kinlessness https://t.co/4PERqr8UjD

Companies could pay their workers more, but "that would be terrible for the stock market," says Neil Shearing, chief economist at Capital Economics — half-jokingly. https://t.co/biGxuIO4Lz

Me, speaking at career day: Kids: how do video games get made? Me: how many of you hate group projects? *many hands go u…

I feel kinda bad getting excused from jury duty (wasn't me, the lawyer didn't like my backstory for this case, apparently) since I have extreme schedule flexibility and a lot of people don't.

Just ordered one of these @nineinchnails X @blackmirror shirts from their site. It's a nice nod to the NIN covers @MileyCyrus p…

Thanks to @tarynpivots, the Stack Overflow demo database has been updated again - now up to 350GB with the latest data: https…

If you enjoy somber monologues over a backdrop of a bunch of hanged people you are gonna looooove Handmaid's Tale on Hulu

HUGE news for a certain strain of nostalgic 1980s personal computer users. @KevinSavetz has a new site, https://t.co/8F6bwMj…

Heatsinks are sexy. Don’t @ me https://t.co/NvZh3GD7aJ https://t.co/8iQTcy03Xt

and it continues https://t.co/D9ADgIjtOG

Oh my gosh I've never wanted a key so much in my life https://t.co/8LFHGwjMoQ https://t.co/wUd1yOZrV5

Wait so the next seasons of *both* Handmaid and Black Mirror drop tonight? BRING ON THE CRUSHING DEPRESSION WOOoOOooOo 😭 https://t.co/GoVk0YbQof

Building up some utility boxes on Intel Atom C3558, like stepping back in time to 2010 CPUs. It is *PAIIIINFUL*. Even just simple stuff like boot and entering BIOS and basic OS updates are so much slower. https://t.co/n9vNdwpDAC

Worth reading and wondering why things haven’t changed more. https://t.co/40x27kySTT

Hacker News turned 12 last February. Here's the traffic since the beginning — or a dozen-years brief internet history: https:/…

@codinghorror They did this (sort of) for the 3D release of the first two in 2009. It took four months just to get the origina…

I wonder if they'll ever release a "super high definition" version of Toy Story where they use all the same animations, voicework, etc but higher resolution models + textures and current rendering tech?

Yes PLEASE sign me up for this. One less thing to think about and monitor, air level in your ding-dang tires https://t.co/EAoTCe253n

@DaveLeeBBC @asymco I overlaid the monolith background sounds from 2001: Space Odyssey over this and it’s 👌🏻 #WWDC19 ht…

How to type your own picture of Kojak.

Who loves ya baby! #TuesdayThoughts https://t.co/3IZUPD1jEF

Straight Pride Parade????? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

We here at Weyland-Yutani Corporation would like to wish a happy Pride Month to all of our LGBT colonists on LV-426. ht…

Despite what you may have heard from Whitney Houston, children aren't the future. Old people are. https://t.co/FwT2lG8jOh

Lotta crazy stuff in that oral history of Smooth piece, but I think this bit about the process between Santana and Rob Thomas…

Accidentally bought a chinese clone LEGO kit on eBay, because it was listed under the model number of the real LEGO kit. Whoops. I'm game to try it out; how good of a copy is it? We'll see how this goes..

A bit embarrassed to say I indulged recently and got an LG 32” 4K IPS monitor. Cost more than twice what some 32” 4K monit…

our company could make so much more money if we didn't have to pay all these pesky EMPLOYEES

@wavyknife can we maybe start with just limiting terms rather than going all Survivor Island on 'em?

An Exercise Program for the Fat Web https://t.co/EPFFIUG3lq

> ... there is one thing you can do to escape the need for browser-b…

Facebook fake content: This video on Facebook has 6.5 million views and 110,000 likes in 7 hours. 30 thousand people are w…

in VS code if you select multiple lines (Ctrl + Shift + Alt + Up/Down), Then move through words (Alt + arrow) , select (…

Really feeling attacked here😣 https://t.co/uIEMSpAOuU

"I used to work at a company with over 10,000 tests where we weren’t able to get more than an 80% pass rate due to flaky tests." https://t.co/Po83cocxEa

The share of people in the US who marry someone of a different race is growing and so is the share of Americans who say t…

This is .. maybe a little too thorough https://t.co/ns0tHMceSq

throwback to when my cat did a sick ass keyboard solo https://t.co/tJL78S9xof

A picture is worth a thousand words https://t.co/le5HCrNT2s

I was just remarking last night how busy things feel these days. I’ve lived in Toronto for about 20 years now and it’s drast…

Brian.. is .. is this... your actual signature https://t.co/U3PolhHad4

Strawberry jam: hi i'm strawberry jam Blueberry jam: hi i'm blueberry jam Raspberry jam: hi i'm raspberry jam Orange jam: B…

What kind of colossal a-holes do you need to be to have incontrovertible DNA proof *and* a matching confession .. and still maintain "nope, we weren't wrong about that" https://t.co/KViq7Vgut4

At last, humanity has won its centuries-long war against the menace of spelling https://t.co/yZKFEegV6a

our suffering may end https://t.co/amHHla6nXm https://t.co/nvyWtB3OEY

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have H2O.” The second says, “I’ll have H2O too.” Now there's only one scientist.

Wearing this shirt would be a great way to troll an IP expert https://t.co/smz07RC9X4 https://t.co/1Z3A5nKFMr

Friday https://t.co/ca2otroJ3U

Someone finally said it https://t.co/3YeVRNycX9

@ZardozMemories that's my son's name!

The other day I launched Chrome without all my usual extensions (Ghostery, uBlock Origin, HTTPS Everywhere) and the web…

An Exercise Program for the Fat Web https://t.co/bWdlsDYc1k https://t.co/eZ7a2Ne0qG

@yaylinux how common are these, though?

An Exercise Program for the Fat Web https://t.co/bWdlsDYc1k https://t.co/eZ7a2Ne0qG

“I am one of the most-followed authors on Medium, with 158,000 followers. And yet Medium barely shows my articles to anyone anym…

@casper75 maybe a parallel killer

CONFIRMED: The characters in the next Kojima game are named Gunship Bathtub, Tango-AndcashMan, Nude Burger, Mama, and F…

⚡ L A Z E R B I R D ⚡ https://t.co/FoHsJg9ye2

@downey @_0rax we did recently improve bootstrap time 25% by skipping locale recompression, see https://t.co/ArxeJvbEJG

I'd be happy to switch to @firefox if they could step up their JS perf game. https://t.co/IKV4sCjHfF

NEW: The White House wanted the USS John McCain “out of sight” for Trump’s visit to Japan. A tarp was hung over the sh…

Time to get on top of that Pi-Hole strategery https://t.co/SrfnMauuHb

In 1996 Terry Pratchett interviewed Bill Gates for GQ and accurately predicted how the internet would propagate and le…

Just got my updated headshots for my passport renewal, I wasn't sure before, but I am DEFINITELY a serial killer now

Amazing! This New Gmail Feature Will Let You Know If You’re Being Normal In An Email https://t.co/pRs6zzpB6C https://t.co/4q…

@lowellheddings really? that's high enough to be "reckless" which is .. serious ticket

@co60ca I hear you. It's possible the overall design isn't a good fit for the way you prefer to work.

Want a cool trick to stop people using SELECT * ? Add an illegal computed column to the end of the table definition. https:/…

oh this is interesting, finally the browser can do math in the address bar without running a full bore Google server query. That always bugged me. https://t.co/j3C5evaiN7

GOTCHA! https://t.co/NlbRJIMtin https://t.co/tsMZEmSR3k

We actually did a whole war about this one. It was in all the papers https://t.co/T2mp5nyDJa

every day on Twitter https://t.co/hUwKBmVoxi

@co60ca you're pretty close on SuperUser, remember the association bonus is forever and can't be withdrawn once granted.

US Department of Energy is now referring to fossil fuels as “freedom gas” https://t.co/Nqg9bISpX3 by @MeganGeuss

@co60ca there is the association bonus https://t.co/TJt3Rg29LL which applies to all sites

@co60ca Oh yes this is far more nuanced, I almost never get asked about this! The system indeed encourages answering questions so strongly that there is almost a perverse incentive to ask repeat softball questions and answer them, over and over.

@co60ca As an experiment, I posted a question last year as a new user with a female name. Here it is. https://t.co/VadSVU3yNC

@co60ca What people tend to complain about there is that they don’t like rules, that is, Stack Overflow should unconditionally accept whatever any person types in. See https://t.co/QpiBf849bw — it is a different argument.

Crazy how well the Volt sold and then bam... the model 3. Tesla is the dominate player but I think this also does show f…

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together 2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshot…

If you're still sad you missed out on #Atari summer camp in the 1980s, we are about to make your day...

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"The biggest obstacle of the campaign was to update the photos without attracting attention of Wikipedia moderators." Volunte…

Unpopular But Correct Opinion: password managers don't work for normal humans, and *never will*. Focus on getting people…

Blogged: "Tests that sometimes fail" https://t.co/DKjNqpItB6

Chernobyl is one of those rare shows where I can't think of any way they could have done it better. It is beat for beat perfect. Stunningly good.

So this new cat thing is going well https://t.co/1tIg0KIObJ

The upshot of [irony poisoning] is that it becomes hard to separate your jokes from your beliefs. On the hard right, this is partly strategic. Violently racist and misogynist ideas are smuggled in as “humor.” https://t.co/BK8b8mI2Z4

This will happen. I will make it happen. I can't say exactly when, because that's the nature of the beast, but this WILL happen. https://t.co/u42brAVvPF

Yes why wouldn't I want £150,000? https://t.co/6mmbTh9suo

This poem comes into my life every few months and every few months, I must share it. https://t.co/dIAURX3sZF

Unpopular But Correct Opinion: password managers don't work for normal humans, and *never will*. Focus on getting people to use hardware security keys, because that DOES work. https://t.co/AnI6tDBxpL https://t.co/brnJdPsPQL

Dear Tech Peoples: we need to kick much ass in the 2020 election, so pay attention https://t.co/AnI6tDBxpL

Interesting looks like Lyft drivers can opt to run digital ads on top of their car now? Ads loaded via phone app presumably. https://t.co/CKBsRm1khV

i truly don’t get people who “don’t understand cats.” these creatures just sleep all day and glare at people. that’s it. sle…

If you live in the 🇺🇸 and are interested in hosting your own @discourse instances via colocation, I am giving away 4 mini-servers for free. Just reply with your action plan in this topic https://t.co/r8FJ8Bp0rN

AMD Ryzen 3000 Announced: Five CPUs, 12 Cores for $499, Up to 4.6 GHz, PCIe 4.0, Coming 7/7 https://t.co/b2xC8UXkCq

I nearly spit out my drink reading @ev’s “had I been more aware” take on Twitter harassment.

11 years ago I was the firs…

Finding out The King of Queens still has an active Twitter account, even though it ended in 2007, is the Twitter equiva…

It occurs to me that Slashdot kinda historically sucked as a community for the same reason that Hacker News currently kinda sucks as a community -- it's too insular, too confined to one particular audience.

#AI https://t.co/cEmJ3jPM5q

Imagine getting a notice from Twitter or Facebook that you had automatically been selected for a peer jury on a moderation dispute https://t.co/Eehmb83lqq