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12:15 am to 2 am outage -- that is not very comcastic! though, to be fair, comcast bay area has been quite reliable for me over time

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This Just In: Stack Overflow Defeats Google http://bit.ly/yYO0a

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welcome to canada http://bit.ly/Ch5MG

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hey! hey! heeey! http://bit.ly/aCedw

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Journeying Electronic Facsimile Fabricated for Accurate Troubleshooting, Worldwide Observation and Online Destruction http://is.gd/1t1FR
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deliciousbees
@deliciousbees
iPhone manual focus + magnetic-attached macro lens = awesome. http://yfrog.com/0rxlaj

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one thing you learn as a new parent: babies are programmed for happiness. So what happens to us as adults to suck that out of us?

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Darth Vader in Love (part 1) http://bit.ly/76P2R

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Dub Fx beat looping a whole song with his voice only. Watch out Bobby McFerrin! http://vimeo.com/2707661

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If even Superman is losing it, what hope have us mere mortals? http://is.gd/1rNZi

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Dear "Facebook -- you must log in to see this page" brick wall page: f**k you. Sincerely, and with the deepest respect, Jeff Atwood, esq.

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holy crap @rockhardawesome can laugh now!! And we can *make* him laugh! TTL (time to laugh) = 4 months.

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in other words like @marcoarment is saying, the file needs to be in memory, then 4/8 cpus can get all parallelize-y on it.

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for those of you saying "waah! nobody needs 12 GB on the desktop! waah!", I say to you -- 10 GB database queries + 2.5 GB logfile queries.

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I'm using PowerGREP, which I totally <3, ( http://is.gd/1rInN ) but it only uses 1 CPU to parse these 2.5GB+ logs. Gotta be a way..

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are there any windows grep tools that can parallelize queries? working with these 2.5 GB+ daily lIS og files is not so much 'fast'

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dartboard driven design http://bit.ly/2lIWGu

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DRY, KISS, YAGNI, NAMBLA. Live it, learn it, LOVE IT http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000856.html

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@gortok smart move, you are gonna love the mirra!
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kevindente
@kevindente
Dear Web Site - if I have to watch a flash video to understand your service, you auto-fail
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shanselman
@shanselman
Overheard at MSFT: "I serve at the pleasure of The Gu."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
chatting at http://tinychat.com/thinkvitamin #tinychat

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rule of programming #67: when in doubt, imagineer a solution to a problem that nobody actually has.

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don't just fail. fail *spectacularly*.

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well, then, which is worse: a reply to your email in 3-6 months, or an immediate "nae! I canna do it cap'n!!" response?

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I need, like .. six .. 4th of July holidays to even get close to catching up on my email backlog. Or, just declare email holidays!

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testing is for the weak. real developers use The Force, because in your heart you just *know* that sucker is gonna work!

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gundam 1/1 scale http://bit.ly/u0EOM

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English localization of Street Fighter 4 http://bit.ly/VmCeG

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r @maggiel but what if I secretly *AM* a genius programmer??!? http://is.gd/1qqtx

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rt @jzy @elliottkember: To those of you posting developer jobs: DO IT MORE LIKE THIS http://bit.ly/lqZ5b

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ok so I just had to apologize to @spolsky for calling him "Ballmeresque". It is absolutely true, he is FAR less sweaty than Steve.

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r @tintop when google is 90% of your traffic, the correct answer is always "thank you sir, may I have another!"

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r @liquidpt it was a google indexing related spike. not typical, but the gzip disabling makes it a double whammy

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great, so by *default*, if CPU spikes to 90%, gzip is disabled, and won't be re-enabled until CPU goes below 50%. welcome to CRAZYTOWN!

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Hmm. I am smelling what dynamicCompressionDisableCpuUsage is cooking, and I don't think I like it

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"DYNAMIC_COMPRESSION_NOT_SUCCESS reason: 2 COMPRESSION_DISABLED" well, that's news to me, as it is ENABLED in the config

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arrgh! all our IIS7 instances have stopped serving up gzipped content for no reason whatsoever. :(

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this software is free as in "f**k you." http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/

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a whimsical exchange amongst gentlemen http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/cartoonlounge/2008/07/

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way too much drama for a Tuesday morning

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meta: Will Open Sourcing Stack Overflow Destroy Our Business Model? http://is.gd/1pOea

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rt @jonskeet C# in Depth 1st edition - 50% off, today only. Use code twtr0708 at http://manning.com/skeet

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I've been telling @spolsky for a while now that they need to fork and go full-on *enterprisey*. There's your differentiation.

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r @walterchisenski "will StackExchange offer things like MSFT AD integration (SSO) or other enterprise features that differentiate it?"

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I am hoping to have @migueldeicaza on tomorrow's podcast with @spolsky to spend 10-15 minutes discussing open sourcing SO pros and cons

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r @johnsheehan Six Apart seems to open source their core Movable Type product while hosting it. Is it BLACK MAGIC??

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r @johnsheehan but hosted FogBugz ( like http://stackexchange.com ) already has LOTS of open source competition, and they seem to do OK.

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(note, open sourcing #stackoverflow is just something we are *discussing*, with a timeline of > 1 year from now)

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so @spolsky is convinced that open sourcing #stackoverflow would be a "destroy the company" moment. Very ballmeresque.

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the tire that longed to be with its family http://bit.ly/rQuE1

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"there is no suitable codec that all [browser] vendors are willing to implement and ship" http://is.gd/1pzrC

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someone retweeted me with [sic]? OH NO YOU D'INT! s**t just got real up in here!

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I just realized why stack overflow works better for me than UserVoice: speed. It's *way* faster. Speed = feature.

Jeff Atwood
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programming language popularity. they should award tiaras! http://langpop.com/

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complacency : http://www.8164.org/complacency/

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r @wdesmet amazing the things you learn working on a "simple" web app, like how brutal the font situation really is. Arial Everywhere FTL :(

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r @wdesmet radically different widths for "similar" fonts is a silent killer. As is "similar" fonts which render smaller at same pt size

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the art museum toilet museum of art http://www.artmuseumtoilet.org/home.asp.htm

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r @patrik_hagne lol, a little of both, I guess. :) hey, it's not my fault that it's always someone else's fault!

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Things I've learned, #4,273: being a whiny, shrill complainer is not the best way to effect change in the world.

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running into this really nasty ie-specific cookie subdomain bug. Apparently it's "wontfix" as IE8 has same problem. http://is.gd/1oBuY

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many of the edge conditions where multi-core CPUs are big wins (like video encoding) are *much* faster on a GPU http://is.gd/1ormN

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Here's what I want on my tombstone: "If you're horrified by what you see in the mirror, you are not alone."

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r @ghoseb "We lived in this world where little things are done for love and big things for money. Now, big things can be done for love."

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it is exciting to see many of the programmery queries I run every day start to have good Stack Overflow search results. WORLD++!

Jeff Atwood
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Weird Al on MJ's passing. http://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/2373964518

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R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet is already sorta a parody, but still: Weird Al for the win http://bit.ly/16gEDk

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compuserve finally shut down :'( http://bit.ly/Nxi1l

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Windows 7 RTM on track for July 13th? Man, that's fast. I'll admit it: I was wrong, I said they'd never ship it this year.

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r @carnage4life yes, but zone pricing is legal; see your local gas station http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000323.html

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r @ianwin no doubt, Dwarf Fortress is the ne plus ultra of ASCII gaming http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/screens.html

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r @kevdog au contraire mon frere; I am Loving Every Minute Of It. The Loverboy, I mean. http://bit.ly/12e8VT

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I sorta regret buying "Loverboy - Super Hits". I'm not sure why. Everyone loves weekends, right? http://bit.ly/9iMBC

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got an iphone? get must.eat.birds http://bit.ly/15vL7P
at a buck it is STEAL
at a buck it is STEAL

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I want an ASCII chart like Edward Tufte would design it. Internet, start your engines..

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I can't find a good ASCII chart I like online. Yes, I've been to every link in the first page of google results. Give me something AWESOME

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I think R. Lee Ermey might be in serious danger of being typecast at this point. He needs to do High School Musical 6.

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You know what iPhone needs? A back button. In hardware

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r @sheebz good to hear that the 2008 server situation is a little more sane. 4 GB memory limit for "standard" 2003 server? ouch!

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rt @bradwilson Ballmer is to "Developers! Developers! Developers!" as Jobs is to "Consumers! Consumers! Money! Erm, Consumers!" :)

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r @marcoarment I just don't understand why Apple is so compelled to shoot themselves in the foot with the needless and harmful secrecy.

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"And I'll search the world over, for my angel in black." http://bit.ly/12rgP4

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r @jongalloway my argument isn't really about the money, but the mental friction. I'm sick of dealing with marketing weasel feature matrices

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tiered cloud pricing is 90% charging the rich customers more. Inasmuch as those "enterprise" features "cost more to develop".

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"tiered pricing is fair for cloud products!" er, ok, then I guess it costs 37signals an extra $50 a month to "host" 10 GB more data for us?

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r @gazzonyx "comparing SP1 to SP2 is like comparing House Party 2 to House Party 1!" http://bit.ly/13UuwI

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Service Pack 2: way more service packier than 1.

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wow. just got this from ReCaptcha: BIPOLAR OCD. I think I need some .. time .. to be alone now.

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"It was a giant middle finger to iPhone developers." because Apple is just not a developer-friendly company. http://www.marco.org/122990476

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Oh, "First!" guy, I've fallen in love with you all over again.

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do not believe what you read here

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shameless one time plug: got an awesome product for software developers? want to advertise it on Coding Horror? jatwood@codinghorror.com

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seriously, if I have to enter my timezone on another website, I'm going to cut someone. Or myself.

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ok so firefox 3.5 improvements blah blah blah, do they finally include the user's timezone in the damn headers?

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the amount of ads on the eweek.com site is borderline obscene. OW MY BALLS! http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000772.html

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kodu: programming as creative medium. http://bit.ly/O8xvu

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"A slightly humorous fact is that Sculley himself took the taste test and picked Coke instead of Pepsi." http://is.gd/1lcXX

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the "not-me" ghost has caused unimaginable damage to civilization as we know it http://bit.ly/eop0G