Hilarious decal "fixes" a dented vehicle https://t.co/h06fyhT05l https://t.co/LaDuXra2tZ

Come on, just on PRINCIPLE Scott Adams and Adventure International are one of the first recreational software companies (ce…

I am a huge fan of https://t.co/zwEEwp6ORR for running payroll / benefits and I recommend it unconditionally -- https://t.co/jqb5o2O09R

Current mood https://t.co/vqzgu8M2gX https://t.co/MBJ4ZWXpIS

I don't get why everyone is so skeptical about Stadia. All my Google+ circles are super psyched about it.

Does your cat ever just... https://t.co/ce9bnjMwuj

A long time ago— like 15 years ago— I worked at Sun Microsystems. The company was nearly dead at the time (it died a couple…

Computer latency, 2019 edition:

https://t.co/JBkDrPSZXA

Made up a set of rules and rolled some dice to decide how this plant would grow. I never did get that five of a kind, as expec…

Martin Scorsese: I'm going to say something to annoy the superhero fans.
Alan Moore: Hold my beer, mate. https://t.co/FszmlL…

Male Engineer reporting for duty! https://t.co/4U2koLkIWc

“academic gap between rich and poor students now exceeds the gap between white and black students in 1954, the year in which the Supreme Court decided Brown v. Board of Education.” https://t.co/HCry0mI1d6

Truly excellent use of “Careless Whisper” in this week’s Watchmen. Sorry @tqbf

I made life-size AirPod stickers and stuck them on the ground, all over the city 🤡 https://t.co/hIrZD0wfom

In everyday activity, you can almost always SEE or HEAR what to do next. The possibilities are inherent in the perceptual…

brb ... reading the latest issue of Reich Idol (still from Man in the High Castle season 4) https://t.co/C0cukwS6Po

“...more important for your health than your family doctor.” Thinking of some of the people I’ve worked under, this is…

here's one superpower you achieve when you become a parent that they sure don't tell you about: the ability to cry at will

❤️ So good. Mine are “What can I do to help” instead of “Is there anything I can do to help?—makes help the default instea…

1/ Discovered that many people don't know the protocol for people who travel to China on behalf of a big tech company.

I wish they'd make Diet Brawndo. Because I'm sure not drinking water... like from the toilet.

did you know... you can play around with kid pix 1.0 on an emulator on internet archive? great stress reliever https://t.co/d…

ME AT 15: “I want video games to have the best graphics and biggest explosions and deepest stories and coolest characters…

adversarial neural network gone wild https://t.co/snkSBg1TFc

Writing is not just another skill. It is a technology that humans have been collectively perfecting for thousands of y…

Scientists Are Trying to Figure Out Why People Are OK with Trump’s Endless Supply of Lies https://t.co/iZiQXhFQOH via @LAMag

Welp I guess my xmas shopping is now done and dusted https://t.co/RGbAJ9sxg2

"Striving to ensure that no resource be idle is the biggest generator of waste." —Eli Goldratt #tocot

“what am i gonna do on my first day in prison? approach the biggest toughest guy in the joint and CHALLENGE HIM TO A BA…

Folsom Prison Gangstaz https://t.co/ZBq8p45yhl

New article for @EGMNOW exploring how @remedygames' Control borrows heavily from Cold War thrillers in regards to both its…

Carbon dioxide concentrations of ~300 ppm https://t.co/TBuWJIDauf

the only answer to "wow i follow you on twitter" is saying sorry

Considering an EV? Range anxiety is real—at first. Then you adapt pretty quickly, as @arstechnica’s Eric Bangeman found out.…

#otd in 1971 Intel unveiled the first single-chip CPU. 4 bits, 16 pins & 740KHz: https://t.co/zuoW6XnrHz #4004 https://t.co/…

"It turned out what most people want is the chance to unload for an hour." https://t.co/MqIJCjFS83

Amazon offers home delivery. https://t.co/hwMl3aEcLn

Life comes at you fast. https://t.co/jegGI026hi

This is the best single graph I've seen of how thoroughly the conventional energy biz has underestimated the rise of the cle…

"There's nothing more upsetting than a grown man in a novelty space suit weeping." https://t.co/ki4miKPttQ

"Duke Cannon's idea of a great night does not involve going to that fancy vegan juice bar downtown or binge-watching vampire dramas on the Internet." https://t.co/yzlBcz20TS

if you ever hate yourself just remember that last year i hosted thanksgiving for my family and i told them to park in the wrong…

I'm late to the party on this, but wow! That jump is not 2016, it's 2018! This graph is what regret looks like:

https://t…

In addition to assisting remote workers, a commitment to a written culture helps quickly moving organizations by making sure t…

NYT Mag's special issue on the future of the internet: on parasocial relationships, the Chinese internet, censorship in Turkey, B…

I had to stop collecting yo-yos because it was getting to be an Imelda Marcos and shoes type scenario 🪀

☠☠☠ https://t.co/vO52vkZ8rQ

Happy 80th birthday to Wendy Carlos, an electronic music pioneer whose early albums and film scores (A Clockwork Orange, Th…

Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl https://t.co/3clYsQ1XeU https://t.co/LZBQ9BfNgW

Wow I didn’t realize this was possible! https://t.co/kpSGBbxeVK

Why do car center dashboards all still look like skins for WinAmp from like 1999 https://t.co/bFjNm4bIKV

People who aren’t doing the work certainly have strong opinions about what people doing the work are doing wrong.

One of my absolute all time favorite pieces of art: Machine With Concrete https://t.co/K0hz2umRzX

This is good news, because warrantless search of a phone at the border was some real bull💩 https://t.co/31qWd54HBD

Definitely seen a fair bit of this artificial backdating of old content to get it to rank higher in search.. https://t.co/srmKwZk6bg

Geeks collect keyboards like some people collect sneakers, I guess

Code keyboard v3! Now with USB-C, firmware key remapping (4 layers), and RGB indicator lights (caps, num, scroll) https://t.co/9srVUQSd10 https://t.co/m5qjAp11Ge

Doubleclick-to-deselect floors. I’ve been trying this on different elevators and surprised how prevalent this feature actually…

Delighted to announce that Randall Munroe of @xkcd joins @NYTScience with a new monthly Q&A column, "Good Question"! https…

We asked millennials to share if they're financially supporting their parents. Dozens of responses are a damning indictment of…

That’s a lot of damage. https://t.co/zGA66KxtEK

I did it. I found the worst app in the world https://t.co/irpaJkHo4W

Current status https://t.co/vsSgfKeol1

Grateful that @ftrain and @SaraJChipps have a podcast together because it’s awesome and it feels like I get to hang out with c…

Can't walk in Berkeley without tripping over a delivery 'bot... saw three on one block near UC Stadium, not including this sa…

It’s the prisoner’s dilemma .. for kids! https://t.co/DYvwcZEMaP

"However, lest I be cast as a meek housewife who cannot speak for herself, I would like to make the following statement", Jamie, m…

Login to your Stack Overflow account with GitHub: https://t.co/AGoyjtY8rt

Cool! Congrats to the SO team.

@devspeed @dhh That's why you bring your concerns *and* leave. https://t.co/9sjM58iyNc

@deadprogrammer “A mix of consumer psychology [...] and tons of free food (Pizza Night, anyone?) explains how gyms purposeful…

The Watchmen show (HBO) also has an outstanding soundtrack, both licensed songs and original compositions https://t.co/afehJBkhPS

A very curious octopus.

(Video: Shakila Aslam) https://t.co/Px0nIaBr22

It's official, "M is for Malware" is finally for sale on Amazon in the US! It's been an amazing journey. If you supported my…

“These biases can extend to any situation that’s similar to a first date. A job interview. Trying to rent an apartment.” 🤔 https://t.co/NcawJc07Jf

"What is dangerous is not making mistakes, but to be so enamoured of one's point of view that one does not let facts get…

stop making the same old excuses for not writing. you're a writer, you should be able to come up with newer, better exc…

"May your framerate be mighty and your draw distance far." 🤣 https://t.co/BVLMOtqsxy

my body is ready https://t.co/WUMYSBLhsd

Now that's some cool camo there, mossy leaf-tailed gecko!

Credit: Dave Bagshaw https://t.co/jS0f0sfAsL

The history of NVIDIA Graphic cards design (1995-2018) https://t.co/JhqB2I8kbT

@voidqk do not agree; you will end up "explaining" parts of the system nobody uses or cares about. Try measuring user and customer complaints instead

@codinghorror Race me ;)
I made mistakes and it was actually harder because I didn't memorise what I had to write. Notice…

I'm really excited about this upcoming webinar!

Sometimes, your kid asks you to look at something they did and you realize you have had unexpected success as a parent https://t.co/I7aZxvaloQ

@stumpteacher Learning to code is overrated: An accomplished programmer, @codinghorror would rather his kids learn to re…

30 years ago the Berlin Wall fell. If you want to celebrate the spirit of that event, pick up by this book by @BryanCaplan and @…

Has anyone else fully adapted to the all-swiping (no tapping) method of mobile keyboard input? It does seem more efficient in theory? I have a hard time switching.

Old news: uncertified displays and batteries

New news: uncertified cases https://t.co/boih7DxmA6

Censorship issues aside, Medium will eventually go under and you will be sad that you lost that 2012 article you forgot you w…

“help people manage their relationships the way they would sales leads.” 😱 we are in hell, apparently https://t.co/3nazKbCyc7

Manager Slits Own Throat After Realizing Some Members Of Company Not On Same Page https://t.co/CaRCSnfIgt https://t.co/lpQXQa…

I made these Fake Oyster Card stickers to put over your real Oyster card so it looks fake but still works. It's a massiv…

Almost fell over when I saw this candle on a coworker's desk 😂 https://t.co/aIUGu0Fzql

@ignchz @dhh @AppleCard yeah but it's so wrong the answer is 'fuck apple'

Wow. Red Dead Redemption II is 115GB on PC ‼