Sadly, my Infinity Man egg did not survive the colouring stage. The All-Widow egg is ... ok but Prime One is quite good. Metro…

gonna get my non euclidean workout on https://t.co/04sytqR7qI

Meanwhile, in Kenya https://t.co/hMZc6uR2qA

I never did post the full version of this comic (arguably, that was for the better). Based on a true story. The Lacka…

yikes i thought if anyone would know the answer it would be these guys https://t.co/MEBTbXcUEQ

My local shop is limiting the amount of flour you can buy, but it's four billion bags per customer, which is actually…

When you click on a markdown file and it opens Xcode https://t.co/xGKSmMh3V8

Well, all things considered, could be worse, at least it’s not PHP https://t.co/FN6i7Ko1qB

So nice to see this in print at last https://t.co/9wVjm3CtvE

sweet jesus, I have seen the future and it is terrible https://t.co/vxAeFNxGaY https://t.co/XOExjnQKJu

"...the genetic component of a person’s well-being is between 44 percent and 52 percent, that is, about half." https://t.co/2IvLH2k4vg

omg where has this movie been my whole life!! thank you @eviltrout https://t.co/AHcWibQrvj

You can only pick 3. https://t.co/kAAep1P8UL

So, about that desperate covid-19 related shortage of COBOL programmers in NJ that I've seen written up in six different public…

let's take roll here. https://t.co/lVcLcRNZru https://t.co/l05NV9X8nR

@wavyknife @Swordzman321 @SeattleJ213 @aurelioacts @bentarnoff I feel like video games should be nagging younger people t…

@wavyknife @Swordzman321 @SeattleJ213 @aurelioacts @bentarnoff I feel like video games should be nagging younger people to vote a HELL OF A LOT more. You get a special emote in Fortnite for turning on 2FA. Where's the special emote you get for voting?

Whistleblowers have shaped the public’s understanding of the coronavirus crisis and the fractured government responses…

Illinois man who asked himself "why stop at just one AR-15?" buys 46 F/A-18 Hornet jet fighters:

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Per…

Apple & Google are both going to add OS-level APIs to enable contact tracing apps that use Bluetooth LE to track whoever…

Apple and Google launch a joint contact-tracing system for iOS and Android https://t.co/j5U5ROfirk https://t.co/x22Z92Ihct

We'd like all scientific study participation asks to center on Borderlands https://t.co/rmEFoKd7Mg

#BGOTD https://t.co/Qs3DSgF2zt

My body is ready. https://t.co/jkdcRWiGI0

@johnolilly @voting_works done https://t.co/aW7a835YNx -- I encourage others to donate as well, as they can

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy. https://t.co/JMBaGJ1tSd

the sound of the 90s https://t.co/eXaKWVp8Y4

Meanwhile, in Canada https://t.co/xZLhwRHahf

Noam Chomsky on Bernie Sanders: "It's common to say now that the Sanders campaign failed. I think that's a mistake. I thi…

Carol Shaw sent me the source code for Checkers for the Atari 2600, asking me to share it online. I carefully photographed i…

this is the saddest Wikipedia edit of all time https://t.co/AxIYIydZNm

these damn robocalls will be the death of me https://t.co/0wWvVPIygV

my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND https://t.co/DWFXBapxZq

I pity the fool who tries to stop Starship https://t.co/tgGNlY8iah

Gave Surfus a good cleaning today, thus I expect unusually lucky web surfing for the foreseeable future https://t.co/aPlBZefLYW

I was just wondering "what ever happened to the nascent drone-delivery industry?" It would be a great tool for pandemic lif…

Join me in supporting Demand Progress Action to support Voting by Mail via @actblue https://t.co/GFOpmT1Ncy

Here's a fun new GitHub project for you: C64 in Windows Terminal 😍 https://t.co/iHtUEqlcTv https://t.co/66OLgmH9YF

Newly engineered enzyme can break down plastic to raw materials https://t.co/8nJMqyq2AU by @j_timmer

We were out for our family walk yesterday and someone driving past yelled out the window that we have beautiful kids. It…

Social Isolation, Day 23 Kids: We're booooored! What can we do? Wife *cleaning basement*: What are we ever going to…

If you care about Medicare for All, a Trump 2nd term & the surrendering of control of the Supreme Court for the next 40/50…

In the 1990s we computer users weren’t too familiar with emojis. This AOL mousepad familiarized the masses to the wonde…

my character font ;) https://t.co/1ws7qYxzXb

The #COVID19 impact has been seismic, literally
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@NatureNews https://t.co/VQC2t0mg3g

Can’t unlock your iPhone with a mask on? Don’t worry, there’s a mask for that—kinda. My video on, well, on this thing, w…

A big thank you to my former Congressman, Bernie Sanders, for running a vigorous, principled campaign that inspired millions.…

The scary thing is that despite all of this undercounting, with 1970 #COVID deaths in the US yesterday, it is now the lea…

@greatpostures Was a precise dose in mg THC. Not unknown.

This is how a starfish walks.

Credit: Juliette Horn https://t.co/aP0JWUQdsD

"You are incredibly safe to go out" Republican @SpeakerVos tells his constituents, in full gown, gloves and mask. https…

Valorant closed beta day 1 power rankings: 1. Counter-Strike players 2. one-armed gamers 3. blind gamers 4. Karens 5. babies…

Louisiana police department apologizes for using The Purge siren to signal curfew https://t.co/aCxGbPtNvb

you can only pick three https://t.co/5rmUBjMhR2

feeling sad? perhaps a bit down? SMACK DAT TURBO BUTTON 🤜💥🔘 https://t.co/uaZQGjurLE

the prestige (2006) https://t.co/JjwZSGNMFS

In November 1970, officials in Oregon, USA decided to blow up a rotting whale carcass. The whole thing went horribly wrong…

our mortal enemy ⚔ https://t.co/6AXbZiXVD4

I’ve found an excellent use of my time at home. https://t.co/HOam8IO3UK

Stand with @DemandProgress and protect the November election from the coronavirus and @realDonaldTrump by passing a bill to guarantee every voter can cast a ballot by mail! https://t.co/XC5IompmTc @SenKamalaHarris

Stand with @DemandProgress and protect the November election from the coronavirus and @realDonaldTrump by passing a bill to guarantee every voter can cast a ballot by mail! https://t.co/XC5IompmTc @SenFeinstein

Stand with @DemandProgress and protect the November election from the coronavirus and @realDonaldTrump by passing a bill to guarantee every voter can cast a ballot by mail! https://t.co/XC5IompmTc @RepDeSaulnier

Today's installment of the hottest thing on local TV: "What Day Is It?" by @fox8news in Cleveland https://t.co/YfOxbxn9q5

When life makes you lemonade ...

Bonus Comic: https://t.co/gipoC1BlZT https://t.co/lGmTFdF1Et

This is the moment The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem was closed due to Coronavirus. Last time this happen…

Multiplayer Quake ported to JavaScript with Emscripten

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I hate twitter so much right now for introducing the word "analprint" into my life

The Wumpus is my patronus but this guy would be a close runner up https://t.co/DWI5VFboyf

echoing an internal discussion we just had on our @discourse instance. Which is more cultish?

Bad gmail autocomplete! no! bad! down! <sprays water on autocomplete> https://t.co/PWSSWKxHmP

As someone who aspires to be a good (if necessarily imperfect) leader, this is so difficult to listen to. We elected a fool to the highest office in the land, and the fish rots from the head, every time. https://t.co/rFOYQXtqAx

The Little Price was the first book I remember reading as a kid that actually scared me. I wasn't ready for that level of insight into the human condition. https://t.co/mXxvIUESTB

@codinghorror Sorry, I had to. https://t.co/aIdG5wVzNR

THC is legal in California, so I'm allowed to say this: the paranoia I get from taking THC is *deeply* unpleasant. I know, I know, cue the weed sommeliers.. I'm doing it wrong somehow..

Alien1: "look at this! It's like a rainbow of unity!" Alien2: "those are their time zones" Alien1: "glass the planet"…

I, for one, would like to thank the Queen for making her royal address and providing the nation with something it sorel…

Number nine.. number nine.. number nine.. number nine.. https://t.co/U5Ld3pOgtH

More evidence that face masks work. Please, wear a mask and help make it the hot new look for pandemic summer. We will all be…

Wanna feel old? This is Calvin and Hobbes now https://t.co/H7FWUA1YC9

Turns out MacBook webcams haven’t gotten much better in 10 years—in some lighting conditions they’ve gotten worse. My vi…

This is a 392 years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. He's been wandering the ocean since 1627. Pho…

That Tommy Lee thing that is trending right now is worth a look. Which is really saying something, given everything else going on! 🤣

"Meretzky himself moved on to a noted career in casual games and now serves as the vice president of game design at King, the makers of Candy Crush. While this strikes me as a sweet gig" lol https://t.co/KVOeduEP25

@ToadCron ☝ @deadprogrammer seewhatimsayin?

explaining to my friends w kids under 6 how it’s been isolating alone https://t.co/ewBTvH3DLG

Here it is, the stairway to my mentions. https://t.co/TiwcyjRz4x

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winne…

Hans Rosling was such a foresighted man. In his last book, he wrote: “The five global risks that concern me most are the r…

“Bush did not just insist on preparation for a pandemic. He was obsessed with it.” https://t.co/OzI85uh8Qb

The New York Times travel section right now brings me joy. https://t.co/75BgEZeJPm

This story is wild. This couple is trapped on their honeymoon due to coronavirus, the last two remaining guests at a resort…

Not all quarantine memes are created equal. https://t.co/s4k8cPdMJV

Please take a moment to see what a penguin weigh-in looks—and sounds—like: https://t.co/X2qZIHjZV2

How about.. no. Just.. no. No thanks. No, thank you very much. I'm good. 🚫 https://t.co/ucAuqGOoBy

Being Fancy https://t.co/CNBPI1IlQg

I'm pretty sure @_derekwilson is the father figure we always needed🤣 https://t.co/OzTIHJCiKV https://t.co/PsQvILfc3k

today, in the "I have *no* idea what I was thinking back in August 2017" department 😵 https://t.co/SjrexfsW1b