@codinghorror havent you heard? "everytime the android emulator runs a cute kitten is brutally murdered"

we have the simulator, but we've found multiple times that the Android and Windows Phone simulators do not *quite* match the hardware

we need Windows 7 Mango hardware to make sure Stack Exchange mobile rendering is awesome on it: http://t.co/WXhl1IV Who can help us?

The Importance Of Marshall McLuhan And His Ideas - SVW http://bit.ly/obVZYI

For my blog's 12th anniversary today, "If your website's full of assholes, it's your fault": http://2.dashes.com/nqH90c

@ck1dog that is most jobs

Rebecca Black with auto-tune turned off, you are warned! http://t.co/wlIcgxM

I'm excited to announce that StackExchange podcast is back on @itconversations! http://is.gd/ivlehL /cc @codinghorror @spolsky

Stack Exchange is looking for another systems administrator in the NY office: http://t.co/Ih1Jb79 #serverfault #sysadmin

I need to contact Markus Frind of plentyoffish.com -- can anyone give me an email introduction?

currently ongoing for #stackexchange, 6-8 weeks standard: Project Zombie Poke, and Project Costanza Wallet.

wow, check out the IP here.. someone's running a phantom google! http://t.co/wfQG6o9

With kids, the fun never ends! And by "fun," I mean "vomit."

We are about to pre-record next week's podcast, with Stack Exchange graphic designer extraordinaire Jin Yang (@jzy) http:// ...

How much should a UX professional know about front-end development? http://t.co/hrPoTIo

My best SunSpider JS benchmark result in 2007: 5.4 seconds. My best sunspider result today: 151ms. #atwoodslaw

at idle 130w, under full prime95 load, 260w. CPUs are like little suns packed into a few square millimeters.

What I ended up with is easily the best case and motherboard combination I've ever laid hands on. Read on! http://t.co/r7vCGaK

"Sign up for free to read the full text. Login if you already have an account." Oh hello there Expert-Sex-Change, I mean, Quora

Yesss! Lucene.net is back: http://t.co/VLqY83h

pretty nifty job opportunity for scaling the Roblox! [c++] http://t.co/qhT6nB4

another 10 month old cookie based account. I know I say this every time, but.. amazing.

"I've just posted my very first MS Connect bug report. What a sucky user experience." "You think it sucks now? Wait until they answer it."

"Nobody steals a unicycle..." somehow, this does not surprise me.

What does "pneumatic" mean when applied to a person? http://t.co/8dcoK8P

This Google Plus screenshot made me laugh. Not on FB either. http://t.co/QFjX7CZ

@haacked @shanselman our @kevinmontrose's blog post about building the Stack Exchange mobile views in MVC3 http://t.co/B7KJIvq

the reason us people with children are always hassling those of you without children -- it's unfair you don't get to suffer with us!

the best way to gain karma is to complain about karma. http://t.co/2R1nhA7

new Sandy Bridge build so close to perfect WEI .. yet so far.. http://t.co/ap45z4R

Sometimes I click on ads I don't like just to charge the advertiser $.

Nerdy proposals make me cry :) - http://t.co/X7cQN6r

Stack Exchange now has a final(ish) mobile view for use on the go! http://t.co/WXhl1IV

someone at the Facebook talk asked about good reading on gamification; try anything by @dingstweets and http://t.co/W43PeW7

The Facebook wall.. At Facebook http://t.co/auaBXTZ

At Facebook. This feels *exactly* like being in college. And there's Zuck!

there is one bed and a futon in @rockhardawesome 's room. But he chooses to sleep on the floor, apparently because it's more ROCK

I am really, really looking forward to the movie "Garfield 4D: Tokyo Drift".

Still trying to figure out Sandy Bridge overclocking.. it's so different (this is under Prime95 100% load) http://t.co/BzjRG8t

Anthony Weiner could have avoided all that mess had he simply been using Instagram. "That's not my junk. That's somebody's ...

To honor Metafilter's 12th birthday, @mathowie bought the first site ever linked there and made it into a tribute: http: ...

I actually gave everyone on my team an F for modem whistling. Really. #hardbutfair

How much should you pay developers? http://t.co/zZnLcGm

@howtogeek @edbott blame Chrome for being total douches about failing to implement [esc] to pause animated gifs like every other browser

I just installed my first normal-sized motherboard without a PS/2 keyboard connector. PC ecosystem in a nutshell..

JanRain has officially stopped giving a f**k. Sigh. Portable identity is great, except when it turns out your passport is from Somalia.

What do you think @codinghorror? Keep those tactical pants up with this super tech belt. - http://bit.ly/mPe4FE

I know Twitter has proven time and time again they are utterly technically incompetent, but .. obvious spam is obvious! http://t.co/hiCupmR

"Specified argument was out of the range of valid values. Parameter name: don't mess with texas" <-- actual error in Stack Overflow logs.

@blurryyellow @ftrain how many points do I get if I answer?

hey @haacked here's a subject near and dear to your heart: the death of encapsulation. http://t.co/o0DBn75

The Nyan Cat Progress Bar for Windows: http://t.co/3Hv3G58

protip: http://t.co/nWYtVSY

Dear #Cisco , I'm afraid that with my recent experiences with your 2960S switches, we may no longer be able to be frien ...

@jmakumbi already exists, use the search box there http://t.co/LaZpw0X

4gb flash drives are the new dvds.

I put on my internet tactical pants and robe.

just launched and fully public: Q&A for Information Security professionals http://t.co/gGSbrHT

@timdubs yes. Yes they do.

Edward Tufte's "Slopegraphs" http://t.co/8dXTdmO //Lots of data visualization pr0n. via @hackernews

Are right aligned form field labels better? #ux http://t.co/3wQbev2

The magic button — Don't I wish? Don't we all? http://j.mp/oAEJUg

wearing my new COMPLIMENTARY INTERNET TACTICAL PANTS from http://t.co/UHSvLgI and I FEEL AWESOME

"the music industry, when it began to feel the effects of the technological change coming, doubled down on stupid" http://t.co/Qw7vzG6

mobile theme beta deployed on all #stackexchange sites, try it on your phone. Feedback goes here http://t.co/5DVI2AT

Watch the most delightfully profane and offensive sneaker ad in existence. http://t.co/2fO7fRN

This is fresh: our friends over at @StackExchange @codinghorror and @spolksy just added support for SoundCloud embeds ht ...

Visualizing the #stackoverflow (and the rest of #stackexchange) commit log history. http://youtu.be/drcL3HR4HL0 (supe ...

stack exchange, now with TURBO EDITING: http://t.co/gnOEwQg

I love our graphic design Q&A site. been getting some awesome answers lately, like this one: http://t.co/B7d7FD0

"We use base64 because it's more readable than Perl" #iloled

Super-speedy inline editing now available on all Stack Exchange sites! (with bonus stats) http://t.co/E7A2Sig

Handling two extremely different brightnesses in the same photo? http://t.co/fRCBoD1

Just turned on inline-editing network wide at #StackExchange ... if you have more than 2000 rep on #StackOverflow try it ...

@codinghorror You know who else made the obvious joke after eight other people? Hitler.

we have a new meme in team chat: any and all discussions, no matter how trivial, must approach Godwin's law as rapidly as possible

The top 5 regrets people have before they die - http://t.co/fk6MvMV #work #life #balance #friends #happiness

“@hackernewsbot: A git implementation in pure JavaScript... http://t.co/fxLIHSq” Atwoods Law is still standing /cc @codinghorror

I was going to sell my old laptop, then I realized I liked it too much. Papa don't preach, I'm keepin' my baby!!

In my experience there is a strong correlation between "home schooled" and "straight up crazy". Just sayin'

I got tired of waiting for Intel's true i7 successor, so building a new PC; Amazon works well for this nowadays! http://t.co/tLGtYBt

"My Buddy Neil Totally Agrees With Me" http://t.co/bRdGleD

Letter Frequencies and Keyboard Layouts http://t.co/MirSx2B

seems like twitter could auto-block new accounts that @mention tons of people with a link, or link + few words.

When a saucy female avatar @replies with a single link, probability of that being a spam user = 99.9%.

our new "get a room" feature that auto-sends extended back and forth comment replies to a chat room is BRILLIANT http://t.co/suu1jzP

@howtogeek except when you discover the gold is just extra horseshit with a coat of paint

Astronomy Q&A, just look to the skies! http://t.co/j2lblKL

Worst case analysis for regex? http://t.co/MSTu5AA

I named all my Google+ Circles after Dante's Inferno as well as the 7 Deadly Sins. You have to guess which one you're in.

@codinghorror Thank you for Careers 2.0 invite, just signed up, absolutely brilliant importing functionality.

So many people talking about it recently … anyone know where I can download MyNoSQL?

I admire Facebook's lifelong technical commitment to USING THE TINIEST FONT POSSIBLE AT ALL TIMES

inline (no postback) editing now experimentally deployed for some users on #stackexchange http://t.co/av24gyU

so @nick_craver found this nifty auto-zoom Chrome extension, http://t.co/aScDfOn -- this is EXACTLY what a hi-res iPad 3/4 will need to do

in web browsing, users make 4 times more errors on iPad, and take 30% longer to accomplish the same tasks http://t.co/SgGJbZi

Stack exchange is looking for people to commit to a new Comic Book site. Check it out: http://bit.ly/pccaXf

Interesting article "My Summer at an Indian Call Center" http://t.co/Bow206m via @motherjones

received some strange, scary, wonderful news today; felt a little like this http://t.co/04iVj5V