MY DATABASE SERVERS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!! http://blog.stackoverflow.com/2010/10/database-upgrade/

"I sometimes type with my eyes closed .. I've ... correct[ed] typos without ever having seen them." http://goo.gl/w5gO

On #stackoverflow, Google is 87% of all incoming traffic and 98.69% of all search engine traffic.

In my spare time I enjoy reading fine literature. http://yfrog.com/176c9gj

remember all those jokes I made about FarmVille? they don't seem so funny any more. http://goo.gl/8Ecx

just out of beta and now fully public, Photography Q&A -- http://photo.stackexchange.com

@codinghorror damnit! 5 different searches, 5 times SO as #1, 5 perfectly working solutions. in a row

Best. Customer images. Ever. http://j.mp/bqPzr5

I heard the radio edit (censored) version of that Cee-Lo "F**k You" song on the radio today. Not .. at all.. the same song

trying out the topre realforce keyboard. Warning: keyboard pr0n ahead: http://goo.gl/9cNr

studying some of the newgrounds.com community systems for possible inclusion in Stack Overflow

still responding to emails in my backlog from 2009

"we ultimately hope to erase the boundary between 'gamer' and 'musician.'" http://goo.gl/P5vo

It's over, OS X is finished. Linux wins. http://coc.io/osxkiller

@depl0y http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2007/09/lcd-monitor-arms.html

what they don't tell you about playing keyboards: it's hard not to dance. And sing.

Some people, when faced with a problem, think "I know, I'll dismiss it with a witticism." Now they have zero problems.

you guys pro keys in Rock Band 3 is TOTALLY AWESOME! Go buy it now! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGKWWLQQFc

Speed Saves http://goo.gl/iy79

Stack Exchange Q&A site public beta: Board and Card Games http://boardgames.stackexchange.com/

Hark a Vagrant does Dracula http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=285

first Rock Band 3 song played? Tom Petty's "The Waiting (is the hardest part)" of course -- 5 stars! http://goo.gl/KkMj

There's like 10 people, tops, at this Fable 3 midnight launch. #woo

Paged Dr. Google Images to diagnose child's minor diaper rash and OMG MY EYES! DO NOT WANT!!! UNDO!!!

BRITISH rappin' farmers ad. If this is the future of advertising sign me up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOHAUvbuV4o

there is a midnight GameStop release tonight.. for.. Fable 3? WTF? There are Fable 3 fanboys? Seriously?

@codinghorror check out what my friends did for Halloween http://yfrog.com/75bcrej

Avid poker player? Please support our Area 51 Poker site proposal! http://goo.gl/c3ca

I contest the allegation that an 11-layer Rubik's Cube will "bring you joy": http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.492 ...

"there appears to be no other option when you work for Stack Overflow ... its either awesomeness or death by public shaming"

I love reading Ray Ozzie, the guy who created Lotus F**king Notes, write about "too much complexity".http://goo.gl/7Vi8

Xeon (Nehalem) hyperthreading and SQL Server -- not working well for us http://goo.gl/LmMv

@licorna hmm, working OK for me here.. maybe try http://goo.gl/M1tT

Blown away by how well stackexchange.com has cracked the code for building self-policing communities. GJ @codinghorror ...

now out of beta -- http://math.stackexchange.com -- don't forget to read the /faq !

Prisencolinensinainciusol http://goo.gl/mLDO video http://goo.gl/Hus4

yep, according to its proponents, Dvorak keyboard layout is going to take over the world soon! #noreally

why did I even buy Fallout: New Vegas? I have no time for these quests. I have, like, real world quests.

"If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it."

"google is broken" is like "the compiler is broken"; we had this problem on superuser too! http://goo.gl/RhKM

Funny or Die's "The Ballad of G.I. Joe" http://bit.ly/2cZy2 Has a much better cast than the movie. http://imdb.to/9Six9O

according to my TypePad dashboard, my blog has 24 lifetime page views. That may not be correct.

@howtogeek the best revenge is living well

reminder; #stackoverflow and the rest of the network may have some downtime today, starting NOW: http://goo.gl/tdbR

@sdegutis I predicted that people would be surprised that it didn't suck -- but that the browser would be the weak link. Shrug.

as predicted, Windows Phone 7 is surprisingly good... except for the browser. dealbreaker. :P http://goo.gl/6F3k

Ducky DK9008 black on black laser etched keyboard http://goo.gl/Iv7D

"advocacy might in fact signal that the individual is boiling over with doubt" http://goo.gl/KZwz (via @lizardbill)

ok, the iphone dock keyboard is definitely cool! http://matias.ca/usb2keyboard+/ (via @ircri)

The Keyboard Cult http://goo.gl/0Dx2

@codinghorror "Everything You Know Will Be Obsolete in Five Years" Then why do we still have C, C++, Unix, and Windows?

Everything You Know Will Be Obsolete in Five Years http://goo.gl/1pCA

@arnie0674 address at bottom of every web page we serve

@arnie0674 what's the specific query, email us the details

@arnie0674 see http://blog.stackoverflow.com/2010/08/defending-attribution-required/

I applaud Amazon for at least trying to accommodate "lending" on Kindle http://goo.gl/07ME

r @averyj as long as an answer you don't hate is near the top, that's about the best you can do for subjective stuff: http://goo.gl/ziuE

new public site launch: Game Development http://gamedev.stackexchange.com/

this google query is even more hilarious today than it was yesterday (first result explains) http://goo.gl/fYve

why I love anonymous comments: "I hope none of the servers catch dysentery or drown wading through a river." http://goo.gl/tdbR

RTFM -- not healthy for sysadmins, or anyone else, really http://goo.gl/uJUI

I now possess the ability to play Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Rock Lobster & Space Oddity on my very real guitar http://goo.gl/4HWi

protip: please click that "faq" link before asking. It's there for a reason.

how should we service background tasks on stackoverflow.com ? http://programmers.stackexchange.com/q/13711/37

bees! HOW DO THEY WORK?! http://goo.gl/egdb

r @mattcutts why would googlebot stop indexing pages in our sitemap.xml? how can we diagnose? http://goo.gl/K4o9

fluorescent lighting and digital cameras don't always mix well http://photo.stackexchange.com/q/4115/94

definitely the best band performance by cats I've seen in quite some time http://goo.gl/FvZK

when people ask me, "Jeff, why is your wheel of blame covered in blood?" I tell them it is better not to ask such questions.

#GPLv3 is #FSF's #Vista.

Henry's word is sound! RT @HMXhenry The Piano Man himself as DLC shortly after RB3 launch with keyboard-tastic tracks. htt ...

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to be clear, the (second) Java exploit executable I had, was from browsing for images on Google Images. #stopthemadness

@secularcoding @codinghorror I got a bunch through ad networks on "top ten xyz" sites. Disabled Java and didn't install ...

@codinghorror true story. I got several viruses from the pirate bay via java in Chrome before I disabled it. No probl ...

Chrome 7 is out already? wow! http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/10/chrome-7-arrives-with-bug-fixes-better-html5-support/

public service announcement. Use Chrome? Be sure you disable any vulnerable plugins! http://goo.gl/6YfG

r @thecoffman Microsoft is slightly better at the web than Apple, which is to say they are f**king terrible at it.

in fine MSFT tradition the new xbox.com BROKE EVERY SINGLE OLD INCOMING URL. try it yourself http://goo.gl/zlXI

is there any way to do a "download all" on an xbox 360? http://goo.gl/vRAp

ah, ok, xbox.com is undergoing an upgrade. Bad time for me to have to deal with my Xbox 360 RROD and DRM transfer then http://is.gd/g9TMA

marvelling at how abysmally bad the xbox.com website is. I lost track of timeouts and errors, even in IE8.

woo, my million dollar unicorn bills arrived! http://goo.gl/yO0x

our goal is NOT to splinter the WordPress community; our goal is to make it stronger http://goo.gl/29Sf

And as usual StackOverflow has the answer to my problems. I could kiss @codinghorror right on the face.

Why is the bedroom so cold turned away on your side? Is my timing that flawed our respect run so dry? http://is.gd/g7Ibt

ahhh! Xbox 360 RROD! warranty covered, but one week before Rock Band 3 drops? so not cool, man!

Microsoft without a CTO is like the Catholic church hath no pope. I vote @ScottGu steps up to being CTO.. he's vNext @Bil ...

You gotta listen to Steve's anti-Google rant. We're doomed, DOOMED, I tell ya. http://is.gd/g7mlC

wikipedia's URL insanity continues: behold the article with a FORWARD SLASH IN THE URL (!) http://goo.gl/tJ0D

"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats." http://goo.gl/vu88

panopticlick still fascinates https://panopticlick.eff.org/ -- note the "one in x" column for each data point

"I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase.. it's all the game, though, right?" http://goo.gl/SNAh

lol the Das Keyboard site sells earplugs as a "keyboard accessory" :P http://goo.gl/7A6h

this epic keyboard thread gives me a total compu-boner. can't stop reading it. http://goo.gl/yg7a

has Apple ever shipped a TN LCD? I can't think of any. This is an area where I respect Apple's attention to detail.

"Research shows that if you want to be a happier person don't read self help books. Just have happier friends." #fb http:// ...

IMHO video skype calls (for work) add almost nothing in practice over regular voice-only calls.. is it just me?

that NY Times article on Japan was incredibly depressing http://goo.gl/nxqV

"I recently had the opportunity to outfit the ultimate(-ish) Rock Band 3 setup at our NYC home office.." http://goo.gl/4ecY