Loving @fromabasement's Tubular Bells/Ring My Bell mashup from Metafilter: http://t.co/S77tTaVX And lo-fi Fame cover: ht ...

McAfee had been blogging from jail, using a computer he says was loaned to him by a warden... How come I didn't get on ...

The best under $200 computery gifts this year are the Nexus 7 and the Kindle Paperwhite. Both excellent, with no caveats or reservation.

The price of speaking truth to power: http://t.co/7e7SrlO4

tonight's festivities: helping @rockhardawesome use the hair dryer to dry out one of @theladybabies rash-y butt. You know, the usual.

Why First Round Capital funded a lawsuit http://t.co/BxIwG8nc #Justice

When you don’t have a polite civil society you get Everyone’s a Two-Bit Grifter society. http://t.co/VVHw1vZj

I endorse this research: http://t.co/O9HLaSb8 (via @tjernlund)

Niklaus Wirth was kind of a troll: http://t.co/eZt3bY5h

I measured network performance while traveling around town so you don't have to. http://t.co/7TSbCGLk

Here's how the Stack Overflow development methodology worked while I was there: http://t.co/GxnqJ6FD probably worse, er, better since.

“My naps are important,” he says. “We should all nap more.” http://t.co/vwjJoQb4

I hope that together we can envision a freer, more just society. A society where the only form of capital punishment is death by Pocky.

"All but one of those top 25 [app store] earners were game developers." http://t.co/LV0hmC9P

I'm tired of internet startups. Go back to your cubicles, people. Submit your TPS reports.

@aBugHat there is a lot of crying in parenting, on a couple different levels

R @iheart2code agreed: for very popular items, Craigslist better than eBay. Price will be high, keeping local cheap stuff nutsiness at bay

eBay selling: obscurities and ephemera yes, super-popular stuff like iPhones no. All true. http://t.co/CpUUymoI

Email from Vint Cerf, pointing at http://t.co/3Cp1bzs0 and asking us to spread the word.

can you guys please buy this poster and mail it to everyone on the Internet? kthxbye. http://t.co/zcjNaQqi

Everything is amazing, and I'm not happy, because I believe everything can be improved and refined. That's what I like to call "progress".

Lots of interesting commentary about The Daily today. Heck, I would even have paid $0.99 to read it all, but luckily it' ...

Advice from men. http://t.co/IEHGVYRN

How do certification authorities store their private root keys? http://t.co/SB83pgVV

Let 2012 always be remembered as "The Year DMX Saved Christmas" http://t.co/fU3ozPqo

It seems like half the posts I see on Facebook really should be questions on http://t.co/0wm0wEgn

Oh my God, the neverending social network requests. Here's my answer to every one: http://t.co/eurjyj6O

Does lack of sun exposure cause myopia in children? http://t.co/9ruwsR8H

Ten thousand hours, man. Ten thousand hours. http://t.co/dcLkVWtH

The smartphone mullet: business up front, party in the back. http://t.co/ii9SzmGq

And @rockhardawesome also calls San Francisco "the disco" which is wise far beyond his years.

@codinghorror I really miss "grayahge" (garage) and "kajuzzi" (jacuzzi).

Now, it's all "pwn" and "noob" and "I didn't ask ...

"Are we goin' to the alligator?" "Elevator." "Yah, alligator."

Is it wrong that I prefer our children's mispronunciation of words to the actual ones? Because I rather enjoy eating hanguburs.

Man, cheap hand sanitizer is basically like dipping your hand into a container of grain alcohol. Which would also work.

since @drpizza asked, here is an unregistered Stack Exchange user with 2,424 reputation. http://t.co/csV0vLOl

The Organism Will Do What It Damn Well Pleases http://t.co/o60TmCQe

O Lord, give me the superpowers to change the things I cannot accept with serenity. Amen.

Power Lunch http://t.co/RL61Is2s

Gonna go to bed because I gotta get up early tomorrow and look at my phone and then never stop looking at my phone

Surprisingly, touchscreen laptops don't suck http://t.co/vofhzh0T

Do me a favor everyone, watch this 6 minute video and share it. I dont often ask for this, but this one is important ...

My pager’s still blowin’ up: 25 songs about outdated (and soon-to-be outdated) technology http://t.co/G18mOerH

"Yes, one in nine Americans works in sales. But so do the other eight." http://t.co/jgaGArEs

@codinghorror I just ate a very delicious sticky bun - mind if I use your touch laptop? *NOM NOM*

Apple gouging the crap out of everyone for upgrades? Say it ain't so! http://t.co/taXc8lAA

Touch laptop in Windows 8: loving it. Stupid dumb non touch laptops are dead to me.

Fantastic article deconstructing the Wii U http://t.co/Yfvs83uj (via @evil_trout)

Aaaaaw. http://t.co/4hlB6y5r

Proof that the web is useless: http://t.co/4dNqn0f1

The first hint Mr. Slippery had that his own True
Name might be known http://t.co/50sn5AeC

wow, if you're on Windows, this Humble Bundle is incredible. Saint's Row 3 is not to be missed. http://t.co/uH3DQgWT

In an act of deep and profound irony, I am on the wikipedia homepage and cannot figure out where to donate. Word "donate" not in text.

Vectrex it's here. Awesome. http://t.co/WPjvd9mr

Donating to http://t.co/zyMcYGJG and http://t.co/f8BUJnWg today. You go, .orgs!

Smartphones make car buying less appealing. Modern in-car dash systems seem like off-brand phones that won't update - ...

So @codinghorror is next to me typing on his Surface and it sounds like this: https://t.co/kr53fTNx

When you say "their app is really good", I hear "their website sucks."

The Windows 8 (modern) eBay and Amazon apps are quite good, but kick you to the website too often. "Oh, you wanted to BUY something?"

Do you ever think to yourself, "I have far too much time for quiet introspection?" Consider having children.

.@codinghorror I just wanted to thankyou for StackOverflow. It has helped me a lotin the past. I just registered there ...

oh god why did I sign up for Longreads? Is there any way to get it delivered to my Kindle Paperwhite automatically?

"Watch in pain as Dr. SyStray raps stack overflow question titles and offers his own commentary" http://t.co/YefHbzWM

I just gave a hundred bucks to Wikipedia. You can too: http://t.co/V0KRegow

Couldn't relate to Clinton, Bushes, but Obama? He's just this guy, you know? http://t.co/8XYHfCF4

Apple revenue slopegraph. Bye bye desktops. And iPods. Maybe even laptops too. http://t.co/WZ3PoyyC

Here's where you can order the 2013 Software Craftsmanship Calendar: http://t.co/eZSPbXjy

The Software Craftsmanship Calendar http://t.co/oILTC5iF

Huh. The new edition of Richard Scarry's “What Do People Do All Day?” is just 500 pictures of Huckle Cat tweeting.

good to see that http://t.co/okRpMfpI / http://t.co/Kpg7Lvg8 email "spam" filtering is still as insane as it ever was. http://t.co/6KdIVzXi

I found the team email I sent the day Stack Overflow went into private beta. Good times... good times. http://t.co/3UIpuGXl

@codinghorror you'd be popular in Berlin circa 1983. http://t.co/SFH6Ja9l

Seventy years of minutes from the Lik-M-Aid Corporation’s annual board meeting http://t.co/d32Aor3F

"Now, I don't see race... People tell me I'm white, and I believe them, because I own a lot of Jimmy Buffett albums."

There are 3 hard things in programming - naming, cache invalidation, and consistent capitalizing of "ID" throughout a co ...

"On Stack Overflow, I have never been told 'Tits or GTFO.'" http://t.co/CNBKI6rc

I got emails from women ecstatic about Stack Overflow because identity is 100% irrelevant there. That's what I did. That was designed in.

Poll: Do you select text while reading? http://t.co/YTklEufK

https://t.co/VHdfC1tW awesome, click "start your compy" to have blinky cursor home computer flashbacks!

"How I wish my favorite tech writer would share his opinions about sexism and entitlement in programming." -- no one, ever

Master the moves to Gangnam Style by PSY with the latest downloadable routine for @Dance_Central 3! Available now: ht ...

@Rahaaaaat it's science man!

Very slick Vectrex emulation coming for iOS. Want! http://t.co/VhKRLwlq

the "nature of love" http://t.co/AWTpfYqt

Want to understand just how awkward a 13.3" tablet truly is? Try to use it in bed. EXCUSE ME I AM TALKING ON MY GIANT 1990 CELL PHONE

I had already uninstalled that craplet. But I guess it decided to leave its broken licensing service behind because f**k you that's why.

Sweet Jesus, is there *nothing* third parties cannot screw up? Lenovo's preinstalls broke my Windows 8 updates: http://t.co/O6ZQJwfT

excellent article by @drpizza on why Firefox 64-bit should be prioritized, not cancelled http://t.co/71BKtvAM

@mrbhill Rocksmith is good too, except for the analog input lag.

The Worst Car in the History of the World http://t.co/HczfPGxF

Tie Fighter snowflakes. For the project! http://t.co/J7Dc0jxX

@codinghorror easy, Corvallis, OR of course - http://t.co/llnZwmXp

Challenge: what's the most risk-free area of the world to live in? Least risk of natural disaster, crime, all the other relevant stats?

if someone you know wants to learn guitar, and has an Xbox, RB3 + Pro guitar + RHCP tracks is only $60 http://t.co/25eov3bC

C is like Apple's bad boyfriend. "I can change him!"

For a Bit of Colored Ribbon http://t.co/LdiwKxCn

Europeans are annoyed that I say Legos instead of Lego? Stop saying Maths instead of Math, and we'll call it even.

"Mathematics is very painful to read, even for mathematicians" http://t.co/qa5v1Hln

EC2 3.8x more expensive than internal cluster http://t.co/KXvfcjxU. Author discusses on reddit http://t.co/PK7hX2Iy #hadoop ...