"The only people who stay dead in comics are Bucky, Jason Todd, and Uncle Ben."

because you know, toddler with air horn, what could possibly go wrong there.

proof that crazy runs in our family: my mom once bought @rockhardawesome an AIR HORN as a toy. I wish I was kidding.

Kicksaver: http://t.co/X3dnf8uv but has any Kickstarter failed to reach, say, $1k shy of a large goal like $50k or $100k? That'd suck.

Zombie Playground looks really nice! http://t.co/3lUeThkY

The hubris of Andrew Stanton http://t.co/lFvlhzRt

for those of you unfamiliar with Eve Online, here's all you need to know. p.s Daihatsu Charade '99 4 lyfe http://t.co/Wi0wTTMr

Meet @rockhardawesome aka the world's #1 Nightwing superfan. http://t.co/m2lGrQ97

yay, my Fight Club soap arrived! Of course I can't talk about it. Oops. http://t.co/OKl2752e

I hate being bipolar. It is awesome.

very thoughtful forum post on the abused elderly bus monitor (whose faux-kickstarter is up to $500k!) http://t.co/wGsQcDKa

@codinghorror but thought you might be interested in this event celebrating the originator of Choose Your Own Adventure ...

It's bizarre to me that US poverty--now at highest levels in 50 years--is barely discussed as we head into the elec ...

@dozba they are; they're building a future society where printed crap is no longer necessary

Starship at Juan's Place. Only the best band EVER. http://t.co/UcSrzYfV

Finally saw Avengers. (twin babies, man.) It was great! You go Joss Whedon! Two snaps up with a twist!

News sites should pay attention to what Nick Denton is doing with comments http://t.co/Bry33FXC

“What happens when you let greed and lawyers run amok over common sense and generosity.” http://t.co/c3ZCrQ6Q

do you regularly communicate with people from England? If so, this chart will come in mighty handy http://t.co/Ubc9neUo

"the heinousness of the song completely taints any objective evaluation of the sound quality" #winning

Polyamory is wrong! http://t.co/uyX7LkWC

underwater dogs http://t.co/WCLZQhvo

vague scientist http://t.co/I71YkTXU

Classic Nintendo games in Japanese woodblock print form http://t.co/YecUpJOr

there are very few perfect things in the world, but the Nutrigrain "I feel great" ad is certainly one of them. http://t.co/LSid011E

I heard Apple is going to natively support QR codes in iOS 6. Just kidding lolllll

512 responses so far. Which is it – are you a dog or a man? http://t.co/gUAegyhI

Larry Ellison's To Do List: ------------------------------------ Step 1: Buy island in Pacific Step 2: Make Dinosaurs

The Great MP3 Bitrate Experiment http://t.co/gUAegyhI

I just went to /r/programming for the first time in years. I got what I expected, and so much more. http://t.co/Ab6CW2Zx

There was once a monk who would carry a mirror wherever he went.

Who do we have to kill to get an Apple car? You know as more objects get software UI it's gonna get worse. http://t.co ...

So this guy beat Diablo III on pre-patch (crazy diffcult, perma-death) hardcore inferno. 22 minutes (!) of clicking: http://t.co/C6cdk74V

today's todo.txt: reinvent the wheel. again. http://t.co/KtHOrUdP

It is unusual to see such dedication to the sport. http://t.co/JA2jCu8E

"Their business model of expensive software on cheap hardware is not sustainable" as I've been telling @NathanBowers http://t.co/T6fcW9D4

I want the new Microsoft Surface so bad. I want it, like, 3x more than I ever wanted a Chumby.

Raymond Chen, last seen on Stack Overflow 43 seconds ago #winning

Being better is better http://t.co/VuYY8fj5

anyone up for a game of Modem Wars? http://t.co/4vquZ0si

I will of course pay the reasonable cash monies for such a designeration effort.

I would like someone to designerate me a WordPress theme for a new project. Are you that designerator?

the Building Social Software for the Anti-Social presentation is now available again! Thanks @oredev http://t.co/vM8I8VB7

Quickly, man the keyboards! TO THE INTERNETS!

think you have golden ears? click the big button and test 'em out with some a/b sound samples: http://t.co/nwGyxrEJ

"once the maggots are dead, the Casu Marzu has gone bad" http://t.co/DwgTWe3O

these MP3 listening test files, even as FLAC (lossless compressed) will be 11mb each. Where to host them?

All of these assumptions are wrong http://t.co/1uRcGxsZ

I'm thinking of running a MP3 quality blind test on my blog, but I need to come up with something truly awful to force people to listen to

problem the first: naming the website after yourself. Ego much?

the bizarre history of justin.tv http://t.co/X3XQQk0X

"The correct play here is for Microsoft to start selling keyboard covers for the iPad." "this guy should be the next CEO of Microsoft"

I'll say unapologetically that I *already* thought Windows 8 was an awesome tablet experience with mouse & keyboard: http://t.co/ecJRPN8v

KINECT FOR IPAD

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough! http://t.co/SrY4ZPM2

Unboxing shot of the new MBP retina display from our office today. Zero anti-alisasing! http://yfrog.com/ods9hgp

if I see your site and it has explicit pagination, you blew it.

this is some Apple-level bullshit I'm having to deal with right now

if you're an Internet fan, you want a great router: http://t.co/Pfg41YMK

My iPad is such a computing appliance I haven’t bothered to change the backgrounds or arrange icons even once

people, this cube ain't gonna gleam itself! (I had this sticker, too) http://t.co/nVPBNPri

won't someone please think of the Debt Collectors? http://t.co/ozFo7CBA

I may have found the reason I threw up, called all my ex-girlfriends and blacked out after my last work out http://t.co/ ...

@nomad3k @shanselman I said easier until age 13

"Have you ever gleemed inside a cube?" (on the middle of page 8) http://t.co/4VJFeLMP

'For no reason that anyone can discover they seem to have fallen out, they just can't stand each other' http://t.co/2ZIPozkZ

glasses + ladies. Presented without comment. http://t.co/51b3nv6H

well, that was amazing

Described as "one of the most harrowing documents of pain and confusion ever made" http://t.co/zuODO2yj

Beck re-records INXS's Kick album in its entirety? weird. http://t.co/JpEglSde http://t.co/9vCVuYUf

@adlangx we have three children, the first is a boy and he also knows from smashing :)

I enjoy summer. Only 40 more summers until I am dead forever.

Interesting, a Chrome extension that packs all JS libs from cdnjs, serve them locally if a site requests them. http://t.co/ ...

female infants are more face-centric and better at imitating. http://t.co/k38oHXQg consistent with what I'm seeing @theladybabies do

Of the 10 most pirated 2011 movies, guess how many you can rent legally? NONE! Hollywood is creating it own problem! http://t ...

@codinghorror baby girls mimic facial expressions more than baby boys do. Learned from the book The Female Brain.

@cimota I expect Apple to take the side of its customers whenever possible, not faceless corporations. You should too.

@cimota @wilshipley @siracusa ever used this thing I like to call "the internet"? I view pretty much every device I have as a window to it.

@cimota oh really? Who pulled the app from the store? Microsoft? Bzzzt. Sorry, Apple did that, with no warning and no transparency.

@cimota I think grandma's gonna care a hell of a lot when her disabled grandchild has this happen to her: http://t.co/ItvShLa8

@ZenPsycho @sarajchipps unlikely, they're only now really able to even notice each other, over 4 months in. "they grow up so fast" my ass

@ZenPsycho @sarajchipps they're fraternal, meaning, two different children that happened to be born at the same time

@ZenPsycho @sarajchipps yeah, but *both* lady babies do it. Apparently girl infants are more face-y. http://t.co/k38oHXQg

the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil​l devour your HT​ML parser http://t.co/zQvazvXd

do female infants smile more than male infants? I don't remember @rockhardawesome being such a smileaholic as @theladybabies

"the primary result of increasing your tenXer metrics will be ... insufferable smugness" http://t.co/AXFcgJx3

I was born in a house with the television always on http://t.co/0Q1LFexu

it'll be fascinating to see what the Stack Overflow community looks like in 5 years. Most communities I've studied trend towards strictness.

selling all my DVDs via http://t.co/eN2A4R7A, except the criterion ones and my copy of Gleaming the Cube.

Browsing a new moms forum, I see that someone has a link to “My Ovulation Chart” in her signature. Pretty sure no one want ...

every time I hear the name @Rasmus Lerdorf, I mentally substitute "history's greatest monster"

freshly updated: Programming Your Hands http://t.co/1tVlvvEG

Human beings. Can't live with 'em, can't commit wholesale genocide.

@dozba might be a good q for http://t.co/k3Sgz2Jn

Teaching something you're trying to remember will help make it stick. #lrnchat

How to Talk to Human Beings http://t.co/MB3HF22I

To copy a small quote out of a Kindle book to my clipboard, I must use OCR. Nothing says "we hate, fear, and mistrust our readers" more.

@gortok you of all people will understand when I announce it :)

my next project is the Tie Fighter sequel to Stack Overflow's X-Wing. http://t.co/O5ydTRYr

New post: Interesting details on IE10s JavaScript performance tweaks http://t.co/352vHIJ5