I really did not care for Borderlands at all, but Borderlands 2 is truly excellent in every way. Recommended. http://t.co/12wTHHNp

I can only hope I am as cool a Dad as @frandallfarmer is: http://t.co/wu5842ro

When The Onion parodies TED, "no mind will be left unchanged." http://t.co/TOeHwY1L

Sometimes I hang out with other Twitter Verified users. We laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh. But not at you. No. That'd be rude.

oh, you can now rent Chromebooks for $30/month. That sounds like a great plan. http://t.co/Vyej1mdg

if I was, hypothetically speaking, to launch a Magazine "for geeks like us", I'd make sure it was readable on all devices geeks own

Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct reptile a ...

Yikes. The fabled, hard-luck Jorno folding keyboard still needs 20+% of its funding goal with only six days to go. http:/ ...

@abackstrom We talked about it, but I agree -- it's not a core competency for the company so it doesn't make sense. Do One Thing.

I use it because there are no truly better options, but HipChat is thoroughly mediocre. I guess there's no money in webchat.

@jayleeran hard-won experience at being a dumbass is more useful than advice, anyways. :)

My sage advice to all the 20 year olds out there: http://t.co/c3RJIzms

It's getting to the point where I find any school-related web page *not* set in Comic Sans jarring. "Whoa, am I on the ri ...

I achieve maximum productivity by not thinking about how to achive maximum productivity.

I'm doing a live lifehacker comment response stream! Ask me stuff! http://t.co/pqdG3VEK

Sometimes people ask me why I'm not on Facebook or G+. I was already an AOL user once, why would I do that again? http://t.co/ncbuusrx

I approve of this list: http://t.co/InKGaQdj

No SciFi author foresaw this: we are building clans around languages we speak to the Machine.

Title sequence for The Simpsons done with real actors http://t.co/o1nJXzWQ

Let's destroy the future together. http://t.co/VTyVI2nJ

That’s so weird, I just heard about Baader-Meinhof the other day. http://t.co/n3P6Sqks

Every time I see a reference to David Pogue I think "that's the guy who threw his phone at his wife". Then married his PR agent. #notcool

Go back and look at old pictures of yourself. See how cute you were? Now remember how ugly you felt? Extrapolate.

"we're all just temporarily in a very unnatural not-dead state." -- @ftrain

Most literal job title ever. http://t.co/KQYlUQRV

excellent JavaScript futures presentation @brendaneich but no mention of Atwood's Law? Tsk. http://t.co/RVjvoXRI

I've always felt the movie Clifford (1994) was criminally underrated. http://t.co/9dhB7uMb

Miss Manners: the only person I know that can totally 0wn people and make you fall in love with her at the same time. http://t.co/Cxw3rt6p

Real men wear pink socks and stage family portraits in their foyer wearing an eyepatch of power. http://t.co/IQ4dvc8A ...

What is the purpose of a fuzzer? http://t.co/psQHBYbt #fuzzing

"Man dies after winning bug-eating contest" After serious internal debate on the matter, I have elected not to click this link.

"The word geek is said 14 times. Lots of tears. Algorithm. A sombrero." http://t.co/UdONAhmW

I always thought bank and school holidays were pointless, but I live in abject fear of them now that we have 3 children.

Phablets: winning. http://t.co/FE5Cf8Cp

The Most Interesting Man in the World was a Red Shirt on Star Trek…and survived the entire episode! http://t.co/tm4tRBZ1

#stackexchange q&a network #autism site enters commitment - can you bring questions and knowledge? http://t.co/nKEMp8Tz

"Tell me about Twitter, Dad." "Well son, we would piece together the news of the day by reading strangers' decontextified ...

A profound lesson in tolerance for one redditor. http://t.co/xzzhtQi3 (thanks @djongewaard)

Yowsa! 14 Philip K Dick books for $1.99 a piece on the Kindle Daily Deal. Goodbye $28! http://t.co/fI4uWltA

"Instead of counting the hours you work, judge your success by the results you produce." http://t.co/Xf7ltd0E

@!#?@! http://t.co/PYnfaCRr

Stuff White People Like Enough to Invest $15M In: explaining rap music http://t.co/qomNpIpF related: http://t.co/XtaaWHI8

Hacker News http://t.co/3vCdMnNd

Based on this, I really hope to see more UI critiques from Ren & Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi: http://t.co/SwZPSuxX via ...

First World problems in perspective https://t.co/4ctPxik2

The Internet in one sentence: "I’d like to waste all day reading about living in a van. Where should I start?"

http://t.co/V7nvsq7g "and I live in a van, down by the river." http://t.co/3YlAsJWQ

The arms race -- Logic bomb, Fork bomb, E-mail bomb, Zip bomb http://t.co/nTJFCS2t

The Video Game Systems of the 1983 Sears Wishbook http://t.co/FLjXkAUr

Nobody should build things out of desire to be an "entrepreneur". You should build things because they need to exist.

Why are there no 256-bit or 512-bit microprocessors? http://t.co/BcMPiPs5

Maybe the best conference out there: http://t.co/a2CejBxZ

Todo: 1. Create Todo List. 2. Don’t lose todo list. 3. Review Todo List. 4. ..... Remember what to write on todo list.

@zthomae DAMN, LIFEHACKED AGAIN!!!

People who never forget anything are, uh, not really functioning human beings. Forgetting is a feature.

I've been saying this for the last eight years! http://t.co/0MKZ9pLf

asetniop http://t.co/DfBhs4lg

Todon't http://t.co/OrKXl9GS

such a wonderful time of the year when bromance is in the air http://t.co/WPm8HoaL

SSD prices keep plummeting. Works for me. http://t.co/cAFGfSEt

now that I think about it, iOS 6's maps probably are about as good as the Apple Newton handwriting recognition.

"That was really fun. Let's never do that again." http://t.co/GFA32dTh (via @blankbaby)

man, I haven't seen this much Apple bashing (w/r/t maps) since Doonesbury and the Newton. http://t.co/dTRHYmL7

@codinghorror the e-penises keep getting bigger!

2009: Motorola Droid, 3.7" screen. 2011: Galaxy Nexus, 4.65" screen. 2012 Galaxy Note II, rumored 5.5" screen.

@clrux yes, http://t.co/IuUZl3DK

Error: insufficient storage for CAT-1 http://t.co/iPWl5z6u

Nobody remembers The Grey prequel, Touch of Grey? The series lost its way after The Grey 3D: Tokyo Drift. (via @jongalloway @EoftheOther)

saw The Grey. Intense. Looking forward to The Grey II: The Regreyening.

can't sleep. worried about guid collisions.

@codinghorror - They found the missing maple syrup: http://t.co/9U42TtKB

Scheherazade, Richard Siken http://t.co/1GYbM9ah

Our vacation policy is simple: you are always on vacation, so enjoy yourself.

Prior Art for a URL to a point in time of video http://t.co/KeMOJK3W #priorart

Why can't I change the Kindle Paperwhite font in a new book I just bought? Works for one book, not the other? I hate Caecelia soo much.

NYTimes: It's My Birthday Too, Yeah http://t.co/RqYzr0rC

"and if you don't believe me, then explain the patent system." http://t.co/LiXx8wEv

@mrbhill yes, I still sell them from the blog itself! Mail some out every month. They come with bonus Stack Overflow stickers now too :)

The Pirate Bay! The galaxy's most resilient bittor... well, never mind about that.

Or I could just wait 2 years, yes. But I am impatient.

I would pay $800+ for an iPad 3 that was 4x faster and had 2gb of ram. That's why Apple's model is kind of a bummer for a hotrodder like me.

are you crying? are you crying? there's no crying! there's no crying in startups!

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." http://t.co/ORCs5ghr

oh wow Lockitron has audio knock detection and will text me when someone is at the door. I actually.. need that.

Lockitron: one less key to carry. I am down with this, preordered. https://t.co/8LElC7Gb

IMNSHO it is more important to be continually *evolving* than pursuing growth for growth's sake.

Startups are like cancers, remember? they have to grow because *they have to grow*.

@sarajd more importantly, why are you not holding a LED light in your hands?!

at my house, measurements taken right now with same equipment -- Comcast http://t.co/HRcoZ7W7 vs @ATT @Uverse http://t.co/Q07fC51Z

iOS6 maps can't find where I live (never mind directions). In New York City. In Manhattan. Who the hell tested this?

I was told this AT&T u-verse thing is fiber, and it seemed fine for a few days, but now: 3.5 mbps down, 0.41 mbps up. http://t.co/VmmdclLC

tried out AT&T "u-verse" DSL. Seemed OK for a while, but for the last 18 hours, bandwidth has been terrible. Back to Comcast I guess.

Super excited to launch our new site. Learn more about our chapters, classes, and the impact we are having on women! ...

My first Apple maps fail. Tried to route this on foot, "no route found" but http://t.co/yohiD1hV sez http://t.co/AP8TkiAm

Just realized I actually had a class with Randy Pausch (of last lecture fame) at UVa circa 1991-1992 :( http://t.co/FBH3dc6G

creating xkcd-style graphs in Mathematica http://t.co/UtllrlbS

Come join us, we're hiring! http://t.co/NQL4kxjH

I'm just going to turn off the Internet now. kthxbye.

The other thing that makes me crazy is people who can't figure out how I find out about the people who can't figure out how to contact me.

It makes me crazy when people "can't figure out" how to contact me. You just failed the first test of whether I'd want to talk to you at all