I need a phablet because bigger is better, and I can prove it! http://t.co/aNrQsrLubn

hmm. hearing from people that use fingerprint scanners regularly that they are far from models of reliability. Skeptical.

My greatest weakness is that I'm always right about everything. It's like a curse, really.

theory: every industry that names stadiums is ipso facto an evil and corrupt profiteer. Evidence: Oracle, Sleep Train, AT&T.

You damn kids and your twerking! In my day, all we had was Lambada, The Forbidden Dance.. and we *liked* it!

Twerking, 1910 style, lol http://t.co/yQofBd6bN3

in case it wasn't clear in my previous tweet, the people that I think should often STFU are generally the white males. Like me.

@hexamon you don't have access to torrents in the UK? News to me..

George Zimmerman, still bravely standing his ground. http://t.co/Ar1QqvWgAe

on Dickwolves and misogyny and other trigger topics, I have learned that Shutting the Fuck Up is often a sensible strategy. #letitgo

We Know This Thing Is Not True At All But Pageviews So Question Mark? http://t.co/VfHmdOQGuX

@duva_ that is unreadable nonsense

Sorry we are out of stock at http://t.co/T8eBLeFi1V for a while. Do enjoy your current keyboard, it's not so bad. http://t.co/MTRFGpnoLe

sometimes I think "I'm going to complain about this" then I wonder "can I do something to help fix this?" and I go do that instead.

Picasso at age 62 took up with a 21 year old model? I guess that's nice if you're the god damned Picasso. http://t.co/OcHeujWajM

@codinghorror http://t.co/UhMujfZ3uH with my love.

SPOILER ALERT: I am rarely willing to predict Breaking Bad, but I have strong suspicions about where this is going: http://t.co/Qp4RWBETHe

ah, another relaxing episode of Breaking Bad. In related news, I will need a new sphincter, stomach, and lower digestive system.

"Privacy is an inherent human right, and a requirement for maintaining the human condition with dignity and respect" https://t.co/MO3iRSVT81

"I Can't Leave My House Because of Bad Typography Everywhere"

Sportsball! Dedicated to @lizardbill http://t.co/YZyoBMTXXa

Learn from the Dickwolves: if you handle conflict in a negative, mean spirited way, it makes things way worse: https://t.co/stC071kLBW

JavaScript performance on phones has improved fourfold since the iPhone 4S. http://t.co/qCvBUa71CZ

Like everyone, we are deeply offended by the fake story and ad created by The Onion.

“I think we should just give an autocratic state a shot for a decade or two and see how it goes, it's not like I vote anyway."

I see where this is all going in the USA http://t.co/3AnR9U4Zja

I'm impressed with this little AAA flashlight for $20. Remove the clip and chain, s-biner, good EDC! http://t.co/kiWQey1mKz

"The Paperwhite 2 is using the latest generation [eInk] hardware and is one to watch" http://t.co/aLW3uPm1lE

this game about violently murdering people CROSSES A LINE, people! No not that line. The other one. http://t.co/XPWy1cTmyp

Can you buy a Nexus 4 and use it as an iPod Touch, e.g. no cellular all wifi?

Slavery, just not as cool as I remembered it being, somehow.. http://t.co/bmH73Buh0V

"Trust the math. Encryption is your friend."

Proves beyond a shadow of doubt that there's no hope! http://t.co/EBLTnI0K0Z

Brave Floridian stands his ground! http://t.co/F79P0AsW4M

are there any politicians running on a "defund the TSA" platform? If not, why not?

The definitive version of Somebody to Love will always be this one, in my book http://t.co/3e1TCTMJVb

My router just up and died on me a few days ago. Getting a slightly updated Dark Knight replacement: http://t.co/8HyGwXB4RN

Is that a Nexus 7 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Maybe a little of both. http://t.co/68nWO1DCeB

My 7yo inadvertently spent >$300 in iTunes playing DragonVale, all of which I must dispute tiny increment by tiny incremen…

The NYC #stackoverflow team had a lot of fun when streetview showed up: https://t.co/vqxOqVCqcs

Updating the firmware on my mouse is like directly stimulating the pleasure centers of my brain.. ohh yeahh.. http://t.co/pSHqqWikQR

using my titanium sporkfe to adjust the weights in my new gaming mou.. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME

Hands on with the CODE Keyboard http://t.co/OvZtnI7a2p

Here's a textbook study on how to come up with a boring design: http://t.co/zIF3KDiiyv

NYC basic tips and etiquette http://t.co/pjVlTJALSa

the many faces of mrpimpgoodgame http://t.co/V631EJYjb7

@brennen should be a sheet in the box!

Linux for Workgroups! http://t.co/QY2YrJWE1C

"am I the only one who thinks 'pink Cadillac' is Bruce's way of saying her downstairs area?" http://t.co/D6Xj3PmobC

Always Be Facepalmin' http://t.co/yyUmx0t5H8

Rat Park http://t.co/tdGIDH9CKP

@dozba OOO I just wrote this like 5 minutes ago http://t.co/Taw56ZxPL7

Colored liquids!!!11! RT @pourmecoffee: The first female LEGO scientist was released today http://t.co/bwoLqFtNoe http://t.co…

Love Kitkat's home page parody of the Android landing page - http://t.co/LtRjxivkBR. Extremely well done.

"Stand against the birth of Christ with this great holiday sweater." http://t.co/r621darvtL

Occasionally people ask me mentoring questions. This is a bad idea because https://t.co/D9fkCwJtfA

I will admit that widespread retina-class displays on small devices has dampened my actual usage of e-Ink Kindles, though..

The Kit Kat install base is already shockingly fragmented. http://t.co/8j6k9gSNjn

I am a sucker for new Kindle e-Ink devices. Really want to see where this goes. http://t.co/jju0qqMO1K

Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want http://t.co/we1ePGD35u

First time yelling at @theladybabies (safety issue), got the "Dad scared me and made me cry" face and I think something broke inside me

@blrandel yeah the lack of physical controls is the strongest counterargument but I don't think casuals care that much

I knew Nintendo was doomed days after I got my iPhone 3gs. Nothing left to do now but watch the trainwreck happen. http://t.co/sxs0PIbhwG

Got SC: Blacklist multiplayer working (doesn't like "multiple" network adapters) and it is faaantastic. I'd buy now for active MP/coop.

Game Dev Tycoon now available on Steam: http://t.co/CQHX2s0dQE

I actually forgot that I could rent DVDs from Netflix.

FYI, Windows 8.1 Pro is a free upgrade, so the leaked version works fine with your existing W8 key. Like so: http://t.co/k0PPJcelJX

A flowchart of what programmers do at work all day, by @secretGeek http://t.co/sq1yxteKa2

Kthul-Aid! http://t.co/Z7nToxwkDg http://t.co/XMwP8bmts9

Pour myself a cup of ambition, then .. go back to bed. http://t.co/wr6ZAugdK7

If you ordered a CODE keyboard you now have a rare item. Tell us what switch to use in the next production run: http://t.co/QTVhuV7Fui

HAY GUYYYZ I just found out my Klout score is huuuuuuuuuge. http://t.co/zI8crYKuty

Why is there a watermelon there? http://t.co/BIeRm4ODtE

"We will change this world, one weird trick at a time." http://t.co/RLLLN4du9h

really digging these digital glitchscapes http://t.co/rZ8IqMUO34

Fitbits are old news. Got an Unfitbit that pushes fried cheese, cigars and old fashionds on me 24/7.

If Hitler was alive today, I think he'd say, "What's with all the comedy sketches about me? You know I killed like a zi…

Battlefield 4 in a nutshell http://t.co/gZOKf6eaDm

Quick and easy life hacks http://t.co/9woGMK8Krs

.@ironicsans tells me that today is Skynet Self-Awareness day! So here's an ill-advised billboard in my hometown: http://t.c…

Oh, you know why you clicked that. You know.

Would love to play some Spies vs Mercs in Blacklist, but multiplayer seems totally broken on PC, get this forever: http://t.co/ZsWKg0RMq6

what if male fantasy characters wore the same armor as the females? http://t.co/PogkidVdE3

psst, if you want a CODE keyboard, you might want to make with the ordering soon, unless you like months of waiting. Just a heads up.

@codinghorror butter and sugar == cookies. frozen butter and sugar == ice cream. butter and anything else == French cook…

Also what is it with little kids and tons o' butter? They'd eat it right out of the package if you let them.

The funny thing is that our son @rockhardawesome basically subsists on chicken and waffles already. http://t.co/27YLks1x2c

"We are proud of our stewardship in developing the wonderful heritage of cereal specimen museum displays" http://t.co/EQKaw3TS6Y

Walt gives Hank the wrong CD http://t.co/g2QGHZCveA

@codinghorror not terribly different than going from the Atari VCS (128bytes) > NES (2KB) > SNES (128KB) > PSOne (2MB) > PS…

@codinghorror You might be pleased to know that 'phablet' just made it into the Oxford Dictionary (online version): http://…

Splinter Cell: Blacklist, minus some platform-specific bugs, is probably the best SC game I've ever played. Recommended!

Strong contender for Hack of the Decade. http://t.co/stgJtLB7Kl

Imagine how it must feel for a dev going from the PS3 to the PS4, with 32x the available memory: 256 MB (lol) vs 8 GB. And 16x on 360!

Based on recent conversations, we are definitely entering the fabled "Kids Say The Darnedest Things" era with our 4 1/2 year old son.

@AdamMachanic wouldn't that make LEDs irrelevant?

@codeofinterest @mrad02 if CODE does well, we will look at creating an ergo mechanical

@AdamMachanic @MladenPrajdic it's been done and 1) EXTREMELY expensive, rich only 2) ruins key feel 3) makes the device hellishly complex

It's all just... code. http://t.co/7bQgTiKdFn

It is also true that free to play games are never really discounted. They are "free", but the in-app purchases never get cheaper.