Battlefield V battle royale aka Firestorm is very *very* good. Worth the wait. I'll be giving out five PC full version digital codes tomorrow so keep your 👀s peeled https://t.co/l5UQ8KuBvS

Interviewer: Tell me about a time when you had to solve a difficult problem Me: I had a bug in my code and couldn't find a…

Do flat earthers think all planets are flat or just earth.

JUST IN: NY appears poised to become the first city in the US to introduce congestion pricing, putting new electronic tol…

It's Monday. https://t.co/6ASgu7kXdq

I wasn't sure about this Netflix series "Love, Death & Robots" until I got to "When the yogurt took over". 🤣https://t.co/Uc3pNAfLjf

I mean... https://t.co/8aRdBUFzDI

This tweet from 4 hours ago supposedly has 3 replies but I can't see them, either in my twitter account, logged in as a different twitter account, or in anonymous mode. 😵 https://t.co/kMyfd0C1oj

One of the greatest accomplishments of the modern web is interactive, dynamic textbooks. Ideally open source https://t.co/WTF1nfyGVe

The continuing adventures of Dr. Eval https://t.co/wybZ5QXvUq

Life is short. Tip well.

I wondered why Dora was trending and OMG they really actually did make that 2012-2013 College Humor sketch into .. the actual .. Dora movie 😱

You know, The Mist (2007) really holds up. I remember the book being extremely bleak, but I read it decades ago.

"But Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube are not where young people go to socialize. Instagram is." Absolutely true in my experience. https://t.co/VZl1kiDtPc

as an nfstrike customer, I have to say this random pastiche of stock photo white people is quite reassuring https://t.co/spWhLJ8zPF

I'm not sure why, but one of the most telltale signs for a spammer is an email address that is a total mismatch to the username. E.g. "Roger Smith" posting from a signup email of "davidhenson612312@gmail.com"

Another mix of #PeoplesVoteMarch and Windows! https://t.co/ILid13KuW3

stay in school, kids https://t.co/Sf3Z5NZHj9

After a year of experiments and hard work, the Ask Question Wizard on @StackOverflow is finally live! It's the biggest chang…

It's Spring Already? Physics Explains Why Time Flies as We Age https://t.co/XgVoEOSaqH

I'm going for back to back "Let The Right One In" (original, Swedish) and "Let Me In" (remake, American)

0 based numbering is wrong. It's the first item in the list, not the zero-th. Don't @ me. https://t.co/VzTDpnctHn

Battlefield V Battle Royale is looking amazeballs, but I no longer think for-pay games can compete with "freemium" ones https://t.co/dUEeQYO7Ex

Nothing to see here except a click-install advert for a Chrome extension by https://t.co/7EPdCm3T8o on Facebook. https://t.co/6Mv…

There isn't really an "internet" as we know it in China https://t.co/74w9kXyyXa

It's been 32 years since I learned how cool armageddon could be https://t.co/KAc4oGqCqE

We're at the point where teachers in America, who signed up for a job to teach kids things like math and history, are being l…

Train to Busan is definitely the best train based zombie movie I've seen! https://t.co/NrN6dIfCh6

Morris the Cat, A Cat For Our Times Calendar (1986) Uploaded to the Internet Archive by Marcin Wichary. https://t.co/qpv…

It’s VERY IMPORTANT that we start calling the Year 2038 bug, where 32-bit Unix time overflows, The Epochalypse. Plz spread.

Tonight the GDC highlighted the work of Jerry Lawson (https://t.co/y9IlKNAzSL) the engineer who invented the game cartridge…

@wavyknife I've seen movies that started off this way

Atlas Shrugged 2: One Hour Later https://t.co/SK9M5iJHBU https://t.co/SE2TZEotZy

If I needed to fulfill and ship ~500 items, what service would you recommend for that? Ideally they could do the "buy" page as well as fulfillment. We'll ship the ~500 items to their warehouse for fulfillment.

Apple AirPods H1 chip (SOCs) has the processing power of an iPhone 4—in each ear! Class 1 Bluetooth 5. H1 die size is ~…

"A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked." https://t.co/i0Ba21UB9R

Super Eight is a new beer from @dogfishbeer that can be used to develop film. I can't wait to Tri-X a pint of it. https://t.co…

Turns out that mentoring helps mentors, too. Police officers who mentored junior colleagues: -- experienced lower levels o…

The more time teens spend looking at screens, the more likely they are to report feeling lonely and to report symptoms o…

Worth noting, in the lawsuit filed by Devin Nunes against his cow, the cow had 1,200 followers. In the 24 hours follow…

Whitney Houston was wrong: children aren't the future. Thanks to increased human longevity, and massive concentration of wealth and power.. old people are the future. 👴👵 https://t.co/Bd1t5RdsoA

I sorted the entire CJK Unified Ideographs Unicode block based on each glyph's similarity to a pattern, in this case, a shor…

#naughtytexts https://t.co/ppdMxa7hSI

Many years ago, I sent a white-faced silent clown to a friend's wedding. He turned up, sat in the back during the service,…

The internet gets better when the platforms make themselves less functional. What does this say about the situation we're i…

Try @Glitch, we won't extract your blood. Probably! https://t.co/2OJyonsL5S

“I instantly realized that everything in my life that I’d thought was unfixable was totally fixable—except for having just jumped.” https://t.co/nAX4o5yhsZ

"lettuce is not food. It’s decorated water." https://t.co/NomOx46SQN

Tech press continually fail to appreciate scale of Facebook & YouTube. At 2B users, having 99.9% good users still leaves…

@wavyknife @jack I was willing to entertain other notions, but I am after the Alex Jones thing I am done with this dude

"the irony that her anti-consumerist art is being used to sell clothing is not lost on her" https://t.co/I0lmwJH54q

Facebook planned to save local journalism with a feature called "Today In" which showed 5 news stories daily from local s…

Carpet fluffy
Carpet wide
Carpet always
By my side https://t.co/zefsW4pfyM

Sometimes when I’m programming in JavaScript I just want to yell “Fuck this” but I can’t remember what “this” refers to.

Very cool!

A “Bar Chart Race” showing the changing ranks of the 10 biggest cities in the world since 1500.

By @jburnm…

After the third unsolicited followup "guest post on your blog" email I couldn't take it any more https://t.co/wG5O1olUBy

awright, Google news. Temps in KELVIN? Seriously? https://t.co/9uMu3k8ksg

"typically, once the helper rat frees his companion, he follows the liberated rat. He jumps on him and he licks him —apparently to console the distressed animal." https://t.co/r54RmTkgHt

Myspace accidentally lost all the music uploaded from its first 12 years in a server migration, losing over 50 million song…

"I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month so that he could read it twice as fast." - @rkoutnik https://t.co…

Dick Dale had to keep touring until he died because he couldn't afford all the medical expenses he had otherwise. Very coo…

Freedom of Speech ≠ Freedom of Reach

Happy St. Patrick's Day to the Future's Greatest Irishman https://t.co/gvBE2ZVzy4

Democracy is hard https://t.co/Cc5CcP1izC

Any 4 pics of Alan Rickman together looks like an amazing 80’s new wave band you wish existed https://t.co/tWe65sfZSI

Beats the hell out of thoughts and prayers. https://t.co/jX7PoewjTR

I got new glasses. I had to re-train Windows Hello, but I did *not* have to re-train the iPhone or iPad.

Meanwhile, in India https://t.co/LFMVSRGqxk

"Politics = anger." https://t.co/1gOSJS7qdy

NYC is different man https://t.co/diE9KVpvRo

What's your favorite rhyming-but-not-*really* couplet from a song? Mine are My dungarees / make them hungry and His body's a trip, got a booty like Josephine Baker / and a touch of blush make-up

@wavyknife thinking-with-gloved-hand-emoji-dot-png

Units matter. https://t.co/itySwpilnJ

I was skeptical, but this Battlefield V Firestorm (Battle Royale) trailer looks amaaaazing https://t.co/wONkm971Jt

Brute force: it works https://t.co/9VE4egoDSq

The Christchurch shooter posted a manifesto on 8chan and shouted "subscribe to PewDiePie" before opening fire on the mosque…

Here's how to torture a programmer "Sorry'

Hot off the press – I wrote an article about my new paper:
https://t.co/JHIefVN0cc
Key finding: Banning plastic carry…

Why do we even have telephone numbers

1:07 of perfection https://t.co/T3jw4UNIQ8

gonna be weird when facebook launches a word processor tomorrow https://t.co/Vf4ftmY4rQ

Me: I dunno about this new Netflix movie, seems kinda cliched Movie: military helicopter suddenly rolls over horizon to the tune of Metallica's "For Whom the Bell Tolls" Me: 🍿🤩

Nothing reminds me I'm actually OK at my job quite like dealing with tickets on my OSS libraries. If you're reading thi…

The death penalty has been an abject failure. It discriminates based on the color of your skin or how much money you make.…

*pager goes off* My date: “Ooh, are you a doctor?” PagerDuty: “The autoscaling group lost an instance!!!” Me: “…yes. Yes I a…

Do they come in "person"? What do you think? https://t.co/hv2kjeVvIF

In a 24 hour period we learned that Something Awful was in jeopardy because of Lowtax's medical bills, and that Dwarf Fortre…

🌟DWARF FORTRESS🌟 The deepest, most intricate simulation of a world. A legendary game with all new graphics/audio. Wishli…

apparently my girlfriend doesn't appreciate me calling our dates one-on-ones https://t.co/jzsKVGTwIo

This is more like the kind of news I'd like to see trending on Twitter over everything that's trending. Way to go, Govern…

Stack Overflow launched in 2008, demonstrating what’s possible with the internet: an open community that gives people kn…

New ✨ in Discourse 2.3 beta! Experienced users and staff will see a friendly little nudge next to first posts by new users,…

I found out the hard way that our optional @discourse word replacement code is working pretty well. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, prettyyyy.. well. https://t.co/QG8h3Jiofe

Betting line on which publication will be the first to publish an "in defense of Felicity Huffman" op-ed: Quillette: 3-…

If I have learned anything in my career as a software developer, it is to never trust software.

I love these two for making a funny to help people remember the difference.

Remember:
@vgcerf = Internet, ~1969.
@timberners_l…