Love absurd 3rd party seller prices for out of stock Amazon items. "Normally, $20. But for you? NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS!" http://t.co/DfoVb33T

Is it true that “33% of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives”? http://t.co/oTSHqjqL

time for a little code refactoring! http://t.co/8orhJyCg

R.U. a Cyberpunk? http://t.co/akeuDUH1

Libraries & Information Science Q&A is finally about to reach beta! http://t.co/dJeXY9ba

Atwood's Law marches on! Game Boy Color in JavaScript. http://t.co/nf2NYCJ4 also the issues page is fascinating https://t.co/HUXsQB80

"6 orders of magnitude in progress" http://t.co/cB41L81k

Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived http://t.co/4tTdsMt2

Removing placeholder text on focus http://t.co/2xplvAlp #forms

"When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb." - Steve Haflich

Hey @Ubisoft thank you for making me never want to play Ghost Recon again http://t.co/Cm1OTsvY you've got to be friggin ...

renfaire slash fiction, now on NBC http://t.co/x4Bt00Ol

science is awesome, Super Soaker edition http://t.co/HoNevaqg

behold the special ops fury of the Nerf Tactical Rail: http://t.co/ej8UGfkT

"still currently unmatched except by homemade water guns" http://t.co/oSDWlAG4

why hello there rabbit hole. I <3 you, Internet. http://t.co/LHftVS8d

"you're mistaken, there are only 3 star wars movies."

How do I find the earliest / original instance of an image on the web? http://t.co/9Ko2yBLu

Simply by affirming that he's a proud American, Mark Zuckerberg could show the leadership & grace Saverin lacks: http: ...

“Dear StackExchange: Thank You” http://t.co/YBqvHAku (+1)

"if you think something is impossible, you won’t even try" http://t.co/LutnsONS

For dihydrogen monoxide enthusiasts: http://t.co/mexA6XWH

Dreamed I visited @codinghorror and he was covered in tattoos like Bob De Niro in #CapeFear http://t.co/zRtBna6j #weirddream

Amazing Tech: Jay Leno keeps cars alive by using a 3D printer http://t.co/KoT2PRNU

My kid was 6 when Diablo 2 came out. She's leaving for college in 3 months.

previous picture was from my backyard. Also, there are water balloons. #nomercy

War. War never changes. http://t.co/l7lGFDS1

what profession allows you to earn a cool $79k/year after studying 2.5 months? programming. This is bad. http://t.co/svx394ub

Linus Torvalds really, really, really doesn't like GitHub's pull request feature it seems: https://t.co/BEK0J5Wm

Google copying Java for a billion Android phones: $150,000 damages. You copying 1 MP3 file for personal use: $150,000 damages.

Everything is amazing. Everything is bullshit. Therefore, bullshit is amazing.

Latest innovation: bring a jar of peanuts on flights. So when they offer me a little bag of peanuts, I just laugh and l ...

these days I store my files in the clown. our business leverage is the power of the clown.

Super excited to interview @codinghorror today at 12:20 for @zurb soapbox. http://t.co/cEG5l3fd

In PHP and JavaScript, "==" is pronounced "probably equals."

GG!!!!!!!! #stackexchange http://t.co/zmLjzkkI

that's it. @theladybabies are only getting fed Brawndo from this point on. It's got electrolytes.

I already want to beat this kid up. http://t.co/ZUtMLTF5

“When people openly mock the consumer internet space and the excesses of it, that’s when I will start investing again.” http://t.co/o8J1qp5C

On Hark, A Vagrant the "Strong Female Characters" are back! http://t.co/94fjmVSe

Apparently Mitt Romney was one of Bill Murray's twin sons from Rushmore. http://t.co/0a8Asgrr

Actually, my teeth are fine. I just go to the dentist's office to hear my songs.

When President Obama was born his parent's marriage was illegal in 22 states. #marriageequality

Stack Overflow is one of the most common thank yous on ITP thesis slides. Don't remember that being true in past years.

This is a genius tactic to encourage users to buy your app: http://t.co/lTXJixd9

More dude bathrooms should have this stuff available. http://t.co/rX6w25vc

Car stereo wanted 10 years ago vs the one wanted today. http://t.co/EVz6qqwD

Super excited to interview @codinghorror this Friday for @ZURB soapbox. Hope y'all can make it! http://t.co/yyCUmMVO

They rage at the club, rage in the gym, and crush code. http://t.co/JxfEwiLz

@dozba DUCTS!

"More, a CSS compiler" by my coworker @kevinmontrose http://t.co/0flnn8nV

Security theater: worst entertainment value ever.

A supercut memorial: MCA's opening line from every single Beastie Boys song. http://t.co/fu9MwfUA

TIL about Zorbing, "the recreation or sport of rolling downhill in an orb." http://t.co/jqSGR1WF Sounds AWESOME.

these Sesame Street threadless designs are kinda awesome. http://t.co/GsddZDmW

the 10 most important technological milestones reached in the last 12 months: http://t.co/PeIBzD7x

@dozba WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE COWBOY THIS IS HIGHWAY WORK. Five guys watchin', one guy workin'.

"next time you get a Lionel Richie record instead of ours, keep it, he's the shit." http://t.co/fmh4b1CP

Because the Twitter API has a 3,200 history limit, there's *no* way to back up all your tweets? Ever?? http://t.co/VQuXrxPc

@kwiens @codinghorror http://t.co/xnyerBv9

The A-10 Thunderbolt is one of the most durable, robust machines ever built. http://t.co/orcFN9ei

@Athryn we have tried all those, believe me

awesome unaired Beastie Boys performance of The New Style from Chappelle Show Season 3 http://t.co/MvN4Xjbk

it's kind of a long story, but we had to sell our Litter Robot as our larger cat has to wear a cone every so often + is clumsy

for those who asked about the robot solution to cat litter: the only generally recommendable solution: http://t.co/sfhmOXvg

Badass: QArt Codes, and the math behind them: http://t.co/k37KrYzW

Fascinating article on unlimited flight "golden tickets" http://t.co/B0WIH6QB

"No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that!"

creative bizcards http://t.co/6OxWMXdB

This Is All Your App Is: a Collection of Tiny Details http://t.co/eBUE0s9h

is there any avoiding the pew-pew with a male child? I saw @rockhardawesome use a *FLOWER* to pew-pew something. #makewarnotlove

Hell Comes to Frogtown? (via @jarrod_dixon ) http://t.co/mdnpA5k6

"They'll only check in if the event is interesting enough" this is how people should approach twitter, as well: http://t.co/hKg1XJjI

I will shamefully admit that I read a few rare tweet replies in Simpsons Comic Book Guy voice. No, it's probably not you. Probably.

One of the worst typography decisions I've EVER seen. Do WHAT yourself?! http://t.co/eP1Jfj2o

"I can cast out either one of your demons, but not both of them." — the XORcist.

@kevindente @codinghorror I do not miss the days when the cats would come & sit on our heads at 5AM, wanting their bre ...

"[with automated feeders] your pets no longer think of you as a kibble dispensing machine" cannot emphasize this enough, huge lifestyle win

we had the old 2007 model cat feeder, which I had to mod (see pic), 2012 is better in literally every possible way http://t.co/rVNLnf0r

btw if you have cats, these automated cat feeders are AWESOME, and the 2012 model is a huge upgrade (we use two) http://t.co/eRnbPf6y

css3 word wrapping and hyphenation techniques http://t.co/GzbeAefn (via @ryon55)

"hashtables are arguably the single most important data structure known to mankind"

I had a dream that I was in a technical whiteboard programming interview, and the interviewer was Michael Abrash. aww, COME ON

the Navajo code talkers were the first crypto sneakernet http://t.co/PX5N0f3T

@codinghorror Bruce Jenner (you gave away too much info)

trivia update: nobody is even close! hint: the two movies are many years apart; both *movies* won the raspberry; actor was an athlete

trivia: what actor appeared in only two movies (to date) and *both* won the Golden Raspberry Award?

"Jeff... He hates [threaded discussions]. A thread killed his father." More true than you'll ever know

Midichlorians. http://t.co/UZxDrVTU

inverse FizzBuzz! http://t.co/FwmLqqKV

Enjoy your stay in another dimension new galaxy, MCA.

Pizza vs Skeletons is great and on sale. You should buy it. That is all. http://t.co/DBUNxJTl

Number of people in incredibly boring juror selection waiting room using laptops: 0. Number using iPads: 5

process is bullshit. See: http://t.co/NJO8SNFU and http://t.co/siRmKfto

"if you work at a company where everyone uses a competitor's product instead of its own, be very worried" http://t.co/yDfLwKdm

But if you hang out in #jsmess in EFnet - well, our hope is to eventually emulate the 1200 platforms that MESS does. Mill ...

Ye Olde Java http://t.co/78yuI57t

"This ain't Chicago, honey! Look at these people!" http://t.co/JVjeac1F

I wonder why they don't let you opt out of jury duty by paying a fee? I opt out of jail by paying taxes, after all.

At the risk of sounding too much like @codinghorror, being told you're making the Internet better is an awesome feeling.