@HudsonPvt @jbqueru I figure we'll know in a day or two. Trying to stay optimistic -- my *guess* is it won't be that close. But then again 2016, so literally anything is possible. 🤡

Looking forward to November, where I get to choose between "curl into a fetal ball and wait to die" or "carry on with the rest of my life as originally planned" 😖👍

Today I am leaving the US. With my family we are exploring a new life in the south of France. I’ve been in the US for more…

ummm.. I don't think so, random USPS facility https://t.co/z0ruQKxbOg

Softwares are known to the State of California to cause cancer.

Among the 23% of social media users who changed their political views because of social media, these are the top things they m…

These sweet duds are AUS-only?! https://t.co/Hk8Xc3dwJJ https://t.co/cPEe99Fw5B

60s Japanese Industry News magazines via @presentcorrect https://t.co/Hck1zudoI2 https://t.co/72CSfNqqxg

Please, please tell everyone you know to enable 2FA on their mail accounts at minimum https://t.co/KZBc6gZMFM https://t.co/1baTh7KaYy

We did a blindfolded family Skittles flavor taste test, and I STILL GOT IT Y'ALL 🙌 https://t.co/ZvhflLzt2A

The young women of America are watching... and listening. https://t.co/WGgtluhlHS

Rather than anger-donating to an overfunded Senate campaign that can't usefully spend the money it already has, please consid…

I remember writing about QR codes in 2005 and I guess 15 years later they are mainstream? https://t.co/XxWlbJXAMJ https://t.co/RazBXrlfUb

👩‍💻What about this kind of remote-working? https://t.co/EW3l64lt1D

The "Make a Plan" function on https://t.co/0TIJc3ByZP is brilliant. You type in your zip code & it tells you all your down-bal…

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/1Gj9zNzvrZ

do you guys follow The Frankenstein Project? it's a group of doctors who produce videos making fun of the monster they c…

Filed under, "things my dad e-mails me" 🤗 https://t.co/fT75P9zobv

My friend, Larry David, is not on social media (smart guy), but his message is correct (very smart guy). Watch him right…

"It’s chilling how much damage one young person with a knack for social media can do." (which reminds me, I need to subscribe to The Atlantic) https://t.co/M6Dft1mSrI

The end of Fight Club but it's Facebook imploding.

Hypothesis: The Trump administration is so rife with criminals because they think that we'll get them herd immunity from t…

got my super cool dazzle mask from DNA lounge! 64 different patterns! https://t.co/yw3LEuAHZG https://t.co/fRQFyeOJXE

just to amplify on this a bit, I'm *still* using these monitors from 2015 because, well, what am I gonna upgrade to? There are no good OLED options. https://t.co/s4L2qFdzG1 https://t.co/BIGoF448Qt

@jetx86 @ID_AA_Carmack @sbarnea at 27" there is no question that 1080p or 1440p are vastly noticeable (in a negative way) versus 2160p (4k). Not sure about smaller sizes tho

Had to run an errand. Neither kid wanted to come but I couldn’t leave them both at home. I said: you have 10 seconds for o…

Named for Rear Adm. #GraceHopper, a pioneer in computer programming, #HopperHall is now the first building at any of the…

Part of my everyday routine until Nov 3rd. Hopefully part of yours too 😘 https://t.co/twZWfHs7ia https://t.co/W5plEVZFjv

THEY FOUND MAKI! A rare, and very old lemur that police believe was stolen from San Francisco Zoo has been recovered a…

Let's do this together 💖 https://t.co/FmK0FB75zj https://t.co/kuq0BNGZ3N

This pair of blog posts that blows up the idea that you can benchmark by running a warm-up period and then taking the last N re…

Me when twitter was down vs me when twitter came back https://t.co/A7xqH5dDHu

"We don't exactly have D-size batteries capable of putting out more power than a nuclear power plant — which by the way, is what you'd need for a lightsaber to function like it does in the movies." https://t.co/wqBU5ki86X

If you have been suffering from online harassment I want to offer this link to you: https://t.co/jwOJJmgdY3. They have…

can't stop thinking about the time I got shamed by a rock https://t.co/TglvQXMmc5

"Left alone, they believed, free individuals would thrive and self-regulate, thanks to the sheer force of “logic,” “reason,” and efficiency." https://t.co/jQ7WU34zQt

I built my dog a selfie booth so she can take photos of herself by pushing a pedal with her paw https://t.co/lpFTVZFlId

Today, Cruise received a permit from the California DMV to remove the human backup drivers from our self-driving cars. We’re go…

How it was before Stack Overflow https://t.co/COAU79yi9J

Excellent, very readable article about bad ballot design in today's WP. Fortunately, the reporter connected with the estimable @…

The arc of the universe is long, but it bends toward crab

someone liked a ton of my tweets at once and their account has 0 followers and was JUST made, and I thought, “this must be…

If you haven't tried this new "Check passwords" feature they added to Chrome (that is, if you store passwords in Chrome), you should.. it's quite good https://t.co/wiqKdrr6Ol

From my dad, in Alabama. “We got this in the mail warning us about San Francisco. Enjoy.” https://t.co/9vC5QrrF9e

Not to be too blunt about it, but the reason “but her emails” worked and “but his emails” won’t is because the operative word…

I always think about this when I hear the podcast ads that try to destigmatize therapy by calling it "someone to talk t…

This is essentially the entire basis that Stack Overflow was built on https://t.co/jUBlzxFY1R

The largest black nation on earth is rising up against police brutality. Why Nigeria's #EndSARS campaign matters for Am…

“We were surprised by the magnitude of what we found—the huge difference that restoration can make.” New research in ⁦@…

Drown out the noise. Stay focused. Vote like your lives depend on it. 20 days. 🇺🇸

Six feet is not enough. Now at 44 primary cases + 17 secondary. The gym did health screening, cleaning, masks before and af…

I opened the box! I thought it was kind of... beautiful https://t.co/Sw6O0ZEeCA

One last push, everyone! Each $20 donation you make to https://t.co/cuHqwt0eHw gives you a chance to obtain the very, ver…

Not entirely sure what happened but somehow I spawned a bunch of bananas in the iOS dice app and they always roll 42 🤣 https://t.co/bOXsjlMTDn

Unpopular but true opinion: the "let's strap some smartphones to people's faces" era of VR is never going to be particularly good. Once we can project images directly into the eye.. but that is decades off

God help me, I am intrigued by this crazy Intellivision Amico thing and I should not be https://t.co/y5TPhWO2Xw

On January 4, 2019 I shipped a fruit basket to a client in Colorado and it got lost in the mail. Today—648 DAYS later—the r…

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“New programmers often need small projects to work on as they hone their skills. This is a list of ideas, and pointers to lists…

Meanwhile, in the UK https://t.co/BSqJLRHMW7

006: The Voter Fraud That Time Forgot by @ironicsans https://t.co/KTnR1Ygwma

phone: are you enjoying yourself? me: *scrolling* i am :) phone: would be a shame if someone- me: wait no phone: -C…

Made In the Future, a design fellowship for aspiring underrepresented designers, has been a project that is years in the makin…

#AppleEvent https://t.co/b2d4NAaO40

“The future is already here – it’s just not very evenly distributed.“ https://t.co/4e8ewc9yiE

Anyone feel like some climate optimism? I knew you did, here you go: https://t.co/OOHGyciVh8

I.. I.. I don't know how to feel about this https://t.co/bfwlkXdFUP https://t.co/QNtMPrpPeY

Optical discs and Floppy disks exhibit is open! Come by the Computer History Museum in Mountain View this weekend and check it o…

Pause. Breathe. Listen. https://t.co/ODTMF3NiAF

To celebrate Dave Vanian's birthday, here are The Damned doing Neat Neat Neat on Supersonic in 77 https://t.co/0PL9TuWS…

Found a cache of frickin Zip disks buried in our garage. Anyone got a usb Zip drive I can borrow? https://t.co/K0l2kBhMe6

say no more Josh, we're on it https://t.co/dr8yOn34h1 https://t.co/1yaSawzJW3

We need to add PR, DC, and Guam as states. 53 is a prime number then we can truly be one nation, indivisible

Just received this rollercoaster of an email from one of my professors https://t.co/6vGfiRNFI9

If you're weary of seeing people say "SCOTUS" as if everyone worked at the Pentagon, or there were 9 other kinds of supreme c…

You can reduce misinformation online by knowing how to spot it and refusing to share it, no matter how similar to your vi…

Bill Hader was absolutely robbed of an Oscar for this performance https://t.co/rRMx3Y9kWL

Obligatory "I just got vim / emacs / notepad.exe set up exactly the way I like" reference https://t.co/nrn3GjQh1l

"Turn on a radio. If it's on the radio, some aspect of it has most likely seen pitch correction." https://t.co/O3uwm9TYP7

On Friday night, as the rain was pouring down here Vancouver, I I was walking along the sea wall headed to meet a few folks…

Thank you to my dear friend @deadprogrammer who restored and hand engraved this knife for me 🙌 https://t.co/uRU62XvTgo

This election is a tough call because one candidate was endorsed by both the Taliban and the KKK and the other was endorsed b…

Let’s talk about the “Swiss cheese model” of combatting the COVID-19 pandemic. This is a classic conceptualization of how…

Something Grabs a Hold of Me Tightly https://t.co/cTKtYWl4Pr

Let's do this together; every day I smash that donate button, then I like and subscribe. https://t.co/wI4Gbw6zFa

Visited a house where each scuff mark has its own plaque. What’s the story behind your favorite scrape? 👀 https://t.co/MgKUa4…

my current job in a nutshell https://t.co/JqNetrnJV5

"Now you will listen to Kraftwerk. Do it. Hey, I don't make the rules." https://t.co/0ZU5Hj57oO

Have a nice #pixelartday
#pixelart #ドットの日 https://t.co/dlquhXzJvP

Circa ~2001 I worked at GSK near this building (the one featured in the movie Brainstorm) and it's.. really something to behold in person. https://t.co/VGhGkbrRui

In or near Alameda, CA like me? Save High Scores Arcade! (Also note the custom Oregon Trail cabinet in the pic..) https://t.co/56Ck2cX2lp

Twitter will be limiting likes & retweets while only allowing quote tweets if a tweet is flagged as election misinformati…

Good morning! I want you to know before you start your doomscrolling... I looked at all the news and all the tweets. Not…

lost in all this is how bill barr still looks like baby sinclair https://t.co/UGgAglMAvP

The low voter turnout by young people is the biggest self-own in American political life. And there's really no excuse for it…

whoa. a seven-foot-tall bronze sculpture of "Medusa With The Head of Perseus" will be installed across the street from…

Thanks I hate it https://t.co/0V9kuwzdIU