So many relationship problems would be solved forever if we could just have sex 100% of the time. We need our best scientists on this.

I love that @cshirky posts all his blog entries in the "uncategorized" category. He should just rename it "awesome" and be done.

I interviewed developers for job; hit 'em with FizzBuzz. It still works! (mentions of @raganwald and @codinghorror) ht ...

"our Napster is Udacity, the education startup" http://t.co/EXMCehQu

Pressing 1,000 singles in 1988 gave us the earning potential of more than 13 million streams in 2012.
http://t.co/4XgUuBF2

This is what OpenID was trying to achieve; logging in with Google (and 2 factor auth) is similar http://t.co/iDdNdjXh

trying to figure out how I can blame @donpark for this http://t.co/ct5mxuTg

I have started writing myself secret love letters, but I keep them in my GMail drafts folder so nobody can find out about my affair.

@Redapted "friending" is a broken business model, because it's a lie. The long-term business viability of lies is .. not good.

And I reject that.

Facebook barely bothers to maintain the pretense that they love *you*. Facebook is, and has always been, deeply in love with itself.

Andreeseen Horowitz believes in the long term value of Facebook. Well, I believe in http://t.co/sKkfaUcP

The most disruptive startup of all is the one that disrupts.. your bum. http://t.co/EfSYlAQY

I have an absurd number of wifi devices in the house now. Just bought a corner antenna to help coverage: http://t.co/NcjEx7TN

War is Hell. And sometimes fun. http://t.co/jzOoEJOo

@ATTTeamMikeT thanks but I've already cancelled all service. Going to mail hardware back addressed to the exec in charge with cover letter.

new Kindle Paperwhite update! http://t.co/2zisTLGB

the next release of Tegra is the G D Batman! http://t.co/cdZcjEkf (also, note 75x predicted perf increase by 2014..)

My new favorite tumblr blog: http://t.co/5Te7wDid (attn: @fredbenenson)

@gortok is it time for festivus already?

become so absurd that parodies of you are impossible: that's The Monyneux Reversal http://t.co/a8IPSV56

Peter Molyneux, still crazy after all these years http://t.co/fajYWC6E http://t.co/JPziOW27

trying to decide if I want to play the Blogger Jackass Card against AT&T. What makes me angry is the salesperson blatantly lied.

My AT&T @UVerse install has been a disaster. Terrible, unreliable 'net speeds and now I'm finding the salesperson lied on pricing. Avoid.

dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip http://t.co/kKnXQAnz

A remote JavaScript debugger in JavaScript http://t.co/OtWIbqz3 Atwood's law marches on

Seriously, who remembers this kind of meaningless trivia about their life? 1st boss? 1s movie? *Elementary* school?? http://t.co/zW9RGp2g

Protip: do *not* forget the answers to all your Apple ID security questions. I'm coming up with a system for these things.

Ironically amusing that ontology researchers can't manage to agree on a canonical tag for their conference #iswc #iswc12 #is ...

@AsSeenFromSpace DAMN YOU, MY TUESDAY IS RUINED

@loydcase I assumed keyboard ghosting was the the result of a keyboard dying with unfinished affairs, thus keeping ...

Ebony.. and i-vo-ry.. live together in perfect har-mo-ny.. Oh lord why can't weeeeeeeee http://t.co/TSUNfryU

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting everyone to pay $100 extra for another 16GB of flash memory on their gadgets.

you jerks bought all the 32 GB Nexus 10 tablets already! If I have learned anything, it is that 16GB on a super-hi-res device is a bad idea.

This was fun - me alongside @photomatt, @codinghorror & uh, @billgates for this MS video on the joy of programming: ht ...

A SSD in Your Pocket http://t.co/InYATTiv

I want to be excited about $199 Chromebooks but ChromeOS was such bad experience for.. y'know, browsing the web :p http://t.co/CLU7wMof

wow, seeing 237 MB/sec reads and 143 MB/sec writes from a $75 64gb USB 3.0 key.

Conspiracy theory: Ex-Microsoftie Sinofsky and ex-Applers Browett and Forstall are forming an elite team to rescue McA ...

the snowclone index! http://t.co/xmqtfTxM via @backlon

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "Hey, I'll make a snowclone." http://t.co/g6XDQfkC

my strategy with iOS devices is simple: if it ain't A6, it's dead to me. #ihaveaneedforspeed

How do you know @rockhardawesome is doing science? COLORED LIQUIDS. #fb http://t.co/qb1497bm

Sinofsky leaving MSFT so abruptly is much more dangerous than Jobs' exit. Apple has a clear (and easy) path forward. MSFT does not.

"How Software Companies Die", by Orson Scott Card http://t.co/6ZRrMk3R (via @Hanzo55

Anatomy of an Attack: How I Hacked StackOverflow: Almost two years ago I had stumbled upon a pretty significant ... http: ...

I think I use my Caps Lock Voice too much.

10 questions to distinguish real science from fake science http://t.co/nmRtMFOD

meanwhile, in Sweden http://t.co/zd6lTjkf

current status: Crunching and Memeing all my Techs

What's wrong with last xkcd (Frequentists vs. Bayesians)? http://t.co/t4pIxVtB #bayesian

So many handicapped parking spots at Ikea. Which is great for handicapped folks. And Steve Jobs.

Stack Overflow is a *great* way to see how your pet Open Source project is being used, and to get feature requests.

I realize now why iOS users are so keen on Dropbox. How else do you "copy" files to an iDevice? Not like there's a USB port or storage.

Oh Dwarf Fortress Linux OS, how you continue to confound and perplex me. http://t.co/lXPAkRbt

I *LOVE* this: "Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore?" http://t.co/PYFqqzCQ

the World's first computer for women: the Petticoat 5 http://t.co/Gs3AsiqK

"I don't know any typographer who does a double space after a period." http://t.co/UO7ZoiWJ

I used to love that. http://t.co/vby7zViW

the ultimate unboxing nerdery: photosensor plays Intel theme. http://t.co/vegaz5hj

Ever read something and think "I am embarrassed for the person who wrote this"? That feeling is known as embarathy.

Why do I love Surface RT (and hopefully Pro) so much? It's simple: keyboard + touchscreen = crazy delicious.

@dozba also advisable when you are the President of the United States

I've been using the Surface RT for over a week now, and I've realized that I unapologetically love this thing. I own two. Will buy pros also

"Obama was a severe disappointment when it came to the softer side of serving his wealthy supporters" http://t.co/NJeMoxpb

Installing some operating systems remotely over OpenVPN via IPMI. #feelsgoodman http://t.co/UNnHEjY7

Interview with me re: UX Stack Exchange. My first interview with someone who didn't know Stack Overflow at all! http://t.co/CACrzK56

2 Legit! @MCHammer named Oakland's official tourism spokesperson http://t.co/DWvuH6ew

Intel's NUC just hit Damage Labs: http://t.co/GmsZqZWU

Trying out the Surface Type cover. Slimmer than I expected. Zardoz like.

Linux is the Dwarf Fortress to Windows' Minecraft. The best way to learn is to suck.

http://t.co/D5kpVtpr 5 hr battery, 3.4 lb, $999. Surface RT: 8+ hr battery, 1.5 lb, $599. That Intel tax sure do sting, don't it?

screw you apt-get!

" I have no patience for poorly working, poorly designed, or low-quality products." this person voluntarily uses PHP

@Litso_ @mattcutts can fix ANYTHING

RT @QualityFrog ♫ Don't you remember? We built this system. We built this system with waterfall. ♫ #DevOpsSongs /cc @codinghorror

crotch, nipple, rat-tail... mustache, gun, crotch... so many possible bits of entropy even Mitnick can't hack the Zardoz picture password

Because Surface is awesome, behold my picture password. BEHOLD IT I SAID http://t.co/sQCgvGas

Apparently there is a whole class of users who highlight text on pages as they read it. 1. Why? 2. What the hell is wrong with you people?

for context a fast modern Intel CPU has 20-40 gigabytes/sec throughput to RAM

modern SSDs achieve ~284 megabytes/sec of throughput. That's approaching 2001-era speeds of RAM bandwidth. http://t.co/Nm2YCc1a

luxuriating in the glow of my new Samsung 840 Pro SSD. Sweet, sweet megabytes. http://t.co/vzjGl3co

consensus: Siri is useful when forced to be hands-free (e.g. driving) but sketchy outside of that.

@codinghorror About as many users as of Eliza for psychotherapy.

does anyone actually use Siri? It seems like one of those "only useful in advertisements" features to me.

Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror), of Coding Horror & Stack Exchange speaks at Palantir - 11/8. Free, RSVP here: http:// ...

Sat next to a pilot on my flight to LAX. Guess what: HE NEVER TURNED OFF HIS IPHONE. Airplane Mode only, said everyone k ...

if you have a Windows box with more than 8GB of RAM and a SSD, be sure to adjust that pagefile size! http://t.co/YX4BxweL

do you trust robots? http://t.co/qIFSlVBQ BIG MISTAKE, get yourself to http://t.co/HWJvppps post haste.

great new Karateka ad, starring the Apple II http://t.co/IedHkwpz

Congrats on 500k @jonskeet - 4 more years!!!

Nate's Wednesday wardrobe: http://t.co/xkMUajR8

We should have more buildings that are also semi-real time graphs. ALL buildings should become charts.

Enjoying all the election tweets? Sure you are. Play this in the background for emphasis. http://t.co/tWb6rrSA

new Blood Bros track, for all your fist pumping, headband wearing, thundering 80s action hero motivation needs! http://t.co/bXRTbXZm

LIES! There is no such thing as acceptable advertising! Freeedooooommmmm https://t.co/k8NO9JgA

In the last 4 releases, Chrome has gone from my most favorite to least favorite browser. So. Many. Quirks.

Voted. I never joke about elections because democractic moderator elections are the backbone of Stack Exchange http://t.co/G9zMpuBu

Whiteboard photo trick: take a second picture of the erased board, then subtract it from the first. Needs tripod. http:/ ...

Xyzzy http://t.co/IH0cPiXA