ok this is weird. I posted twitter messages *other people have responded to* that don't show up in my twitter stream #twitterusocrazy

dang, I was hoping iPhone v3 would have a dual core CPU. looks like 2x memory, 2x storage, CPU speed++, camera++ http://is.gd/zfAI

popping the why stack http://bit.ly/4rx0kO

who can I turn to? you give me something I can hold on to. http://danstheman.com/Jenny.htm

voting for google doodles by age range http://www.google.com/doodle4google/vote.html

Shall I walk, or shall I ride? "Ride," Pleasure said. "Walk," Joy replied.

rt @anildash People who are willfully ignorant of pop culture = those who refuse to the learn the culture of foreign countries they visit.

ok last #plantsvszombies I swear. This is the best "last stand" money machine layout http://twitpic.com/4z1sb

really not a fan of these ONE BIG ASS GIANT FONT AD adsense banner ads google is allowing people to run now. Fugly. http://is.gd/yQ0o

team fortress 2 scout does the Slap Chop http://bit.ly/zfJaD

good money making layout for #plantsvszombies -- for "last stand" minigame http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1346/plantsvszombieslaststan.jpg

The official sequel to "d**k in a box". Really! http://bit.ly/mZvVY

just taught grandma about emoticons on skype. old people are so adorable! =8D

"WHAT!? I thought that Macs never crashed?" -- "They do crash, but in a more sophisticated manner."

ahh, so if you run the #plantsvszombies Zen Garden in windowed mode, you make money in backbround! sweeeet.. mo money, mo money, mo money..

plants vs. zombies is great, but digger zombies are some seeeerious bullshit. I'm just sayin'.

getting kind of sick of hearing about how great Windows 7 is. get a room, you freaks. VISTA 4 LYFE

why is every wikipedia talk page completely unintelligible to me? It is seriously bad, bad UI.

change: I fear and hate it

drummers: so lame, they can be replaced by tractors http://bit.ly/o8UlP

are you truly alive, or are you really playing an extremely elaborate version of Roller Coaster Tycoon? There's no way to tell. Fun!

based on some of the emails I get there is a surprisingly fine line between "enthusiastic" and "sort of crazy"

Steve Ballmer is a total goofball, but I have to admit I get a kick out of him http://bit.ly/D1JMP

is this advice about "writing scripts to a page" still true? strikes me as.. very odd. http://jennifermadden.com/javascript/writeMethod.html

"The 3 most dangerous things in the world: programmer with a soldering iron, hardware guy with a software patch, user with an idea."

For my money, there is nothing more intimidating than Val Kilmer's signature tooth snap move in Top Gun. (bite)

having to educate @jarrod_dixon on the finer points of Top Gun song lyrics. It's HIGHWAY to the danger zone, mav. http://is.gd/kItT

hilarious "speed run" of Family Feud on the SNES. SURVEY.. SAYS..! http://bit.ly/Hps9C

Guitar Hero: Van Halen confirmed. Jamie cries. http://bit.ly/DzE3o

so @spolsky is putting secret audio at the end of our podcasts that I thought was off-mic. Oh, I see, you want prison rules podcasting..

this dragonforce parody video slays me every time http://bit.ly/ri9td

yet again using stack oveflow answers to help us build stack overflow.. regex selectors in jquery: http://is.gd/xqEN

ok maybe that answer was not *technically* correct, but its truthiness cannot be denied.

when programming job interviewer asks, "How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?" the correct answer is always "f**k you."

whoever greenlit all these "I cured my yellow teeth" hotmail ads needs to be defenestrated. It's like reading a damn medical manual .. email

rt @daveman692 Weave screencast showing Weave / OpenID integration to log in to StackOverflow http://bit.ly/mDoVl

rt @kevindente "Reading on Screen IS The Future of Reading" http://is.gd/xo0t

because cute overload is old and busted: http://uglyoverload.blogspot.com/

my approach to site moderation? there is no crying in stackoverflow!! yt for @bluej100 http://bit.ly/5d49e

ladyada is badass http://www.ladyada.net/make/tweetawatt/

mcsweeneys explains Twitter http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/3/31kennedy.html

what kids learn in college http://bit.ly/Wt5SS

having a kid is like signing up for a front row seat to human evolution. and let me tell you, MAN we start out lame.

maximo, the swishiest Mexican wrestler ever (see "fainting" at ~2m in) http://bit.ly/tb6Lb

I demand that you click on this picture of @rockhardawesome . CLICK IT NOW http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/641/rockhardawesomesitsup.jpg

all you need to know about the new Kindle in one picture http://bit.ly/1amhKY

rt @timalmond [37Signals is] just keeping their passwords real.. real INSECURE

37signals stores user passwords as PLAIN TEXT? wtf? http://bit.ly/thWXo

You tell them to "salt your passwords to prevent dictionary attacks" and all they hear is "blah blah passwords blah blah blah blah". LOL

I have had it with these monkey-fighting zombies on my monday-to-friday lawn! http://is.gd/tunZ

we refer to remote desktop-ing into our production servers as "hanselman" now. "hey, looks like an issue, you better hanselman into prod"

trivia: @superdalgas gave me my only virus, ever, back in the day.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy99 thanks man!!1!

really getting sick of IIS locks on sitemap.xml (10 mb XML file, presumably being modem-served) causing our builds to fail. grrrr.

nifty chalkboard animation http://vimeo.com/4347460

trac supports OpenID? WIN!

Tales of the Black Dilbert http://blackdilbert.blogspot.com/

rt @ottoradke "google apps limits you to 500 unique emails per day" behold the immense power of rate limits http://is.gd/kVvl

someone just correctly pointed out this is the third time someone has gained access to my so.com credentials. (third is undisclosed) :'(

suck. gmail hosted has decided that I'm a spammer because I am sending out so many serverfault.com email beta access grant emails.

any sysadmin types who would like access to serverfault.com beta, please email team@stackoverflow.com with your OpenID URL

oh "elite hackers", lol. takes me back to my 300-baud BBS days. Hacker News YOU SO CRAZY

"I'd prefer if we saw many fewer codinghorror articles here.. I believe the interests of his fans and elite hackers are mutually exclusive."

I just saw this "there's a 1 in 2 chance" episode of the Daily Show. The guy is a *teacher*! http://is.gd/wzL2

ah, so in the The Beatles: Rock Band, the game supports the two guitarists singing together, as suspected.. http://is.gd/tJ9k

"like Gravitar meets H.E.R.O. meets Fort Apocalypse meets Scorched Earth + a ton of fluid dynamics" http://is.gd/vihu

NewTek Video Toaster http://tinyurl.com/dfcurm

just "paid" someone who found series of subtle security holes in Stack Overflow with full Rock Band 2 Wii setup.. best money I ever spent

Cirque de Soleil meets Hee-Haw in 1944 http://tinyurl.com/43zflf

cuts like a 2000-watt ytterbium fiber laser through butter~! http://is.gd/wki0

now that I think about it, everything should be chocolate coated, up to and possibly including chocolate.

Do not anger the Scalia http://tinyurl.com/crbzjg

meet Maru the cat http://tinyurl.com/7vtenx

I just created a new anti-spam form data encryption scheme so lame it makes a Caesar Cipher look like Blowfish http://is.gd/1qvv

just realized that I am bopping along to a 12" remix of Never Gonna Give You Up in my playlist. Related: what has happened to my life?

rt @betsyphd The death rate for cancer, adjusted for size and age of population, dropped only 5% from 1950-2005. http://tinyurl.com/csaja4

baby, cats, wife, there are officially too many things that require love and attention in this house now. 1 has to go. Sorry @betsyphd

Joel Spolsky's recent talk about Stack Overflow at Google http://tinyurl.com/cwxoc7

Stackenblochen http://tinyurl.com/5cznrm

the weird thing about internet scale: you can sort of optimize for people who read your mind.. say stuff, then find the people who "get it"

@johnmcc stop kicking PHP while it's taking over the world, damn you! http://is.gd/w4fq

wow, date math sucks. I want a metric calendar, damn it.

I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I've got 67,450 Xbox Live points coast to coast

"my pary are with the father who lost his bacon" http://tinyurl.com/csd6tf

SELL THE KIDS FOR FOOD! specifically, this kid! http://tinyurl.com/cldm3g

"I may have invented it, but Bill made it famous" http://tinyurl.com/2b3mbr

@dominicchamon it's mostly because adsense kinda sucks; there are some hilariously bad keyword matches. I try to ban URLs, but... can't fix.

I turned off adblock so I could work on our own ads (much hilarity ensues when you don't) and surprisingly flashblock gets most of 'em

new meme alert: Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat http://tinyurl.com/c8lwlg

being alive: it beats the alternatives

meetings are like f***in' productivity kryptonite

#followfriday @dansdata @jwz @donttrythis

it is really satisfying to get upvotes on a quality post you spent time constructing, I must say..

my team@serverfault.com mailbox is full of emails that really should be titled "HELLO I CANNOT FOLLOW BASIC INSTRUCTIONS!!111@!"

Kazookeylele - Ukulele - The final countdown http://tinyurl.com/45k8xw

"how to get other programmers to answer your blatant homework question" Pro-Tip(tm): use a female name when posting.

Oh, the Conan Memories http://tinyurl.com/6bpo4z

the whole "racy slides in ruby preso" controversy is so useless I literally feel dumber having been exposed to it http://is.gd/vFh1

real life twitter is pretty funny http://is.gd/vmGI

you know what I think Ruby presentations need more of? Hardcore pornography. For that matter, *all* presentations do.