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"The collapse of the US newspaper industry has left politicians free to pursue their unethical schemes unscrutinised." http://is.gd/puql

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rt @chrispirillo a real sausagefest http://www.ckparish.org/Content/196.htm

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"Congratulations...you've found an inconsistency in the world. If only there were some way for you to reconcile it."

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my attitude towards code sharing: http://tinyurl.com/cjaub4

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oh man you so do not want to get into a "I dare you to click on *this* amazon book link" fight with me. You will lose.

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I had a (female) boss once who said to me, "if it was left up to the men, there wouldn't be any kids." Maybe she was right? I dunno.

Jeff Atwood
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#1 reaction to parenthood: completely mystified as to how the human race still exists. Totally does not compute.

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cleaning up edit wars! EDIT WARRRRRS!!!

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rt @john_lam Very, very good interview with Lars Bak: http://bit.ly/KqyoG

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Never Trust Robots http://tinyurl.com/2pxke9

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If there's 1 thing science fiction has taught us, it's that robots will pretty much always turn evil and try to kill you and your loved ones

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the difference between @rockhardawesome and me? he makes crapping his pants LOOK GOOD.

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for people who REALLY REALLY hate IE6. Mostly work safe. Depending where you work. http://is.gd/nVmB

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retrobright -- reverting the yellowing of old computer plastics http://retr0bright.wikispaces.com/

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auto-tune + coding = crazy delicious http://vimeo.com/3718294

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fascinating Carmack design notes on Wolf3d for iPhone http://www.idsoftware.com/wolfenstein3dclassic/wolfdevelopment.htm

Jeff Atwood
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wtf with all the Knol ads Google AdSense is serving us? Merry Christmas -- I HOPE YOU LIKE CRAP!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
who do I have to sleep with to get some deals on Xbox Live Points? Sheesh. These DLC tracks aren't gonna buy themselves..

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"83% of Americans believed the parents were partly to blame. Their lives are now pinioned to this bottomless question:Who is responsible?"

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NYT article on the Columbine parents (Klebold). http://tinyurl.com/cz4s79

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OK, I realize this is an extreme position, but bear with me: were the columbine kids' parents responsible? http://is.gd/4zRU

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holding my son, I wonder: meth dealer, or astronaut? roadie, or senator?

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mildly amusing story of ill-advised public twitter comments: http://is.gd/pkZ2

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heart attack grill. Not a parody, but an actual restaurant.. http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

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how Firebug crushinates performance: http://is.gd/oDGy

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I don't think the #eclipsecon talk @cshirky and I gave was recorded, but this is a great recap http://is.gd/peoL

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It started so easy, you want to carry on http://tinyurl.com/34n5sx

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"just different ways to kill the pain the same" http://tinyurl.com/c93pn6

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"Between 6/30/2007 and 3/5/2009, some 8,570,222,436 quests were completed in the World of Warcraft."

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the manga guide to databases. I hate both of these things. http://press.oreilly.com/pub/pr/2208

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I hate "monetizing". I hate things that make me perform "monetization".

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
it is crazy how often googlebot is hitting us and for how long. Not that I'm complaining, since it's the source of ~90% of our traffic..

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I noticed you're not wearing any... galoshes. http://tinyurl.com/2gz67d

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ah, casting magic missile at the darkness. A classic. http://tinyurl.com/2ws3xs

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"consider that two wrongs don't make a right -- but three, do." http://www.mendosa.com/fluke.html

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first IE8 bug I've run into, this happens on SO too: http://tinyurl.com/dxl7y4

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@ropadope Federated Media never returned our emails, ultimately.

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experimenting with adsense on stackoverflow. Is there any way to tell AdSense "hey, programming ads only?"

Jeff Atwood
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man, ripping CDs to VBR MP3s is just *crazy* fast now on modern hardware.

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uxhero, heal thyself. I'm just sayin'. I hate a lot of things I've never used, too. Why hate from a distance, when you can hate up close?

Jeff Atwood
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The most reckless, inconsiderate drivers drive.. a Volkswagen Jetta. http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/jettadrivers/

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I guess this was a mashup before we knew what mashups were http://tinyurl.com/c6rqb4

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"reminding me of the cat, my friend, who loved it more than anything else in the world." http://is.gd/oR84

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@codinghorror
geez, google's captchas are getting really hard to read now. I guess they are under pressure. Massive distortion.

Jeff Atwood
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I don't understand why it's so morally ambiguous to sell your babby. I could make a hundred large, easy, selling a nice baby like that.

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I would love to know why Windows Media Player 11 has 30+ second freakouts all the time where it won't respond to anything. Sigh.

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bizarre Om Nom Nom comic. http://is.gd/oQ4V

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"guys, women like 3 things: men in kilts, southern comfort, and Chris Isaak's 'Wicked Game'."

Jeff Atwood
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wtf with the novella emails? Who has time to write this stuff? GET A BLOG MAN

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iPhone 3.0 -- as always, there's something magical about v3, other than making v2 owners feel worthless. http://is.gd/ozqT

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RMS goes crazy, again http://tinyurl.com/dfyh7h

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keynote went great, thanks #eclipsecon -- even with @cshirky holding me back

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also any resemblance between this hotel and the one in The Shining is, I'm sure, COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL (redrum)

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at the Santa Clara Hyatt meeting @cshirky

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Why is it that I regularly see people walking around on the sidewalk fully barefoot? California, you so crazy.

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"Finally, a *reason* to want to fall in love!" http://is.gd/3bwi

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"Who's your arch-enemy?" Q.E.D. http://is.gd/ovVa

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Dead puppies aren't much fun. http://tinyurl.com/de4jkz

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how you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran? http://is.gd/ovu0

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I gotta say, I was skeptical, but Skype has been a fantastic bit of software. Used it heavily over the last 9 months.

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"the girl from MySpace was really hot.. until they brought up her MySpace page! It was hideous, a total turnoff.."

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Reminder: Pearl Jam's Ten album available on Tuesday for Rock Band. http://is.gd/ovam and http://is.gd/ovai

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"I was weak and run down.. then I learned about GUTS, that amazing remedy for all Mankind's Woes!" http://is.gd/ooXK

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working on my EclipseCon presentation with the ineffable Clay Shirky http://is.gd/kZB6

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I had no idea SQL 2008 had its own activity monitor, LOVE IT http://is.gd/onyZ

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SHHH! I'm TRYING to use the PHONE! http://tinyurl.com/c5w4gy

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further examination of anomalous voting patterns on stackoverflow is reinforcing all my negative stereotypes of human beings

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IE8 is actually quite competent; I'm sort of impressed with it after those scary-ass, catastrophic "break the entire web" betas.

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"Due to the current economic situation, TechWeb has decided to discontinue the Software Development events, including SD West"

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The Big Snit http://tinyurl.com/ageogc

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I <3 Eric Lippert: "you've got to lurch towards her, groaning, and hand her the cell phone like a zombie would." http://is.gd/oaei

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"The things that Windows do to make it harder (for an exploit to work), Macs don’t do." http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=2941

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"Every time this plumber offered a quote or any input about the job at all, he did a little riff on an invisible air guitar in his hands."

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nominate a new stack overflow moderator: http://tinyurl.com/cd4lbt

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if we are feeding babby every 2h30m, and feedings take 30m.. why bother sleeping at all? Now this is work that should be offshored to India

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slow news day at the NY Times, apparently http://tinyurl.com/cpm86h

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Dear Rich Bastard http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/bastard.asp

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Kermit the Frog reacts to "2 girls one cup". Not going to link because it's kinda wrong, yet hilarious. If it's your bag, baby, search it.

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best subway entertainers ever http://vimeo.com/3420517

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two angry camels in a car http://tinyurl.com/ddaejt

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@ppds that question is broken, not the layout

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Updating all our machines to IE8. Not as good as it should be, but far better than IE7.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer."

Jeff Atwood
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after looking up "AND A LARGE.. ORANGE.. DRINK!" I went on a Dr. Demento collection buying spree. Rhino FTW http://is.gd/nYvj

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I can't understand why Depeche Mode can't understand what makes a man
hate another man. It's really quite simple.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
even @spolsky admits he should have gotten an iPhone. And you can quote me on that.

Jeff Atwood
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sitting at the Las Vegas airport next to the slot machines of the damned. The beeping and blooping, it has no end.

Jeff Atwood
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#mix09 was great! headed home to @betsyphd and 6 day old babby @rockhardawesome

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Gu and I will be onstage at #mix09 after the keynote (~20 minutes from *now*) to answer Twitter questions -- use #askthegu !

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the perils of piloting a spaceship and eating a cheeseburger at the same time http://tinyurl.com/24cmru

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Gu and I will be onstage at MIX09 after the keynote ends (~11:45 PST) to answer Twitter questions -- use #askthegu !

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about to go onstage at #mix09 http://live.visitmix.com/

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the woot.com devs built this awesome Stack Overflow podcast bingo card that is friggin' hilarious. Will scan and put up on blog. Woot ftw

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see the #mix09 keynote streamed LIVE from the homepage at 9:00 AM PST http://live.visitmix.com/

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say what you will about The Big Ass Table (MS Surface) but the thing is really cool in person

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btw thanks to everyone who came to the "live" podcast yesterday at #mix09 -- @spolsky said the mix came out great!

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#mix09 keynote coming up -- feel the power and glory of The Gu!

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sorry, podcast at #mix09 is at 6:30 pm PST (30 minutes from now)! My bad!

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@codinghorror
let's take questions for the live Stack Overflow podcast on twitter! at-reply to me starting at 6:30pm.