"Believe in yourself, eat all your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, and get 8 hours of drugs." http://is.gd/sjtU

rt @dansdata everything's better with CHEESE! http://www.viruscomix.com/page470.html

the internet has revolutionized the clever t-shirt industry http://is.gd/sh2g

via @kevindente the Time Traveler Essentials T http://is.gd/rDxP

caveman games (nes) http://is.gd/sc2T

the ultimate video game experience: Ghetto Golf! http://is.gd/sbiZ

I've had good luck buying refurb video cards and netbooks, but one thing I will *never* buy refurb? Xbox 360. That's crazy talk, man.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f-in amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how?

I personally find the "make all comment text look like a cartoon bubble" design sort of obnoxious. I AM NOT A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER, NKAY?

rt @betsyphd Rickrolling made it into NYT crossword. "Widespread internet prank involving a bait-and-switch link to a music video."

I have officially lost all track of time. weekday, weekend, day, night.. it's all the same to me.

rt @dansdata "You have a dog, and I have a cat. We agree that they are each worth a billion dollars." http://bit.ly/vNCZ3

If there is a programmers' middle east, it is surely Tabs vs Spaces http://tinyurl.com/2az9zn

Biz Stone is a man who knows how to use Twitter WELL http://twitter.com/biz?page=154

oh internets, I've fallen in love with you all over again

"Also, occasionally he would just drop by, giving me a surprise back-rub and THEN lurk behind me, watching what I'm doing."

"I worked [..] for a man who was a pretty dead on 50/50 mix of Michael Scott from The Office and Buster from Arrested Development."

enjoying the "worst working condition" threads tremendously here http://is.gd/s7dn and here http://is.gd/s7dt

so that's how sumo wrestling really works -- http://tinyurl.com/2bcq57

"16 decimal places is a lot. Hardly any measured quantity is known to anywhere near that much precision." http://is.gd/s6cc

I'm with George Carlin: I don't *get* golf.

"Switching to a restaurant without alcohol would not be financially viable, he said." apparently getting wasted is big biz..

is it just me or does the flash/silverlight crossdomain.xml seem like a really bad idea, implemented poorly?

'Intel says it demonstrated a "greater than 10x" reduction in [Moorestown] idle power draw compared to a current Atom [netbook] platform.'

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

I swear there are 10 ways to write any given SQL query, but only 1 of them performs well.

"my submission included cute animals, Chuck Norris, OSS, bacon, Ron Paul, recession, FAIL, cynicism, Apple, and a Narwhal" http://is.gd/rF4g

it's a lot cooler if you stop thinking of it as "having a baby" and start thinking of it as "launching a human rocket ship into the future"

Granted badge 'Stellar Question' to user 40516 'Princess'

rt @jamuraa #1 candidate for google's url shortening service: Google maps links. Those things are like 500 chars long

meh, souls are overrated anyways http://is.gd/rSXy

never design what you can steal, craigslist edition -- http://tinyurl.com/c3rd6s

from email: "I learned from [blogs and stack overflow] more than on my university :)."

I don't think we can turn off code-behind until we have a templating engine that doesn't suck total ass in ASP.NET. Need Spark..

code-behind off by default in ASP.NET MVC is kind of a dick move, but it is a perfect example of Training Your Users http://is.gd/rUsG

Google = Wal*Mart http://tinyurl.com/d6e29d

close range 2: chainsaw dawn http://tinyurl.com/d3qozl

rt @betsyphd Googling pacifiers, I fell into a Wikipedia wormhole and ended up reading about Adult Baby fetishes. Wish I could unlearn that.

1782^12 + 1841^12 = 1922^12

I don't understand some programmers' obsession with The Weed http://is.gd/rz4j

babies are like crack cocaine to old people

VPs have what my brother Mike refers to as "Shit's Easy Syndrome"

TUNNELS OF DOOOM http://is.gd/rRm7

ah, I see, _why linked to Stack Overflow here http://help.shoooes.net/

I feel a midlife crisis coming on

I just spent six months in a leaky boat http://is.gd/rKBa

we will update stack overflow to ASP.NET MVC release on Friday -- been a long time coming.

"the _why pointed users of Shoes to stackoverflow for support questions" (?)

having a newborn is sort of like this, but imagine it going on for hours: http://tinyurl.com/6lyhyp

"On the hottest day, more than 4,000 gray-headed flying foxes dropped dead out of trees" http://is.gd/rxuf

rt @mattcutts http://bit.ly/ZQ9DP Free, unlimited IP address geolocation. 1.4M records in a MySQL database.

the power of lard http://www.jwz.org/gruntle/lard.html

trying to figure out how much time I spend parenting stackoverflow vs. coding stackoverflow

just discovered old canned good in the cupboard that exploded with blackish ichor. That.. is f'ing disgusting

rt @mattcutts the all-in-one card stamp. http://bit.ly/dBhN2

serverfault.com logo winner: http://99designs.com/contests/20088/entries/184 (yes, the font and layout will be normalized with so logo)

Whenever I see the name "Aziz", I always think "Aziz! Light!". I'm such a total dork.

on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. http://is.gd/gNvn

Lil' Etch-A-Sketch http://www.exedamobile.com/web/index.php

Chasing Ghosts arcade documentary. Screening in LA on Sun, Apr 26. http://is.gd/rzIY

I can't believe Sir-Mix-A-Lot sold out the booty like that http://tinyurl.com/d4lfg4

He generally referred to the RSX fork list as the "fork queue".

why haven't I built my dream home yet? @wilshipley get on it. http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3661/bongosdreamhouse.png

The only way to "improve" Swoopo is to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

"I am an investor in Swoopo, we want to improve it so that people understand its business model and don’t walk away with a bad taste"

99designs.com , where I get to wear out my "rate 1 star" button daily.

blekko status displays -- cool! http://www.flickr.com/photos/skrenta/3424587345/

ah, PHP. All the charm and elegance of walking through an open sewer into an abbatoir.

I have XCache PHP accelerator installed. I *think*..? WordPress win32 perf is so bad all the time, it's hard to tell if it's working. sigh.

do you find yourself struggling with feelings of loneliness? http://is.gd/3Fry

"Just think... a generation of children in the third world will learn programming just in order to hack around the anti-porn filters."

someone on the IIS7 team documented how to get wp-super-cache to actually work on Windows! http://is.gd/rniU

photoshop disasters: like Where's Waldo for grownups. http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

I'm sorry... that you suck so much! http://tinyurl.com/dl37k9

via @jzy the Pinocchio Paradox http://is.gd/rkZY

with the rain comes the inevitable hermaphroditic snail orgies on my front lawn. NOT ON MY WATCH, YOU BASTIGES

remember, unicorns are your friends! Err.. sometimes. http://is.gd/rkgL and http://is.gd/rkgS

Baby Porcupine gets hiccups, eats banana, robs bank. Just kidding about that last part. http://tinyurl.com/2mwatz

I think watching a preview of Rock Band DLC song "She's a Hottie" just dropped my IQ by about 10 points. Toby Keith FTL.

who is Nigel, and why are we always having to make plans for him? http://tinyurl.com/5c3flq

WordPress: still brutally slow(tm)

the internet isn't killing newspapers. newspapers are killing newspapers. http://daggle.com/090406-225638.html

Apple 1 art: WANNNNTTTTTT http://www.20x200.com/art/2009/04/apple-1.html

Twitter won because it was The Stupidest Thing That Could Possibly Work. Note: I'm not kidding. http://is.gd/jgSJ

"Fool-proof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools."

dear stack overflow user, you are reinforcing all my negative stereotypes of Indian coders. http://stackoverflow.com/users/78627/ravi

Oh, Ministry, you're so right -- every day really IS Halloween! http://vimeo.com/3522232

xkcd vs. linux: fatality! http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/what-happened-to-my-laptop/

action figure slow motion punches http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgdyBvHdNKY

their beauty and their style were kinda smooth after a while http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&fmt=18

a visit to ID software, 1993 http://vimeo.com/4022128

new banking plan: too crazy to fail! http://is.gd/r9Jj

the best possible live version of the best possible song in the world http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXy0hZDIrmY

"I think that the asymmetric model better mimics how real attention works…and how it has always worked." DUH! http://is.gd/pyLU

the recursiveness amuses me http://is.gd/r7Y5

M. Pryor thinks we should hellban instead of doing timed suspension. I don't think that's healthy on a wiki-type website http://is.gd/r7TE

I was told by Whitney Houston that Children Are The Future(tm). I no longer believe this to be true.

Rule #1: don't be a jerk. http://blog.stackoverflow.com/2009/04/a-day-in-the-penalty-box/

possibly the most terrifying image on the entire internet http://www.sophiadembling.com/uploaded_images/coney-clown-767159.jpg

article on "Biz" Stone. Apparently he made up that name for himself? http://is.gd/qZmp