Interesting; most noticeable spec bump in next-gen games for PC is 4 or 6 GB RAM minimum http://t.co/ovBD73txfH

I'd also be more willing to take "android is fast enough" seriously if there wasn't rampant cheating: http://t.co/4FvIoD87o4

I'd be a lot more willing to take these "android is fast enough" comments seriously if I hadn't just made this video: http://t.co/AHTzTgsW7j

Did Stack Exchange staff members assist in the apprehension of Ross Ulbricht? http://t.co/4i5MbXvatK

I *really* want a larger screen phone but I am skeptical any Android device will be faster than the iPhone 5s for many, many months

@LarryABall yep win 81 is free upgrade and solid

Now I remember why I never played Half-Life 2 deathmatch for more than a few minutes http://t.co/sjzpaGFPIA

Wow, I had not heard of this mugshot racket. That's as evil as Swoopo. http://t.co/5hHLR5FsCp

""If you tell the truth, people might not share it." http://t.co/D7acN3Y40l

"[BSA does] not grant membership to [adults] who are open or avowed homosexuals." http://t.co/jJbtYp4xkg

If you join the Boy Scouts you can learn to do fun stuff like camp, and hate the gays.. "I wanna hate the gays!" (stern look from @betsyphd)

Soooo apparently polka dot camo is a thing in BF4 *and* it can go on your tank/boat/heli too (cues carnival music) http://t.co/tU07xkNGbf

Estimate of MongoDB's value vary, one replica say $700m, one replica say $1.2 billion, one replica say 1.5 billion.

This is what I had to do to our sweet, sweet cat Floyd. Horrible but no choice. http://t.co/wWEg1nnRfr

Amazon has surprisingly decent trade-in values for recent stuff. $70 for my Paperwhite v1? Sure. http://t.co/jI9q5wzhpo

Aww, I'll always remember the first thing anyone said to me about my son. "Nice looking boy. A little poopy."

"The Musical!" http://t.co/Cd7w8ayvwZ

Found out about the auto cat feeder I just got from @codinghorror http://t.co/Mq8OKmx8Li It's a well-hacked platform http:/…

@nortontaylor93 definitely it is a lot of fun and v2 much improved

dipping my toes into the world of USB foot pedals.

Cool, the Rocksmith 2014 guitar bundles are back! And for PC/Mac this time too: http://t.co/ShBOdD8RcG

A little conversation with my Dad. My bat..dad. https://t.co/R5w4vJI0Ab

Thanks for clearing that up for me, CBS News! http://t.co/O7B6k6GnYf

NYC cyclist gets ticket for being outside the bike lane, proceeds to intentionally crash into obstacles in bike lanes http://t.co/Ch5xdq3CA0

apparently that @discourse android speed issue we found was "a JS execution issue in V8 that has been escalated to the lead of V8" good!

One of the few exceptions to Rule #1 (aka “Don’t Read The Comments”) is the BoingBoing forum. Of course, technically, the…

"Levison complied the next day by turning over the private SSL keys as an 11 page printout in 4-point type." Lavar, you magnificent bastard

The trolls, I can deal with, the well meaning people that "just want to help", I am not so sure

Lavabit case unsealed: http://t.co/qDePTwmQjp Founder defied FBI with $5k/day fines. Support his defense fund: https://t.co…

Moral of the SilkRoad bust: Don't ask PHP questions on Stack Overflow

Ulbricht posted a question linking him to Silk Road under his real name on Stack Overflow http://t.co/4XvGuaE8DU http://t.co/…

The guy who operates the Internet’s biggest drug marketplace can’t figure out privacy and encryption. What hope do normal peo…

Great, section 43a of the criminal complaint against the Silk Road guy describes his account on Stack Overflow. That’s fun.

@fallenprogrammr perspective is a matter of perspective.

I really don't need a hug. I need a Temple Grandin Hug Machine. http://t.co/B3WNlP51zm

So all the useful stuff the government does for us grinds to a halt, but all the pointless and unpleasant stuff it it does to us carries on.

"You guys could be doing so much better than this imaginary thing I made up in my head just now." ALL RIGHTY THEN

Kindle Fire and the dumb Forked Android strategy: "Instead it has the Amazon Appstore, which is just like Play only much, much worse"

@interputed awwwww snap

Man Reddit is useless for in depth discussion. Instead of Battlefield 4 beta tricks and tactics and info we get Fart Lol Memeimage One-Liner

The new Paperwhite is also noticeably faster overall. But incremental if you had prev gen.

The new Kindle Paperwhites are here! The new Kindle Paperwhites are here! Display light much more even at bottom, too.

If you haven't seen me nag from my other account, please join me in donating to Lavabit legal defense: http://t.co/3JiNfLM…

"guess which one is from an honest to god network TV pilot, and which is from a low budget porn parody" http://t.co/p5NtUrzsDn

Battlefield 4 beta is very, very excellent. It is truly the game BF3 wanted to be.

If you're in or near the NY area, this NYPL Director of Digital Initiatives and Services job looks amazing: https://t.co/3a8N8wnRV0

you guys this toilet can flush *anything* https://t.co/sDoPfqVNWR

speed testing every iPhone at the same time -- this is fun http://t.co/pxr2G1kK1Q

@antony_scott it will be a while unfortunately, sign up at http://t.co/T8eBLeFi1V to get notified

"I don't know. I guess I would make something." http://t.co/wSKs8AbFKc

Spoiler: having tasted Stevia, I would choose the Ricin, too.

Spoiler: Jesse drives at high speed off the Breaking Bad set.. to the Need for Speed set.

Bye Breaking Bad, you were the best TV show I have ever watched, bar none. http://t.co/ReUXJ1mqTJ

"I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really ... I was alive."

The Calculords website is live! Come learn about this insane game I've been working on for 4 years. http://t.co/CIxVKc6…

Battlefield 4 beta preload started. Aw yissss, looking forward to 2 weeks of constant game balance issues.

Calendar, yes, Research Notebook, yes, To-Do list, no http://t.co/n0f52Gikea

iOS 7 animations are indeed a bit laggy on the iPad 4. Must be brutal on the much slower 3. Need iPad 5!

Still amazed people don't know this Chrome is cool and all, but on iOS that means 5x slower JavaScript perf: http://t.co/mfPQNMDdNN

Man, the iOS 7 upgrade is worth it just for the 20% faster Mobile Safari

Things I am suuuuper excited about: Nexus 5, Surface Pro 2, iPad 5. Ship already!

The Taco Bell Full Menu Challenge: I'm pretty sure this is why YouTube was invented. http://t.co/agZsTk5xGj

I tried playing Spelunky and Rogue Legacy and I realized that... I just really, really hate 2D platformers, and always have since Mario.

This is insane. Video of Ballmer’s goodbye to Microsoft: he cries, sings on stage, and high fives people. Amazing. http://t.co…

Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

in related news, it is very very boring to watch someone else play VR. "Imagine I'm shooting a giant space demon!"

Played Surgeon Simulator and Retrovirus on the Oculus 720p. Has potential for sure but clearly 1080p should be the minimum.

Trying out Oculus Rift, it's quite cool, but my #1 reaction is to the Doom-esque 320x240 apparent resolution. Geez.

"There are no single women in your area who are interested in guids." http://t.co/19pX6TCRJ3

Street Fighter + faith healing https://t.co/VCyeTNaQIF

Kiss the cook! LOL. http://t.co/PiKIByvUTG

Oculus is looking for some good people: Build the future with me. http://t.co/LegA18nGe9

The only more entitled rich white guy sport than America's Cup is hunting people for sport on your own private island. Now that.. I'd watch.

Isn't America's Cup the ultimate rich white guy sport? I feel like an Oracle jerkbag even reading about it.

"Until more whites come to terms with their status as an emerging US minority, the Tea Party...will remain strong." http://t.c…

The end of derpy YouTube comments? http://t.co/uv1d6ftRey

I love this old 2004 McDonald's toy language quiz. Thanks @internetarchive for keeping a copy! http://t.co/QAkVU3IxZv

Behold! Discourse TEAM BUILDING EXERCISES IN ACTION! http://t.co/rMiqnIEvqR

2013 Beard and Mustache Championships: https://t.co/pDgE4UPXOX

In what world do we live in that a simple *tablet* needs live on-screen help? Does it run DOS 6.22? I don't get it.

Kindle Fires are such a clusterf**k of a tablet that a so-called "mayday" copilot help feature is one of its selling points. Wow.

This would be the perfect task for a regex. Or an intern. Or an intern that knows regexes.

I haven't even installed iOS 7 yet and I am already tired of the animations

We see 3x slower @Discourse perf on comparable iOS and Android devices. Can anyone hook us up with Android dev team? http://t.co/W2WMtliDRz

Myst is 20 years old today. In celebration, I'm going to turn an unmarked crank and hope it does something a mile away.

Oracle Open World, more like Oracle Evil World, amirite?

Forget piracy. Get Rocket Surgery *and* Don't Make Me Think eBook bundle for only $22.99 until Sept. 30 http://t.co/uuW3PIfsi6

Scientific certainty is just another thing for two people to "debate" on television. http://t.co/gN7RsYhOtq

The entire last episode of Breaking Bad will be an hour of Huell waiting in a lonely hotel room for Hank to come back.

Do you love your dream enough to sacrifice your life’s savings? Your marriage? Your oldest friendship? Your health? http://t.co/RHu9pRoYtO

Just a reminder we're having a Discourse meetup Tomorrow in SF at the New Relic offices. http://t.co/YENfKXXikK - come say …

For those who didn't understand the '99 reference on the t shirt in my previous tweet: http://t.co/xJGajc7MJh

Just finished our yearly @discourse team building excercise, and I can prove it http://t.co/FbHnNqrQVE

Come hear about the future of forums from me and @codinghorror http://t.co/8kekByAtDV @pubcon Las Vegas! #usethefword Joi…

Surface 2 Pro addresses the main and obvious complaint, comically bad battery life. But will the ssd be pcie internally?

For the bookmarks: Nice options for a well-designed, simple forum and chat: http://t.co/2wLQjt9rYO + http://t.co/OMyzzptb8G

It is very easy to overclock the Haswell GPU from 1150 Mhz to 1400 Mhz. Completely stable for me as well. http://t.co/xds2FBJuN5

@Colgrevance sign up for notifications at http://t.co/T8eBLeFi1V unfortunately it will be a few months.

Not for securing everyday device: Chaos Computer Club breaks Apple #TouchID http://t.co/CUfhdkG72r #ccc

I desperately hope the iPad 5 has 2 GB of memory. Tired of app and browser tab state getting constantly dumped and (slowly) reloaded.