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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 10, 2009, 4:22:57 AM
12:15 am to 2 am outage -- that is not very comcastic! though, to be fair, comcast bay area has been quite reliable for me over time
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 9, 2009, 11:18:35 PM
This Just In: Stack Overflow Defeats Google http://bit.ly/yYO0a
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 9, 2009, 11:08:22 PM
welcome to canada http://bit.ly/Ch5MG
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 9, 2009, 11:04:56 PM
hey! hey! heeey! http://bit.ly/aCedw
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 9, 2009, 10:30:03 PM
Journeying Electronic Facsimile Fabricated for Accurate Troubleshooting, Worldwide Observation and Online Destruction http://is.gd/1t1FR
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deliciousbees @deliciousbees
Jul 9, 2009, 9:34:03 PM
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iPhone manual focus + magnetic-attached macro lens = awesome. http://yfrog.com/0rxlaj
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 9, 2009, 7:58:44 PM
one thing you learn as a new parent: babies are programmed for happiness. So what happens to us as adults to suck that out of us?
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 9, 2009, 7:07:36 PM
Darth Vader in Love (part 1) http://bit.ly/76P2R
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 9, 2009, 12:14:30 AM
Dub Fx beat looping a whole song with his voice only. Watch out Bobby McFerrin! http://vimeo.com/2707661
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 11:05:47 PM
If even Superman is losing it, what hope have us mere mortals? http://is.gd/1rNZi
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 11:04:03 PM
Dear "Facebook -- you must log in to see this page" brick wall page: f**k you. Sincerely, and with the deepest respect, Jeff Atwood, esq.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 10:25:34 PM
holy crap @rockhardawesome can laugh now!! And we can *make* him laugh! TTL (time to laugh) = 4 months.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 9:35:50 PM
in other words like @marcoarment is saying, the file needs to be in memory, then 4/8 cpus can get all parallelize-y on it.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 9:34:51 PM
for those of you saying "waah! nobody needs 12 GB on the desktop! waah!", I say to you -- 10 GB database queries + 2.5 GB logfile queries.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 9:28:31 PM
I'm using PowerGREP, which I totally <3, ( http://is.gd/1rInN ) but it only uses 1 CPU to parse these 2.5GB+ logs. Gotta be a way..
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 9:05:44 PM
are there any windows grep tools that can parallelize queries? working with these 2.5 GB+ daily lIS og files is not so much 'fast'
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 6:50:31 PM
dartboard driven design http://bit.ly/2lIWGu
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 6:34:09 PM
DRY, KISS, YAGNI, NAMBLA. Live it, learn it, LOVE IT http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000856.html
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 4:43:15 PM
@gortok smart move, you are gonna love the mirra!
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kevindente @kevindente
Jul 8, 2009, 4:38:23 PM
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Dear Web Site - if I have to watch a flash video to understand your service, you auto-fail
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shanselman @shanselman
Jul 8, 2009, 4:36:27 PM
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Overheard at MSFT: "I serve at the pleasure of The Gu."
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 9:33:38 AM
chatting at http://tinychat.com/thinkvitamin #tinychat
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 9:31:54 AM
rule of programming #67: when in doubt, imagineer a solution to a problem that nobody actually has.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 6:44:14 AM
don't just fail. fail *spectacularly*.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 4:13:16 AM
well, then, which is worse: a reply to your email in 3-6 months, or an immediate "nae! I canna do it cap'n!!" response?
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 4:01:30 AM
I need, like .. six .. 4th of July holidays to even get close to catching up on my email backlog. Or, just declare email holidays!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 8, 2009, 3:35:55 AM
testing is for the weak. real developers use The Force, because in your heart you just *know* that sucker is gonna work!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 10:20:40 PM
gundam 1/1 scale http://bit.ly/u0EOM
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 10:01:50 PM
English localization of Street Fighter 4 http://bit.ly/VmCeG
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 5:31:03 PM
r @maggiel but what if I secretly *AM* a genius programmer??!? http://is.gd/1qqtx
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 4:34:36 PM
rt @jzy @elliottkember: To those of you posting developer jobs: DO IT MORE LIKE THIS http://bit.ly/lqZ5b
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 4:19:17 PM
ok so I just had to apologize to @spolsky for calling him "Ballmeresque". It is absolutely true, he is FAR less sweaty than Steve.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:29:13 PM
r @tintop when google is 90% of your traffic, the correct answer is always "thank you sir, may I have another!"
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:11:12 PM
r @liquidpt it was a google indexing related spike. not typical, but the gzip disabling makes it a double whammy
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:03:58 PM
great, so by *default*, if CPU spikes to 90%, gzip is disabled, and won't be re-enabled until CPU goes below 50%. welcome to CRAZYTOWN!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 11:42:52 AM
Hmm. I am smelling what dynamicCompressionDisableCpuUsage is cooking, and I don't think I like it
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 11:40:05 AM
"DYNAMIC_COMPRESSION_NOT_SUCCESS reason: 2 COMPRESSION_DISABLED" well, that's news to me, as it is ENABLED in the config
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 11:18:02 AM
arrgh! all our IIS7 instances have stopped serving up gzipped content for no reason whatsoever. :(
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 10:59:23 AM
this software is free as in "f**k you." http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 10:17:27 AM
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 9:44:06 AM
way too much drama for a Tuesday morning
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 5:28:01 AM
meta: Will Open Sourcing Stack Overflow Destroy Our Business Model? http://is.gd/1pOea
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 3:35:02 AM
rt @jonskeet C# in Depth 1st edition - 50% off, today only. Use code twtr0708 at http://manning.com/skeet
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 3:34:22 AM
r @neiled well, @jonskeet says "As someone who has to deal with time zones all the time, I'd advise .. to stay away from them" [if you can]
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:41:55 AM
I've been telling @spolsky for a while now that they need to fork and go full-on *enterprisey*. There's your differentiation.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:41:08 AM
r @walterchisenski "will StackExchange offer things like MSFT AD integration (SSO) or other enterprise features that differentiate it?"
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:38:54 AM
I am hoping to have @migueldeicaza on tomorrow's podcast with @spolsky to spend 10-15 minutes discussing open sourcing SO pros and cons
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:29:06 AM
r @johnsheehan Six Apart seems to open source their core Movable Type product while hosting it. Is it BLACK MAGIC??
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:26:02 AM
r @johnsheehan but hosted FogBugz ( like http://stackexchange.com ) already has LOTS of open source competition, and they seem to do OK.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:17:36 AM
(note, open sourcing #stackoverflow is just something we are *discussing*, with a timeline of > 1 year from now)
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 7, 2009, 12:16:56 AM
so @spolsky is convinced that open sourcing #stackoverflow would be a "destroy the company" moment. Very ballmeresque.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 11:54:36 PM
the tire that longed to be with its family http://bit.ly/rQuE1
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 11:48:24 PM
"there is no suitable codec that all [browser] vendors are willing to implement and ship" http://is.gd/1pzrC
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 10:11:24 AM
someone retweeted me with [sic]? OH NO YOU D'INT! s**t just got real up in here!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 9:07:38 AM
I just realized why stack overflow works better for me than UserVoice: speed. It's *way* faster. Speed = feature.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 8:58:16 AM
programming language popularity. they should award tiaras! http://langpop.com/
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 5:00:03 AM
r @wdesmet amazing the things you learn working on a "simple" web app, like how brutal the font situation really is. Arial Everywhere FTL :(
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 4:46:36 AM
r @wdesmet radically different widths for "similar" fonts is a silent killer. As is "similar" fonts which render smaller at same pt size
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 4:30:31 AM
the art museum toilet museum of art http://www.artmuseumtoilet.org/home.asp.htm
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 4:09:57 AM
r @patrik_hagne lol, a little of both, I guess. :) hey, it's not my fault that it's always someone else's fault!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 4:05:34 AM
Things I've learned, #4,273: being a whiny, shrill complainer is not the best way to effect change in the world.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 6, 2009, 2:55:18 AM
running into this really nasty ie-specific cookie subdomain bug. Apparently it's "wontfix" as IE8 has same problem. http://is.gd/1oBuY
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 5, 2009, 10:00:53 PM
many of the edge conditions where multi-core CPUs are big wins (like video encoding) are *much* faster on a GPU http://is.gd/1ormN
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 5, 2009, 2:58:15 AM
Here's what I want on my tombstone: "If you're horrified by what you see in the mirror, you are not alone."
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 5, 2009, 2:28:01 AM
r @ghoseb "We lived in this world where little things are done for love and big things for money. Now, big things can be done for love."
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 5, 2009, 2:20:28 AM
it is exciting to see many of the programmery queries I run every day start to have good Stack Overflow search results. WORLD++!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 5, 2009, 1:11:37 AM
R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet is already sorta a parody, but still: Weird Al for the win http://bit.ly/16gEDk
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 11:51:24 PM
compuserve finally shut down :'( http://bit.ly/Nxi1l
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 11:25:20 PM
Windows 7 RTM on track for July 13th? Man, that's fast. I'll admit it: I was wrong, I said they'd never ship it this year.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 6:53:53 PM
r @carnage4life yes, but zone pricing is legal; see your local gas station http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000323.html
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 7:26:24 AM
r @ianwin no doubt, Dwarf Fortress is the ne plus ultra of ASCII gaming http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/screens.html
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 7:23:17 AM
r @kevdog au contraire mon frere; I am Loving Every Minute Of It. The Loverboy, I mean. http://bit.ly/12e8VT
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 7:16:58 AM
I sorta regret buying "Loverboy - Super Hits". I'm not sure why. Everyone loves weekends, right? http://bit.ly/9iMBC
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 4:31:20 AM
got an iphone? get must.eat.birds http://bit.ly/15vL7P
at a buck it is STEAL
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 3:49:35 AM
I want an ASCII chart like Edward Tufte would design it. Internet, start your engines..
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 3:30:08 AM
I can't find a good ASCII chart I like online. Yes, I've been to every link in the first page of google results. Give me something AWESOME
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 4, 2009, 2:48:47 AM
I think R. Lee Ermey might be in serious danger of being typecast at this point. He needs to do High School Musical 6.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 3, 2009, 7:00:55 PM
You know what iPhone needs? A back button. In hardware
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 3, 2009, 5:48:40 PM
r @sheebz good to hear that the 2008 server situation is a little more sane. 4 GB memory limit for "standard" 2003 server? ouch!
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 3, 2009, 5:46:38 PM
rt @bradwilson Ballmer is to "Developers! Developers! Developers!" as Jobs is to "Consumers! Consumers! Money! Erm, Consumers!" :)
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 3, 2009, 2:40:08 AM
r @marcoarment I just don't understand why Apple is so compelled to shoot themselves in the foot with the needless and harmful secrecy.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 3, 2009, 1:58:10 AM
"And I'll search the world over, for my angel in black." http://bit.ly/12rgP4
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 3, 2009, 12:46:35 AM
r @jongalloway my argument isn't really about the money, but the mental friction. I'm sick of dealing with marketing weasel feature matrices
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 3, 2009, 12:39:09 AM
tiered cloud pricing is 90% charging the rich customers more. Inasmuch as those "enterprise" features "cost more to develop".
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 3, 2009, 12:38:05 AM
"tiered pricing is fair for cloud products!" er, ok, then I guess it costs 37signals an extra $50 a month to "host" 10 GB more data for us?
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 10:40:56 PM
r @gazzonyx "comparing SP1 to SP2 is like comparing House Party 2 to House Party 1!" http://bit.ly/13UuwI
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 9:47:45 PM
Service Pack 2: way more service packier than 1.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 9:00:48 PM
wow. just got this from ReCaptcha: BIPOLAR OCD. I think I need some .. time .. to be alone now.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 8:18:06 PM
"It was a giant middle finger to iPhone developers." because Apple is just not a developer-friendly company. http://www.marco.org/122990476
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 12:13:28 PM
Oh, "First!" guy, I've fallen in love with you all over again.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 10:57:25 AM
do not believe what you read here
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 8:34:10 AM
shameless one time plug: got an awesome product for software developers? want to advertise it on Coding Horror? jatwood@codinghorror.com
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 5:59:55 AM
seriously, if I have to enter my timezone on another website, I'm going to cut someone. Or myself.
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 5:59:28 AM
ok so firefox 3.5 improvements blah blah blah, do they finally include the user's timezone in the damn headers?
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 5:56:34 AM
the amount of ads on the eweek.com site is borderline obscene. OW MY BALLS! http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000772.html
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 1:47:35 AM
kodu: programming as creative medium. http://bit.ly/O8xvu
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 1:12:03 AM
"A slightly humorous fact is that Sculley himself took the taste test and picked Coke instead of Pepsi." http://is.gd/1lcXX
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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror
Jul 2, 2009, 12:56:15 AM
the "not-me" ghost has caused unimaginable damage to civilization as we know it http://bit.ly/eop0G
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