a family of 6 little owls took over my friend's back yard? owl POOL PARTY????? https://t.co/XlFwLmfYGo

This is why programmers drink https://t.co/QJHhmov9aY

Knight Rider - had quite a few requests for this one and no wonder because it's a total banger https://t.co/7C6Gq6Kn5u

HELENA BONHAM CARTER stars in this groundbreaking Cinema Quarantino Production DAS FONE HELL. At vast expense, filmed on t…

I know I tweeted this already but I still can't get over how astoundingly good this cover of Heart Shaped Box is https://t.co/i3lSOILMlR

Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister?

Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) = 42

Tester: https://t.co/…

Incredibly Satisfying Symbolic Dumpster Fire Candles https://t.co/69g7usKcWt https://t.co/Dxx1p9Byfv

Me writing code and realizing it's not quite right... But I have a lazy/genius idea that will avoid having rewrite everything…

I spent way too long making this fake commercial for Zoom. https://t.co/oEkeT6Oywi

god I love my adopted country https://t.co/PAxcZOIE7y

Data continues to accumulate for the hypothesis that superspreading events drives the pandemic. As few as 1% (!) of infected…

At no point during this video did I ever know what was going to happen next.

underrated mental health tip: go lay in the sun for 20 minutes each day 🌞

This is a pretty neat example of an AI that built a game from scratch by watching an AI play the game. It will be interes…

Pair a random experienced Twitter user with instructions to send warm greetings to each new user. Like in Idiocracy.

"Welcome to Twitter. I love you. Welcome to Twitter. I love you." https://t.co/f8Xk7f49D3

Tuca & Bertie fans, rejoice! Though Netflix canceled the animated series, Adult Swim is giving it a second life. https://t.co/…

It's hard to overstate the importance of falling battery costs. Costs fell by a factor of 6 between 2010 and 2019, making a…

I hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack I hope this email finds you in another part of the world I hope thi…

Instead of just saying “avoid all social contact”, we need to start giving people the tools to understand the spectrum o…

Bad news: Stress kills productivity & creativity. Good news: Autonomy kills stress. Takeaway for bosses: Reduce control,…

I've been publicly wondering for a while why the spread of the pandemic is so uneven. This paper has me pretty persuaded that…

Pangrams are fun, but... https://t.co/F00mfyB56j

Today is The Global Accessibility Awareness Day! Which is just a good excise to tell people to,among other things, add ALT t…

Now this is an obituary to be proud of!
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Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mo…

As soon as this is over https://t.co/Z7WXwVQ8CO

#tbt: One year ago we were introduced to Stripper Rat #BC #subwaycreatures https://t.co/J01060wBrM

As of today, Shopify is a digital by default company. We will keep our offices closed until 2021 so that we can rework them for t…

this is crazy good https://t.co/i3lSOILMlR

Senior developer: Where did you get thise part of the code from? 🤔 Junior developer: From StackOverflow ☺️ Senior developer:…

Here's a sneak peek at the Launcher on Playdate — the place that holds all your games. One cool thing is that a game's launch…

This looks like a screenshot from a deleted scene in "Back to the Future 2." https://t.co/gWfnqjNIYI

As someone who has spent essentially my entire adult life on what one friend calls "the apocalypse beat" (I'm a climate fu…

iOS 13.5 —AKA iOS Coronavirus Update—is out with faster mask unlocking features and exposure notification app support.…

My Tombstone: http://t.co/1TX29NEJQ0

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Macintosh System 7 https://t.co/VkO6KhNqlO

30fps raytracing in.. notepad.exe? What sorcery is this!? 🧙‍♀️https://t.co/P1Zu1R4O90

Lauren Lapkus @laurenlapkus is a force of nature in The Wrong Missy. Holy cow does she ever nail this performance, hilarious 🤣 https://t.co/ZFzeCVaQ2Q

I’m dying https://t.co/fKdGP0eOxa

This Lumen Couture animated LED mask is very cool! https://t.co/cpKa850BkU

"For university students looking for flatmates, politics matters more than anything else" https://t.co/yhOfc6FAp3

10 years ago today this happened https://t.co/zckEHs7Da5

A GameCube hall of fame game from Obvious Plant https://t.co/TgWmZ8pUol

"It's too quiet. Time to update my motherboard/router/camera/toaster/lightbulb BIOS."

https://t.co/Heu4qXyTW5: make a virtual ecosystem with its own self-contained food chain https://t.co/b1v6A9U6Iz

Encouraging news today on Moderna vaccine. Technology will eventually let us greatly reduce the covid threat and recla…

Pharaoh Ramesses VI Tomb in 3D https://t.co/qtq97E8cWy

I’m writing a condolence card. Gregory (5) asks what I’m doing. “I’m writing a note to say how sorry I am that my frien…

"Oops!...I Did It Again" turned 20, so I wrote about the only subjects that matter for a writer: love, Britney Spears, a…

the original gofundme https://t.co/yp5PyQrBwT

"Facebook users, randomized to deactivate their accounts for 4 weeks in exchange for $102, freed up an average of 60 minutes a day, spent more time socializing offline, became less politically polarized, and reported improved subjective well-being" https://t.co/hkt6Eg2clt

i'm old enough to remember when tracking gifs were 1x1 pixel and transparent, rather than 1.4 mb and animated

I love the Canadian sense of humor. https://t.co/4OOoogWXTH

jeff bezos is dangerously morphing into Pitbull https://t.co/ZcW5g202GW

been learning german, made some notes to remember what balls/balloon type things are called https://t.co/sfWhrA8DKU

6% to 16% ecomm market share took 10 years 16% to 27% took 2 months It won't all be going back post quarantine. New habit…

I love this poem by non-speaking #neurodivergent poet Dustin Duby-Koffman, part of the wonderful @UnrestrictedIn projec…

Introducing the cuddle curtain #lockdown #COVID19 # https://t.co/n4zxYgX8zB

You have to compare countries with their neighbors, and Sweden *sucked* compared to their neighbors. So much country to country variance.. https://t.co/0aD7Tugcr1

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

please don’t offer me money for my username unless you’re confident you can outbid a $54 billion pharmaceutical company. thanks…

imagine if there was a cacodemon that couldn't fly and just had to roll around everywhere

Every so often I remember that "helicopter" is not made up of "heli" and "copter" but of "helico" and "pter" and I am…

If you want to get a sense of King's opponent, I published this interview with @JDScholten a few weeks back, as coronavirus w…

Animal Crossing implies the existence of Vegetable Crossing and Mineral Crossing, and come to think of it that's just Sta…

this is a truly remarkable copyright censorship story. this "backdating" technique is being used at a much larger scale than it se…

"May, in spite of all distractions generated by technology, all of you succeed in turning information into knowledge, knowl…

You know what’s a super fun quarantine activity for the whole family? 😬 https://t.co/KhTPQZttdP

Who's leading #digitaltransformation at your organization?

1) Shareholders
2) Customers
3) Politics
4) COVID-19 https://t.…

"savor life" 🙏 https://t.co/oZ7uH39ckk

Tear gas is among the new flavors at a Hong Kong ice cream shop. The main ingredient is black peppercorns, a reminder of the pungen…

I arranged a call with someone today and it was just that: a call. No video. Try it some time.

A flowchart of what programmers do at work all day, by @secretGeek http://t.co/sq1yxteKa2

THREAD: Solar is plunging in cost faster than anyone, including me, predicted. Today I'm publishing an update of my solar cost f…

Vote.

Library grabass poll: what's really going to disinfect those returned library books properly? https://t.co/CCrDejlHfW

Oh god they can see inside my brain https://t.co/JWaFZnneDQ

Finally understood what zoom meetings remind me of. https://t.co/Quca3up2mc

"I like augmented reality, but I just don't find the headwear to be conspicuous enough." https://t.co/tyRAfzHpk7

I like the…

Here is an amazing reproduction of God Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert by Chelsea from Borrower Services! #SPLbookcoverchall…

The latest Font Awesome glyphs are a sign o' the times ☮ https://t.co/Nd3Mn2aOpA https://t.co/v9Y2bGVtFG

When both people in the fight are entirely correct. https://t.co/2GkOcmTMSF

A blue check says you are who you say you are, but it doesn't answer the real question, who the fuck do you think you are

In 902 days, HQ Trivia went from app launch to explosive smash success to complete collapse. At its peak in March 2018, it…

And in good news that makes up for everything, in Costa Rica they've discovered a frog that looks more like Kermit than a…

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Tab addicts, your day is nigh https://t.co/hg0epkLAQ8

it me https://t.co/AI9kt8gC61

One of the best examples 🤯

#OnePlus8Pro Color Filter Camera can see through some plastic https://t.co/UkaxdyV6yP

A decorator crab. 🏠🌈🦀 https://t.co/FTjloPWEyh

The “speed of thought” (neuron conduction speed) is only 110m/s, which isn’t that fast. 9 ms of latency just in your arm!

iMessage on MacOS is the worst software Apple currently ships. Better search in iMessage would have a really positive impact…

I have discovered it. The most unwanted, most unsettling way to thank someone. https://t.co/b3RplPmXoV

Voters over 65 years old:

2016 exit polls:
Trump 52%
Clinton 45%

2020 national @CNN poll:
Biden 57%
Trump 42%

After 2.5-hour choir practice with 61 ppl, incl a symptomatic index case, there were 32 confirmed & 20 probable secondary…