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Our President using salty language, audiobook style http://tinyurl.com/d5s45t

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this QNAP 4-bay NAS looks really cool for the $. positive reviews as well. http://tinyurl.com/d44h7v

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we're thinking of running JungleDisk as a service on our db server to migrate backups to S3. Any alternatives/downsides?

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current FB-DIMM DDR2-667 pricing .. 24GB -- $600, 48GB -- $1,300, 96 GB -- $17,000

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glad I didn't go with 48 GB of memory on the db tier; would have been seriously overbuying based on current metrics. Tho "only" $1,800..

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is it required by law that every geek convention have a girl dressed as Princess Leia? Not that I'm complaining, I guess.. http://is.gd/jr50

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rt @cornify "@codinghorror In the eyes of the grand unicorn everybody is #1. Have a sparkly friday of happiness and magic!" <3 <3 <3

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"StackOverflow is the fourth best website on the internet in my opinion." w00t! We're gunning for #3, cornify.com!

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Whatever happened to spelling BAD with two D's? I am totally bringing that back. http://tinyurl.com/d5gj3k

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aha! HBO's Big Love is #1 on Entertainment Weekly's "must list" this week. I told you guys this season was outstanding. TASTE: I HAS IT!

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Day man! Champion of the sun! Master of karate, and friendship, for ev-r-y-one.. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/37ca1177d7

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this is what it looks like when you have 8 babies in your belly http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/63299/original.jpg

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excellent, it looks like switching the RAID array down to 1.5GB/s (SATA I) has fixed our I/O timeout issue

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Tesla - The Greatest Hacker of All Time http://tinyurl.com/azw3j2

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Chris Pirillo is only 5'3"? I guess he puts the Gnome in GnomeDex.

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Cory Doctorow just had a steam-gasm http://www.steam-con.com/

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aha! so crows are eating all those disgusting snails around the house; that's where they went. Go crows! http://is.gd/jkaH

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wow, this "option (optimize for unknown)" really is like magical fairy dust. It took an 8s query (bad query plan! BAD!) down to 50ms.

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lol, the Don't Click is AWESOME. I hope people learn about XSRF!

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ok so the "don't click" thing is an XSRF vulnerability on twitter. Read up: http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001171.html

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ooh, that's bad. So there's a XSRF vulnerability on Twitter. Been there, done that. Except we fixed our crap.

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Don't Click: http://tinyurl.com/amgzs6

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OPTION (OPTIMIZE FOR UNKNOWN). I'm applying this hint to the execution plan for my life, too.

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I just saw a google ad for Psystar. How has Apple not sued these guys into oblivion yet, selling their hackintoshes?

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@KathySierra Amazon is one of the few major tech companies that hasn't ever made a significant mistake, that I can think of

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wow, I can almost repro this one poisoned parameterized query every time. adding option (recompile) fixes it, utterly.

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thanks for everyone's help on the sp_executesql issue, it DOES appear to be bad plans for parameterized queries sticking in the cache!

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seeing a case where parameterized sp_executesql is consistently and repeatably slower than equiv hardcoded string sp_executesql. WTF?

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It's sort of a crippling limitation for us that we can't do string s = View("/whatever"). Limitation of ASP.NET Page class, apparently

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are there any view engines I can plug into ASP.NET MVC that allow me to render to a string *gracefully*? Eg no ghetto hacks?

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although I am also a fan of Doing the Stupidest Thing that Could Possibly Work http://is.gd/jgSJ

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email = HTML 3.0 http://www.campaignmonitor.com/css/

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"climaxes in a brutal fight that ends when Riki throws the mutated warden into a industrial meat grinder." must.. see.. film..

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source of ubiquitous "head smashing" video clip seen on The Daily Show and elsewhere http://tinyurl.com/dxd82g

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"They're boxy but they're good." http://www.philseed.com/volvo-240.html

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I can't decide who my favorite Buccaneer-Scholar is. http://www.buccaneerscholar.com/blog/archives/3

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"They don't have the right to read a book out loud," said Paul Aiken, executive director of the Authors Guild. http://is.gd/j12v

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just had a vision of "Mr. Bean goes to our Data Center". Not good!

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ok, so 99.9999% of everything is crap. But that remaning .0001% is pretty darn amazing. As long as your sort order is working, I guess.

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"If you're horrified by what you see in the mirror, you are not alone." http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001020.html

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"Klingon programs don't do accountancy. For that, you need a Ferengi programmer."

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still seeing some errant IO issues on the db server. Looks like dropping down to SATA-I (1.5GB/s) data rates might fix it: http://is.gd/jbMx

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how much would it suck to be this guy, right about now: http://is.gd/jbht

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give it away, give it away, give it away now http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123335678420235003.html

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YOU GUYS!! GAME KING SHOWCASE!!! http://tinyurl.com/c977mb

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apparently googlebot is parsing and following javascript links now?

Jeff Atwood
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"I hate codecs. All of them. Especially the ones I don't have."

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and the # label that's hardest to remove? the one that says "Paul Graham". http://www.paulgraham.com/identity.html

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"Good work on Stack Overflow!, its now replaced Digg as a more useful way to spend my time." +1 for humanity

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uhhhh.. Snoop Dogg in Rock Band? :P http://www.rbdlc.com/news/?p=792

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rt @HMXCasey WANT. WANT A FUN KIT. http://tinyurl.com/2ksln9

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RT @99designs Get 5 great books for the price of 1 AND more importantly HELP VICTIMS of the #bushfires http://sale.sitepoint.com/ pls RT

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giant spider art.. thing? wow http://tinyurl.com/cwwn7a

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Nina Simone, from Verve Remixed http://tinyurl.com/4eubnj

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." http://tinyurl.com/dlw9x9

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images of flies in urinals reduce "spillage" by 80% http://tinyurl.com/cu4axs

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well I'll be damned. cleaning the keyboard in the dishwasher did work. I had to wait MANY days for it to dry fully and not wig out, though

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are there any birth videos on teh youtubes? Probably best not to ask this question, but I cannot resist

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"I'm living in a world of darkness." http://tinyurl.com/5ulujk

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I am totally addicted to the "Reliability and Performance" monitor. It out-taskmans taskman. http://is.gd/iUWk

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google is 83% of our traffic and delivers 350x the traffic than the next best so-called "search engine" does.

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based on our stackoverflow.com stats, if *every other search engine in the world shut down*, it wouldn't make a damn bit of difference.

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"by 1999, the sum of human-produced information (including all audio, video recordings and text/books) was about 12 exabytes of data"

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why is it that half of every bag of tortilla chips is tiny, useless, broken fragments? #firstworldproblems

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"When you're shopping for memory, spend on capacity first." remember, 8GB is the new 4GB, kids! http://is.gd/iTKJ http://is.gd/iTKK

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coding an HTML imagemap for the first time ever. Never thought I'd see the day, but reducing # of http requests is serious bidness

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"the software industry's innovation problem" http://tinyurl.com/5drqhv

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prescient piece on the current domination of the Wii, written in 2005 before its release http://is.gd/iT8g

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I love that this was Damien Katz' intro video at RubyFringe (Peaches) http://tinyurl.com/bbzton

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Only 3 episodes in, and Season 3 of HBO's "Big Love" is already the best yet. http://www.hbo.com/biglove/

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on the plus side, we did get 297 visits from Internet Explorer version 999.1, apparently. Stupid time travellers!

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When Your Credit Card Signature Fun Backfires (very mildly nsfw) http://is.gd/iiIv

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I fear the spiderpocalypse http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/Judgementangel/1198869387042.jpg

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"And they would write it all down and take it away with them, like a bunch of scribes." http://www.entropysite.com/morrison.html

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wow, moving to 8 gb (web) and 24 gb (db) definitely opened up a lot of "breathing room" for caching. Memory is crazy cheap, why not use it?!

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I remember the reddit guys said they were very happy with HAProxy in front of ~20 servers; I believe 37signals uses it as well

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paying $6-$10k for a hardware load balancer seems.. imprudent, given http://is.gd/iQrj and http://is.gd/iQrp

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what do you recommend for load balancing multiple web servers: hardware? software? what "just works"?

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gary larsen cartoon photo re-enactments -- brilliant http://www.flickr.com/groups/farside/pool/ example : http://is.gd/iO5W

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"Trust [the cloud] like you would trust a guy pulling up in a van offering a sweet deal on electronics." http://is.gd/gAzm

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The $300 million button http://tinyurl.com/9xfb5x

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Code, also known as "zeros 'n ones" or "lines," is fast becoming a full-blown epidemic, even in small towns. http://is.gd/iNRA

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"I guess hackers (the bad kind) are just testers who exploit bugs instead of reporting them."

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"the minimal care required to send a letter with zero defects [..] will, alone, guarantee a respectful reading" http://is.gd/iNN5

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needs more monitors http://tinyurl.com/bvb4rw

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"Don’t worry about people stealing your design work. Worry about the day they stop."

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bible 2.0 http://tinyurl.com/5hvqpn

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I empathize with articles that are critical of me -- *nobody* is as dissatisfied with Jeff Atwood as I am

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MSFT 2D color barcode video: a laundry list of classic fake companies: Fabrikam, Contoso, Northwind, Coho http://is.gd/eSHi

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"we'll look back on Twitter as the CB radio for a new millennium"

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"In the nation of Bolivia, the locals are sitting on a stockpile of white gold." http://tinyurl.com/b8k4nz

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"If god didn't want us to take the path of least resistance he wouldn't have littered it with laughs and good times." -- achewood

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wow, just did an isp-to-isp file transfer, 650mb in < 1 minute. I SAW THE FUTURE

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"if you are allowed to change your mind, you ruminate on both the positive and negative aspects of the choice" http://is.gd/iN4t

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rt @lennysan "Pingdom and mon.itor.us are the low end, Gomez/Keynote/Webmetrics are the big boys"

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beautiful fan-made lucasarts adventure game posters http://tinyurl.com/cy63ex

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what do you guys/gals recommend for website HTTP monitoring? Ideally something that checks port 80 from around the world

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"I want a really well-endowed, good-looking gal in a tight T-shirt, with our name right across her breasts." http://is.gd/iJBJ

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"Java Loves You — Please Wait" http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2009/01/12.html