Will all of this make Jack Benny come back? http://tinyurl.com/3zsnk9

the esteemed Mr. Turing is indeed soliciting bids for his famous problem. http://tinyurl.com/6zj574

@sphereinabox ah, the #t=30s param is what I was looking for on YouTube links. Thanks!

shoot, so you can't build a (non-fullscreen!) URL to a YouTube video that links to a specifc time in the video?

I should look into this "Crystal Meth", I've been hearing so many great things about it!

I'd totally buy this drawing of a spider. http://is.gd/8loI annnd the accessory hat http://is.gd/8T9F

A Christopher Cross song would slot perfectly into the GH:WT setlist, nestling gently between "Do It Again" and "Hotel California".

hey, another web password, and I have no idea what it is.

Hot. Malted. Chihuahua pants. http://www.flickr.com/photos/punquin/3034480956/

"He or she like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split."

the morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball http://is.gd/8RAQ

zooborns http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/

more turducken one-upsmanship. The turbaconducken http://tinyurl.com/6l366y

"Ever noticed how few really good writers have blogs? You don’t see literature, you see shit like what I write."

BEST PROGRAMMING VIDEO EVER!! http://tinyurl.com/583av2

"I would name my counters things like Dracula, Chocula, MonteChristo. They are all counts after all."

"your doing it wrong". Au contraire, mon frère. It is most certainly you who is doing it wrong.

"'broken' is the ultimate in bad performance, no matter how fast the incorrect program is."

At the risk of spoiling the joke, the copying character link requires flash unblocked.

is 700 facebook friends equivalent to even one real world friend? http://tinyurl.com/63qz8u

A funny thing happens when you copy and paste this character into a text editor. http://garyc.mooo.com:3232/rr/

wow, the Banksy animatronic NYC art display was amazing http://tinyurl.com/6qv9jq

infinity, youtube style http://tinyurl.com/4cyot3

In the two decades since [Liar's Poker], I had been waiting for the end of Wall Street. http://is.gd/7j5X

a rather unusual iPhone glitch, I think you'll agree http://tinyurl.com/5ck3dm

speed guitar as art http://vimeo.com/2280692

fun with chickens. http://tinyurl.com/5a7nwu

encyclopediadramatica is kind of fundamentally disturbing, like a car wreck.

I demand a turducken for Thanksgiving. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

wow, the challenged ballot game is harder than I thought http://tinyurl.com/6jvtou

Is General Electric too big to fail? http://tinyurl.com/63wyyx

today is the day the Big Ass Pinata got a beatdown. http://tinyurl.com/6ocf8q

"I think the FDA determines the 100% recommendation for man-crying by the Iron Giant."

the New Yorker should be paying *me* to read their crappy cartoons. So bad.

it came from the desert! http://www.trekstersdomain.com/Amiga/Gameboxes/ItCameFromTheDesert.jpg

when, exactly, did "emo" become an actual musical genre? what year? I don't have a problem with, it, just curious about the history.

The Most Awesome Left 4 Dead spraypaint yet http://www.fpsbanana.com/sprays/42015

official Tay Zonday t-shirts. WANT http://www.districtlines.com/Tay-Zonday

y'know what, that YouTube live event was pretty kickass, actually! http://tinyurl.com/5vlz2e

ever wanted a pet Gremlin? A Fennec Fox is as close as you'll get. Do not feed after midnight. http://is.gd/8E1A

We are so totally getting a pet fox. http://tinyurl.com/ovqyk

I mean, it's not like MTV has anything to do with the broadcast of actual music videos any more.

"What's up, Viral Marketing Douchebags!" http://tinyurl.com/5r737a

Guitar Hero and Rock Band are this generation's MTV. Seriously.

can someone who delivers advertising "units" through Federated Media shoot me an email?

we got a flyer from State Farm that says "The Big One Is Coming." So uncool. The insurance agent equivalent of ambulance chasing.

"scarcity is the mechanism that is inexorably diverting industrial society from the path of sustained growth"

remembering Rich Hall: sniglets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniglets

"During her years at CNET News, Ina Fried has changed beats several times, changed genders once" er.. what? http://is.gd/8kNp

Gordon Freeman, alive and well-equipped at CERN http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/56057

the real computer monster http://tinyurl.com/3xrsb7

on the death of Mother's Cookies http://tinyurl.com/6l3mv8

behold my slow, painful descent into fake plastic rock madness http://is.gd/8vVM

Franz Kafka, The Rock Opera http://tinyurl.com/5nyxe2

in paradise, they build the most fantastic birds http://tinyurl.com/3xfquh

I thought Citigroup was too big to fail? End Times Near. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122722907151946371.html

wait a tick, there's cancer of the *rectum*? That's the "God really hates you" cancer, I guess? @wilshipley cue your joke.

hey didn't Edward Tufte do a graph about pancreatic cancer. Why yes. Yes he did. See BOTTOM. http://is.gd/8tmb

Jobs is a smart guy and all, but the idea that a "special diet" can combat FRIGGIN' PANCREATIC CANCER is, uh, profoundly dumb.

"[Jobs] initially resisted the idea of conventional medical intervention and embarked on a special diet to thwart [pancreatic cancer]".

"Learning about NP-Completeness from Jeff is like learning about irony from Alanis Morissette." j'accuse!

bizarre Milwaukee tourism viral ad http://www.thisismymilwaukee.com/

wow, Gmail does some sophisticated browser session tracking. We do this a little on so.com but we don't show the details like gmail.

@pedrorq you mean like that large, laptop shaped hardware dongle that comes with every copy of OS X? Yes, exactly. :)

Every time I use the word "ironically" I have to stop and make sure I'm using it correctly. I blame you, Alanis Morissette.

Honestly, if Windows 7 was simply a sensible and *complete* fit-and-finish overhaul for Vista, it'd sell like hotcakes.

I just bought a HDTV so all the other kids will stop making fun of my ancient brass and steam powered 2004-era EDTV.

Does anyone outside the US spell it "color/" instead of "colour"? Eg, Australia, Canada, etc?

She's The Man Now, Dog. http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/11/18/1679578.aspx

"I don't care if the requirement covers every possible interpretation and the customer signed off in blood."

It's gotta be because seven is a "lucky number". Not kidding here.

MSFT OS product naming is seriously bad juju. Is Windows 95 newer or older than Windows 7? Windows XP? Windows Vista?

John Ziegler seethes with rage in an interview on 538.com http://tinyurl.com/6em2jc

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/ , where pretty much any thread is unintentional comedy gold. At least I think it's unintentional.

this is by far one of the weirdest things I've ever watched on YouTube, and that is saying a lot. http://tinyurl.com/5uv5oc

"1,669 zombies were harmed in the making of this film."

wait a second, did someone put a live webcam of puppies on the internet AGAIN? Have we learned nothing?

And by God, yes, blogs do save lives.

Joey: "You proved P = NP?" New Girl: "Yes!" http://is.gd/8dNT

seriously it's like they made a movie just for me. There's even Adam Ant + Siouxie in the soundtrack. Insanity. Go see it now.

ok so "Doomsday" is pretty much the BEST. MOVIE. EVER. omg! zombies + mad max + tough-lady female lead http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0483607/

apparently @kevindente knows how to type. WHOOPETY DOO!

"I wish I had two brains so I could hate twice as efficiently."

my ghetto fix was to tape the cable kink in place and move it up inside the mic body. Like I said: ghetto. But it works.

huh, bought a mic off ebay, worked intermittently.. resoldered connections.. no change.. turns out it was a kink in the cable!

prostitution, drug dealing.. is there anything you can't do for us, Craigslist? http://is.gd/7Wf5

remember the "PC Load Letter" printer from Office Space? That is my Samsung CLP-300. http://tinyurl.com/5lmda4

installing games to the Xbox hard drive is such pure unfettered win. No more "jet taking off" disc noise while playing. (I have a Falcon)

humans really should have evolved LED headlamps by now. I use mine all the time. I'm just going to stop taking it off. That's how I roll.

RON PAUL 2008 BITCHES!!!1!

Over the course of 80 days, I’ve found Stack Overflow to be a better resource than all 3 of the above, even when combined. http://is.gd/88Dd

New Xbox Experience is pretty cool, actually. Avatars + Install Game To Hard Drive = win

does anyone actually use hydroponics for growing legal plants?

the story can now be told. @betsyphd 's birthday gift was a candy-filled Big Ass Pinata. No, seriously. http://www.bigasspinatas.com/

Perl programming using speech recognition. Hilariously painful. http://tinyurl.com/6a8m5o

"BURNBABY" is the master ignition routine in the Apollo Lunar Module's guidance software, named in an allusion to contemporary civil unrest.

understanding p=np is apparently np-complete, at least for me

On Dvorak: "Just learn to type on a standard keyboard. It won't slow you down all that much--and you won't look like such an a*hole."

As a student of the 80s, I say the best 80s tune is Bette Davis Eyes, hands down. Discuss. http://tinyurl.com/yanj3o

this is, in all seriousness, the only good thing about Half Life 2. http://tinyurl.com/39qdog