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Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @NathanBowers I think Doctorow is really afraid kids will learn to love their corporate masters, rather than question authority.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Gruber is right -- the rich kids who can afford the requisite $999 MacBook and $99 fee are makers and tinkerers, too, man!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"I honor the place where your desire to consume becomes one with my desire to create." http://goo.gl/V193

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@loydcase but since when is *undervolting* disallowed??

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
watching @jarrod_dixon and @superdalgas mess around with their new iPads they got at the Soho Apple store

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
hey @loydcase I am finding my laptop's P8700 CPU to be VID locked so I can't undervolt it -- at all ! :( is this common?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
today's grammatical lesson, brought to you by Weird Al Yankovic and your local grocery store http://goo.gl/A4ry

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
somebody got murdered / somebody's dead forever http://goo.gl/jYxc

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
C is the IE6 of programming languages. Sure, it innovated, and was good for its time, but it's cost us billions. literally.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Given the timeframe .. I don't think we could have expected anything better than C." there were options, but they got steamrolled

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I'm on a plane, and let me tell you, I have HAD it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane! http://is.gd/bbA0E

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
some people, given a time machine, would go back in time and stop Hitler. Not me; I'd go back in time and un-invent C.
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betsyphd
@betsyphd
I'm coining a new word. Doocebaggery: when all the mommy bloggers create a huge drama out of minutiae and go apeshit on ea ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
but @BeowulfOF has a good point as well; "more code" isn't necessarily a plus, either. Maybe less of both talk and code? Balance?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I love my fellow programmers, but sometimes I feel we'd be better off overall with less talk and more code.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
well, at least the iPad is interesting enough to argue about. Can't really say that about any new iMac or PC or even phone, really

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I may have to block my own business partner on Twitter .. et tu, @spolsky ?
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timbray
@timbray
Wow... Cory's iPad rant, right or wrong, is monumental. http://is.gd/bbnWN

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
travelling would be so much more enjoyable with a MultiPass

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Good night, unicorns. You may have captured our hearts, but we could never capture a spirit so free.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
heading to NYC at the crack of frickin' dawn. Bart -> International Terminal -> Virgin US

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
hmm. in the iPhone NYC subway app iTrans, the "peel up for options" in the right corner is bright red. Sign of UI fail.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the show "Breaking Bad" is kinda blowing my mind. I heard it was good, but I didn't know they meant "season 1 of the Sopranos" good.
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secretGeek
@secretGeek
April fools day was weird. I guess in fifty years it will be a bigger event than Easter. Corporations will have a budget ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the importance of "Charlie Bit My Finger" (which ironically I had never seen) http://goo.gl/9bL6

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@FeedleDeedee excellent, glad you enjoyed it! unicorn POWER!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
OMG A-TEAM TRAILER OMG OMG OMG http://trailers.apple.com/movies/fox/theateam/ateam-tlr2_720p.mov

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
last GUID used up. http://goo.gl/IJq9

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"it baffles me to see this (often male) obsession with Unicorns." well, unicorns are weaponized ponies. DUH

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Your horse is not gay. It is merely standing near a rainbow." http://goo.gl/DiWP

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @nathanbowers there is no reason for iPad specific "newspapers" to exist; same as in 2007 http://goo.gl/NC8S

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Petting a kitty feels so good. but then, so does crushing my enemies.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, props to reddit for most excellent april fools; everyone can click "turn admin on" and .. do admin stuff! lol

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
email feedback: "what is this unicorn fixation?" I have no idea what you're talking about. http://goo.gl/BuFB

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
plus, you figure if iPhone v4 is getting multitasking, so will iPad v2. More excited about iPhone v4 than iPad, frankly.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
v1 of Apple new-category-anything is crazy risky. Look at the iPhone and iPod. Good devices, but 1st one is obsolete in seconds.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
reading @pogue 's review of the iPad. "The Apple iPad is basically a gigantic iPod Touch." good: fast! bad: heavy. my verdict: wait for v2

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh, I love April Fool's day. And if you don't, you know what? you suck.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@rusanu refactored to bool unicorns actually, even before I read this.. :)

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
public static string RenderGravatar(User u, int size, bool noUnicorns) // actual code

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
hey, just got a new webcam! Let's try it out and see what I look li.. AHH! AHH TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
here's that @hotdogsladies post http://goo.gl/pZCf at the time I was like, WHATEVER! WUSS! But now, I understand..

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
you know, @hotdogsladies was right. Having a child really does turn you into an emotional pu**y.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Stack Overflow API private beta starts http://goo.gl/9HXI

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
explaining this in a way that VCs can understand -- Twitter : Facebook :: Stack Overflow : Quora

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
can't stop watching Football, America, and Jesus. Considering calling for help. http://goo.gl/cdT9

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
<waves hand> you want to help me with this aggravating WebKit css problem. you know you do. http://goo.gl/uirR

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I'm pretty sure Jay-z didn't have Miley Cyrus in mind when laying down his tracks http://goo.gl/raG6

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@hglennrock it was mostly The Miracle of Science, honestly .. http://goo.gl/8kkB
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jzy
@jzy
love this. Tilt-shift sumo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9K0I45UAN8

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
500 worst passwords (image, salty language, via @blowdart) http://goo.gl/LuVp
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eric_sink
@eric_sink
We're heading toward two classes of computers: one for people like me, and one for people like my Mom. http://bit.ly/aYeoxH

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
also @Demize99 I'm sure you've seen this but.. http://i41.tinypic.com/5x1yeu.png so.. yeah.. uh.. balance n' stuff..

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Hey, it's almost April 1st! Curmudgeons, start your engines.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I wish I could hire all the Stack Overflow and Server Fault and Super User users because they're so awesome. Also, I am not biased.
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secretGeek
@secretGeek
A design is complete not when there is nothing more to add but rather when the client's wallet has nothing left to remove.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"You think you got it bad? I GOT EXPENSES. I'M A CRACK ADDICT."

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Space Invaders Enterprise Edition. Somewhere, a Taito programmer commits hara-kiri. http://goo.gl/1BWe

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
come on, someone thought the Scarface school play video was real? Really?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
oh the Scarface School Play, it is the comedy gold http://goo.gl/q2hK

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
rt @mrdenny "the newest version of Flashblock for FF also blocks Silverlight" looks like Silverlight has finally arrived!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
stack overflow is at build 6660.. good omen or bad?

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
Yahoo Answers makes *so* much more sense now that @spolsky discovered it's basically a safe chat room for 13 year old girls

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
sugar. water. purple. http://goo.gl/qdkt
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simonpegg
@simonpegg
Shame our moon doesn't have a name. All the others do. Fancy ones too. Ours is just The Moon. Like calling your dog, The ...

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
this Harmonix Rock Band 3 leak story is freakin' hilarious http://goo.gl/iQLo excellent job @plasticaxe

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
part of the Stack Overflow compensation package -- you will be featured in cartoons. Really. http://goo.gl/onJS

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I totally forgot that new year = new Best of Bootie! 2009 represent! http://www.bootiemashup.com/bestofbootie2009/

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
REALLLLLY looking forward to hiring a sysadmin for stackoverflow.com. And I am sure @superdalgas agrees with me on that one..

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, sustained 68k+ hits per hour to stackoverflow.com from a single IP.. that's a new all-time record for asshattery

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
take a chance, people! that's all I'm saying! http://goo.gl/pCQj
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migueldeicaza
@migueldeicaza

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I guess I could love other people's code, but it's like loving other people's children -- not quite the same as your own

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I love working on my crappy code. it is crappy, but it is mine.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@knorby well, I changed absolutely nothing in my Gmail since the blog post, and I don't customize anything, ever, in Gmail

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
be patient, Google is still working through the other 41 shades of blue to figure out which is optimal for the user.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
see for yourself. Gmail buttons now moved farther apart, in subtle "we tested 42 shades of blue" Google style.. http://goo.gl/npPL

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
holy crap, did Gmail change their UI since my latest blog post? I can't believe it. Next up, wishing people into cornfields.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"all rock music is dangerous." http://goo.gl/5LrP

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"will sit on giant buttons and deflect deadly photons for love." http://goo.gl/1QZu

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
furries re-enact famous panda sneeze clip http://goo.gl/ydGG , internet weeps

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
pc video card hardware humor DELIVERS http://tinyurl.com/gtx480loud

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
eating some Taco Bell while watching Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution! Great show!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
wow, they make a "reverse flying V" electric guitar? Nutty. http://www.amazon.com/Gibson-Reverse-Flying-Limited-Electric/dp/B0013O8UR2

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @dozba agree on Flickr's "spaceball.gif" copy protection, but I'd argue it's effective enough for the casual web user

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
looks like I really need to get me a copy of Just Cause 2 for PC.. http://goo.gl/igdj

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
my favorite community open source ad on Stack Overflow. Hey, at least it's honest, man! http://goo.gl/Q9kU

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
r @migueldeicaza "Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence; what the predicate says, he does" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7S_B9GcRI0

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the sequel to Heavy Rain should be Chocolate Rain, the game, with Tay Zonday.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"And yet, despite the crushing performance penalty, anti-virus software is de rigeur in the PC world" http://goo.gl/2gj9

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I don't understand why (some) people want a "give me a random thing!" button, but then, I don't get StumbleUpon either and it's huge

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
"Pikachu is his slave name." http://goo.gl/CZvQ

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
HOW TO WRITE GOOD. http://bit.ly/cGXXKS (via @jzy)
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mattcutts
@mattcutts
Reddit just ate a ton of my time: http://goo.gl/wx0C and http://goo.gl/tZXL Stay away! Don't click! You've been warned!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
I hereby declare the new Nvidia GTX 480 (Fermi) the Pentium 4 of video cards. A long road traversed, but a dead end.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
for reference 130 watts is like 4-5 laptops worth of energy.

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
the new nvidia video card pulls down 130w more than the radeon 5870 under load (!!!!!) http://goo.gl/WqRC

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
@loydcase "AMD, Nvidia is sticking with a maximum of two displays with a single card." BOOOOOOoooo

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
a little birdie told me there is secret private beta testing of a Stack Overflow API going on. Probably LIES!

Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror
new Stack Overflow motto: "Uber Evil!" trying to court those users attracted to naughty, bad-boy websites!