Hi. I designed some coronavirus travel posters for you. Stay the F* home. Love you all. https://t.co/mzY52GFm6Z

go to store without mask: people judge you for not keeping your breath to yourself go to store with mask: people judge you for…

2/ Overall SF: still mild growth (223->279->308 last 3d). Now 12d since SF stay-at-home order; most pre-lockdown cases sho…

A thread of my favorite games that were iOS exclusive, now no longer available on any platform (for various reasons, not usually…

*asteroid approaches* SCIENTISTS: If we don't stop this, it will destroy Earth. PEOPLE: Oh no. How many people has it kille…

6-Foot Zone https://t.co/GBx1YyXJIh https://t.co/yxjLRkDcHx https://t.co/sdrHpkdAOl

please, tech people. PLEASE. if you dont have a background working in healthcare/medicine, stop the hackathons and just give mo…

“Playboy magazine died last week, at age 66, of complications related to the novel coronavirus.” https://t.co/YkSGheA6Ck

It's amazing that Valve somehow managed to release a Half-Life 3 (of sorts) that I have zero interest in ever playing 🤦‍♂️

👍🏾🙂 https://t.co/YfNIpZK3u2

@ivanoras I am reminded of the "shreds" series https://t.co/oEhHsiKcmR

Share the single funniest video you've ever seen. I'm talking your *all-time favorite*. The one that makes you laugh every time. The one you re-watch again every year. Here's mine. And yes, I am friggin' weird.. really weird. https://t.co/q8XhblHnGD

But they aren't going to be able to do it if they don't have any money. And right now, they don't have any money, because eve…

Apple launches covid-19 screening web site and app, here is the site: https://t.co/u4rvuwmhV5 and the app: https://t.co/…

My 12 year-old while out on a walk: "At least with all the schools closed, there won't be any school shootings for awhil…

fuck this president. we need to elect someone that can actually lead in 2020

Glasgow, never change 😂 https://t.co/DF9XNJMCX2

Looking for things to read to sharpen your edge as a software developer? Can't recommend this highly enough. Gamedev is the hardest kind of software development. Good luck "optimizing for fun", my friends! 😱 https://t.co/xukMfAJBqT

an unsigned 32 bit integer can represent values up to 2³² or 4,294,967,296 which is large but not large enough to represe…

I have, um, just learned that my husband ate the cinnamon roll while I was asleep and he gave Flame the packaging https…

Dear Readers, The magnitude of misinformation spreading in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic is overwhelming our small team. W…

We have assembled a team of experts who are even now meeting to chart a course through this crisis https://t.co/O5YmDS8dEm

"Language skills are a stronger predictor of programming ability than math knowledge" as I have been saying for years https://t.c…

Dad can't go to the mosque due to the pandemic, so Tofu accompany him five times a day. https://t.co/2GvhTuXD47

Powerful image, for such a simple cartoon. h/t @rmendo3a https://t.co/3tJPv7ejwh

omg our favourite family have returned to bbc world news https://t.co/lP7vIqD37V

This is an amaaaazing read https://t.co/gk5FrcBmdY

Sure why not. https://t.co/hMd2PvKPGh

Someone wrote “read George Jackson” in wet cement near where I live maybe 5 years ago. I finally got around to researching that and it is .. intense https://t.co/Z08krf33T6

The first mass-produced bicycle for women was the 'Ladies' Psycho'. https://t.co/DWgwtxMtw8

Part of the Monkey Head Nebula, brimming with young stars.
Image: NASA, ESA, Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA) https://t.co/JYC…

So here it is, in all its unfinished glory, with a totally 80s name.

SQL Server Command Center. https://t.co/ksVI760LWA

The last few days I’ve been woken by murmuring voices. At first I thought it was because we’d opened the windows just a…

Apple-branded sneakers sell for nearly $10K at auction
https://t.co/jK0x5hlsse https://t.co/vOo1KT5JLy

All proceeds of these #MetalHealthTips shirts and hoodies are being donated to workers at local bars and restaurants. https://t…

A Jacana carrying chicks underneath its wings. https://t.co/yav3ZAnv4X

Currently stress-watching We're The Millers (2013) and I have.. wait for it.. https://t.co/zRFZkQpxTZ

Whoooo buys a color changing *iridescent* CMYK spectrum puzzle?! 😱 https://t.co/LGcVSoQi6W

There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today! https://t.co/sdrBvojpwF

OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit. https://t.co/Tg7334OSbc

Interactive articles (e.g. interactive "books") has been a dream of mine since I was a kid. Great to see it in action. https://t.co/4v0M08fjJv https://t.co/Cz2fMJcyF1

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this ad. https://t.c…

San Francisco knows how to get shit done 💩https://t.co/vDJGowxho9

Shout out to most people on Twitter right now https://t.co/7HjOchlzXj

This guy has just won the internet. https://t.co/wQWvKw4jco

(He wasn’t) https://t.co/CKCGCXQtaU

“there is also the potential for a much better world after we get through this trauma” https://t.co/xQXHS08JUI

Helluva scoop here: Barr's DOJ shut down an attempt by frontline prosecutors to criminally charge Wal-Mart over opioids.…

This good girl was excited to watch herself win the agility championship.

Dogs, bruh...💪🐶😍💨❤️😏 https://t.co/WJoWCTNriA

My friend is going on a 1st date tonight with a girl he's been talking to on Tinder. They're going to park next to each o…

The Prototype Pitfall - by @codinghorror https://t.co/F6uXo7kBXD

From the opening sequence of Outbreak (1995). I remember using this movie's opening sequence to demo DVD 5.1 surround sound, which at the time was a novelty... 📀 https://t.co/QgMH8zvhgm

We've made it to the "Studly 16" of #MinifigureMadness! Retweet this tweet for a chance to win a Complete Box (60 bags!) o…

Gov. Jared Polis has signed into law a bill abolishing Colorado's death penalty. Colorado now becomes the 22nd state to…

Spanish Flu: a warning from history (video from Nov 30 2018) https://t.co/CziG3j9zh2

There are 2,100 waffle houses in the USA. https://t.co/VRwoH9HFdb https://t.co/pTPsmYuYFD

We should call dying "being taxed at 100%" so republicans will care about it

“Believe it or not ‘They Live’ was always my most spiritual film, and these long-awaited sequels will make that clear” https://t.co/eY6PHiddYo

Boulder's stay at home enforcement team. Yes, those are mountain lions roaming my neighborhood. https://t.co/8I7BT4mF51

See? Not so easy, is it? https://t.co/LY9Qha35RK

Take it from Larry David - wearing anything is better than wearing nothing when it comes to masks
https://t.co/qIQp6E2ecZ

OMG, I forgot me and @AbbyHoward did a comic that perfectly describes the prepper reaction to COVID https://t.co/SnkY4SCVgV

Roadrunner doing the happy dance on the hood because lizards for lunch ... https://t.co/rluM4qRusa

Stay Inside!!!! https://t.co/HOzYShOE2e

This project by @profwade_ is the best site I've found so far to quickly follow the spread of COVID-19 by country. Updated…

When you brush your teeth do you also brush your tongue? 👅

I remember watching 9/11 happen and thinking, right then, the shadows it would cast for decades to come. This event feels bigger?

Maybe we should announce a bailout of the airlines and then keep delaying it until finally we cancel and give them hotel voucher…

Overheard: The one thing we've learned from this crisis is that if the Martians invaded earth, our first response would be t…

Saw this on a neighbor’s house roof. What is this antenna / dish for? 🤔 https://t.co/tKYmJ0W1nO

Nation Close To Getting Videoconferencing Software To Work https://t.co/EwLPymdczz https://t.co/0RFOlHIoyg

@Carnage4Life it's whynotbothgirl.gif -- we need social media, but we also super badly need Snopes type stuff either a) m…

as a wise man once said: “The banjo is such a happy instrument -- you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.” https://t.co/S8Yj2wIFcH

Everyone's watching this classic 80s show right now!! https://t.co/e6AB3Ee87k

CONSERVATIVES: the current generation doesn't understand sacrifice. they would never have survived the beaches of Normandy…

"The beergame is a role-play simulation game that lets students experience typical coordination problems of (traditional) supply chains, in which information sharing and collaboration does not exist" https://t.co/sg4I3sdJv0

My pal @KevinSavetz has been running a small business worth the attention of people into tech history. He is licensing and t…

There is a gene called sonic hedgehog. This is real.

"Rather, it was a real wake-up call that I needed to change. And so rather than argue back and defend myself as I would have in the past, I set about improving myself instead." https://t.co/4KJOhtGNXu

@Panda_Mc_Panda @ACSOSheriffs @Solartactical no it isn't https://t.co/FOgS4zMiUM

1/n A note on testing- not all labs are reporting yet (or promptly), but the ones that do, report that 90% of tests (w…

@dbloom @codinghorror Found a little time 😅 Think it kinda works as a "social distancing" toggle 🤔 Tap to separate https://t.co/…

One of my daughters made this, unprompted, today. I guess the kids are all right? https://t.co/IWDLQu6N73

People are saying all the stock market gains under Trump have been wiped out, but actually it's a bit worse than that becau…

nothing to see here https://t.co/UE0Y5dBlQE

I kind of love that LA county had to clarify that hair and nail salons are not considered “essential”

The truth comes out. https://t.co/X9GrmYcS9Z

"I stopped him and said, 'Look, this isn't a movie. You are not Will Smith in I Am Legend. Go home." This is the updat…

every woman working from home is doing so on a macbook air on the couch, cup of tea. every man is at a 3-monitor setup with…

Three generations of social distancing as my dad meets his grandson for the first time 😭😭😭 https://t.co/uyHHgBBXxb

For those of you who are self quarantined and indoors, it's hard to find ways to socialize meaningfully. So we're hosting a…

#screenshotsaturday working on a hacking game based on the MS-DOS disc sector defragmentation tool. What I did was fill a…

@thewasteland @lambotpm That’s because I type HARD with AUTHORITY

I want my old life back. where I'm still doing this, but the rest of you are outside

Ah I know what to do during the quarantine, I will replace the worn keys on this CODE keyboard. Easy.. then I noticed all the keys have rubber bumpers, too 😨 https://t.co/iQoQwePFkA