/mV9rgxdlxg

The @nytimes just published an anonymous op-ed from a "senior administration official." I'd like to posit a guess as to who w…

Amusing comparison of Firefox website / webapp memory snapshots. @discourse is at about 32mb in my testing. https://t.co/4vPGnWLlVq https://t.co/YCcES8DFIU

The MasterMind game box people from 1972 reunited for an updated photo and it is awesome. https://t.co/UaeDsjEvhl

Next up on HGTV, learn how to make a nightmare into reality. https://t.co/N5J8ngUkEj

Finally visited the Winchester Mystery House, at long last completing an introduction that Alan Moore made for me in 1986 in Swamp Thing #45 https://t.co/RY3ix8unEm

Okay, 3,500 printed SHIP IT! THE GAME OF PRODUCT MANAGEMENT boxes are headed to their destinations. The demand was high and we…

Things you control: Your effort. Your beliefs. Your identity. Your actions. Your attitude. Your integrity. Your thoughts.…

I wrote a thing for the Washington Post on the dire state of campaign email security, and two neat tricks that could help cam…

Key political fundraising dark web technique for @Pinboard — if you contribute an extra 10% we promise never to email you again.

i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51…

BREAKING: Nike had been paying Colin Kaepernick all along, waiting for the right moment. That moment is now, as he become…

I just dipped beef jerky in ranch sauce and I have NO RAGRETS https://t.co/geLbwjlHW8

Is it just me or is Edge of Tomorrow the best war sci-fi movie since Starship Troopers?

"It's either unbearably cute or the prologue to a rabies epidemic." https://t.co/yuof8MPh6u

Ozark on Netflix is way too dark. (Turns up brightness while squinting at monitor) no seriously, it's *actually* too dark.