Glad to see that the Guardian has picked up the story of Tim Cook's mendacious memo to Apple employees on Hong Kong https://t…

I have decided I can never upgrade phones again due to the extreme pain of resetting all Google Authenticator 2FA codes on phone switch. I get why a simple “transfer all my 2FA to this other rando device” might be risky, but...

This is probably too weird to put on Twitter but I’m gonna YOLO it: does anyone else feel like sneezing and orgasms are kinda biologically similar.. ish? 🤔

Goodbye Ukraine 🇺🇦 you were amazing 🤩

Why do travellers do this luggage wrapping thing? It seems pointless to me? https://t.co/GIQ6Eh68D7

Cliff Mass is an expert on diablo winds in Northern California and writes a really great weather blog. Last year he called fo…

I think @deadprogrammer has died and gone to heaven here in Odesa https://t.co/Z5J7ySTY2G

I want a Joker type movie, but about the fucked-up circumstances that led that guy to become Mr. Bean

Lithium-ion batteries have revolutionised our lives and are used in everything from mobile phones to laptops and electric v…

But I... I.. I like brown cars, and Zunes https://t.co/2FTJ3xseXN

He eats a whiskey pod, He eats a vodka pod, He eats a lager pod, He eats a cider pod, He eats the pods that remind him of t…

I’ve been friends with @kennyloggins for thirty years and every time we’ve had dinner somewhere and the server asks if he’…

One ATM feature I hadn't seen before -- admonishing user to check for skimmers! https://t.co/c9g3S0XGVE

Well, now I get to know how THAT feels 😥 https://t.co/6TrYKXUWY5

I got this a week ago. Do *not* read your MFA code to anyone that calls you. No matter what they say. https://t.co/j7pPUBFdjI

Odesa! https://t.co/vNBP1uEsYK

@JackDeeth Welcome to my world sir

This is awesome! @simonw has set up a website where you can solve the SQL Murder Mysteries without installing anything…

Need this for my office https://t.co/RDWuicrRJi

Watch how radically taxes on the wealthy have fallen over the past 70 years:

(Full column: https://t.co/XP0a4Iljti) https…

This. Guy. Folds.😎

Samsung #GalaxyFold Teardown: https://t.co/WNgnzGARpU https://t.co/yXW655VOhS

Starting Chernobyl tour https://t.co/eArx4dik1X

https://t.co/igS1mhS3HK This is the best article I've seen that lays it down.

me: *hits spider web down with broom* spider: wow me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween* spider:…

Animated nightmare fuel for privacy enthusiasts https://t.co/eBo26lDIoB

Kyiv! https://t.co/kgdztRh1XU

Here in Kyiv, Ukraine for a presentation with @deadprogrammer in a few hours at https://t.co/I9DnTL5HnS https://t.co/XFSweINwPf

Scented Candles for Life's Disappointments https://t.co/xxPnew5E8j https://t.co/iHRQO9AuWk

No more than five bullets per slide is far from the correct rule. Try no more than five *WORDS* per slide: https://t.co/no1n9Tey18

Did you know? # of Web Servers 1991: 1 1992: 10 1993: 50 1994: 623 1995: 10,022 1996: 100,000 1997: 603,367 1998: ~1.6 million 19…

No one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly.

Instead of asking people like Scorsese about comic book shit, we need to be asking what they think of the brilliant young p…

Rather than speculate whether fare enforcement is racist, or whether certain populations might be more pressed for cash & mor…

Atlassian should trademark this sound and play it when anyone opens Jira https://t.co/f9eAfMpdmE

One of my proudest accomplishments as a human being is flying SF to Sydney while taking zero bathroom breaks 😤 https://t.co/rLF0ULGck4

Here is @codinghorror from @discourse and @StackOverflow discussing his approach to delivering simple user interfaces (and h…

HBO's Chernobyl wasn't merely the best thing I saw in 2019, it was probably one of the top 20 things I've ever watched.

Very first tests of #DeepFusion on the #iPhone11 https://t.co/TbdhvgJFB2

Just added a new glitched screen wallpaper for your mobile device. Download it here https://t.co/GmEStrLVvM https://t.co/YF6FXp…

Briefly in Noo Yawk Citah! (get a rope) https://t.co/HhTNgm3ilm

The current ChromeOS / Chromebook UI experience is *really* polished. If the original 2011 vision was "eventually everything will be a webapp" that has kinda happened, and now it .. just works?

Is it just me or does the original dot-com crash seem really quaint now, like ha ha look at the tiny meaningless problems we thought mattered at the time 😬 https://t.co/69WfcynH40

I'm already a useless machine with a skeleton inside https://t.co/XfSvK26HTf

"try the web app first, and if it's not good (or there isn't one in the first place), go for the Android app" 🤔 https://t.co/dWwAQjE5DJ

Peter Thiel is starting “a conference for people banned from other conferences”, “a safe space for people who don’t feel safe in…

Circa 1983 this t-shirt was my everything https://t.co/GgqSWUC0Ei

SHEEP. SHARK. https://t.co/RU9uDwpmMj

Major gold star to @FirefoxDevTools – love this!! ⭐️ https://t.co/OSrNaHEOPF

better luck next time https://t.co/f93nHJ0jKv

The Xiaomi Mi 9 is the new OnePlus? After two days with mine, I'd agree. It is an *insane* value for the $388 you can get it for on Amazon US right now https://t.co/23drtseyuM

my esteemed cofounder @eviltrout got this super cool IBM 5150 tattoo in Montreal! 👨‍🎤 https://t.co/NbUCiHkSP9

New project alert! I'm officially helping out at @StackOverflow on their new newsletter, The Overflow!

Opt in via your SO ac…

$ man cu … BUGS This program does not work very well.

Nightmare fuel, and they didn’t even say they were sorry about it, either https://t.co/ObCBj9JR9l

“Six years ago, vast portions of our communication were done in plaintext” https://t.co/oL5NP2Cie6

CODE keyboard now available in white! https://t.co/zk7gEnZf4C https://t.co/MpBGtzzplX

Social media rankings over 15 years:
https://t.co/PAhI4vhds5

In retrospect, linking every person on earth to every other person with no rules and almost no law enforcement was probably…

Aw nice I can add this to my "ultimate software dogfooding" blog entry https://t.co/UCJ3sbogUg

Thought this was an ad for Black Mirror https://t.co/BYFdl3NnOZ

Are you in Ukraine? Are you available October 5th to attend a tech conference in Kiev? Do you dislike Russian interference as much as I do? I have two free attendance codes for https://t.co/FhyZxrQfBj

How To Smell 👃 https://t.co/rtkCH6jS9m

A powerful and moving story about family and the difficulty of being.. well, human https://t.co/UPCn4959vS

The storm sucks but this is a good tag to check out if you need a break https://t.co/OAkfIuap1j

This $388 flagship-specced Xiaomi Mi 9 is quite a good deal, but there is a fair bit of Xiaomi crapware on it to get rid of. https://t.co/8egz79RWdT

Here's a little story that happened to me yesterday about what life can be like in a country that has some version of "m…

Having a heck of a time trying to copy a *lot* of photos off an iPhone 8 via USB. It takes a looong time for the DCIM folder to appear, and eventually enough file ops always lead to "device unreachable" ☹ https://t.co/GUCn40iX8Q

The Tech Issue
September 30, 2019
https://t.co/GQPxURM81B https://t.co/jo5Nbx0iGk

“Rendering text, how hard could it be? As it turns out, incredibly hard!” https://t.co/SVVQlJ1b8n

After months of work, I am now holding the very first fully manufactured #OMGCable. I can’t wait to get these up on https://t.co/…

Do I buy iMessage sticker packs just to grief the people I love? Mayyyyyyybe? https://t.co/yZeTakpiGg

Definitely buying this souvenir from Montreal to wear back to the Bay Area :trollface: https://t.co/7PQdmYOJXN

I think it’s time for a thread on the cultural history of this tweet. (1/?) https://t.co/qSIJ0IeRTZ

A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter: What's the big deal about railroad tracks? The US s…

I have replaced "gets hit by a bus" with "runs off to join the circus" in theoretical discussions about single points of f…

If you're not into 1980's Soviet Prototype computers, then I don't need our friendship https://t.co/8ISTyagLTK

Fine. https://t.co/DHNnvgXGhJ

We used your feedback to continue evolving and improving the design of our question asking experience. Read all about it…

@pythonmeister @discourse Also note that A12 has significant hardware mediation for exploits per Google. Turns out there is progress for a reason

@pythonmeister You do realize @discourse is 100% JavaScript, right? And pretty much half the web at this point? The whole “cpu perf doesn’t matter” crowd is like the “640kb of RAM should be enough for everyone!” crowd

@pythonmeister I am sorry Qualcomm is so hideously incompetent at making fast CPUs

Don’t forget your USB data blockers, kids! https://t.co/yIFADF1I4Q https://t.co/7cuPcJMAV6

I feel like 50 years from now history textbooks will discuss this particular period of history with a heading titled "giant dumbasses." Well, if history textbooks still exist.

forgot about the time i was in a thrift store and found a Sony CD-ROM bay module that pops out into a numpad https://t.co…

yakuza au where everything is the same except https://t.co/WsHOWCjjBu

Harvard Officials Say $8.9 Million Donation From Jeffrey Epstein Was From Brief Recovery Period When He Wasn’t A Pedophile h…

The clearest photo of the surface of Venus ever taken. This 1981 Soviet lander lasted only 127 minutes on the surface, due t…

Update: Nothing came of this. https://t.co/lnBmadjkMK

Last year we watched the so-bad-it’s-good movie Hackers at our world meetup. This year it’s an .. actually good movie in the same vein https://t.co/8Of9ykrGS9

Nation Perplexed By 16-Year-Old Who Doesn’t Want World To End https://t.co/5tOnREXUo5 https://t.co/AFqDPKbOBL

Aw nice Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes is available on iOS finally! https://t.co/tkqsR1WotU

This team building plugin we built for @discourse has kind of taken on a life of its own https://t.co/IaPK4et2hm

this ohno.gif is a bit too on the nose... isn't it 👃👈 https://t.co/QLiQWtLc3V

"But why, 20 years and many tech leaps later, are students still forced to buy these calculators? And why are they still prohibitively expensive?" https://t.co/RnC28O3r6w

I read about this new Google quantum supremacy research in Golf Digest and I think we should upgrade our AWS cloud qubits immediately

The larger the commons, the greater the tragedy

@joemazzanti no worries, in my defense, at least I got it right 50% of the time in the tweet ;)

@joemazzanti yes this was already pointed out in the replies, if you had read them.