This criticism of the Reading Rainbow kickstarter comes across as super cranky to me http://t.co/oImqWaplg4

The "hey looks like you unsubscribed from our email"... email really activates my nerd rage. http://t.co/g1EUzDjOVT

Stack Overflow Founder's Next Big Thing: Reinventing Online Communities http://t.co/vT9q6wpaTk by @mjasay

I bet Dre is feeling some serious California Love right about now https://t.co/jeMapdTfEU

Definitely applaud transparency with Google diversity stats. Interesting that age was not covered. http://t.co/M1Vksuq7UL

@justinkan @danielkan @AnnieMcP09 http://t.co/JTW72HzRQt

Food Gift From the People of The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA http://t.co/X3GjkN6yph

Deeply insightful article by @HeidiRoizen about company culture and actions that speak louder than words http://t.co/3p1lUUtM…

Still one of my favorite internet adventures: http://t.co/kHkiZCypOG

This reflects my position on trail mix: http://t.co/oCCr7mNACG

The art of Internet conversation is realizing you're not trying to convince the person you're talking to, but everyone else watching.

Every User Lies http://t.co/7m9itkThZb

At $906k with only 34 days to go, looks like that Reading Rainbow Kickstarter isn't going to make it. So sad. http://t.co/xHIpjoRXfq

"He's liked basically every post I've written chastising him. I'm not sure if that makes him a gentleman or a masochist."

Some 1970s hippie movie I saw as a kid illustrated various "enlightened" levels of response to violence, does anyone remember it?

"Did that help? Hit me again if you need to. I can tell you're in pain." http://t.co/3TCCtmcADa

A truly enlightened person embraces those who spit in their face. I am not yet that enlightened, so I turn away.

I really regret buying that Furby. It is annoying beyond anyone's wildest dreams. Basically it is like working with @JasonPunyon again.

@gcpascutto @marcgravell @codinghorror Like these Google searches for Firefox and Internet Explorer? http://t.co/nivvSZmwvI

Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere. by LeVar Burton & Reading Rainbow http://t.co/ohPWIDsWsb

Surprising benefit of having kids: it becomes possible to live optimally. You often feel there's no better way to spend this mom…

#bing doing a great job filtering sponsored ads; no wonder non-techs get pwned http://t.co/73GNc3LmN1

current status: eating 7-11 nachos with titanium sporkfe #livingthedream

Many of the social problems we have seem unfixable in the current generation to me. True fix: raise better children.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great." https://t.co/0O3VsCFuyo

How to be successful by @pedromirfilho (cc @generaltao) http://t.co/LD7DDuKqNe

"Taking care to harass women only when other men aren't around" http://t.co/lx14IRmnHQ

The divorce complaint of Richard Feynman's second wife, hater of calculus. http://t.co/bzwDeGnH8k

The Internet Sucks: Or, What I Learned Coding X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter http://t.co/DO6XMORKwj

"Not All *" is just a dumb pattern of argument in general. Of course not all. But enough to be a problem.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://t.co/5O0H2cszAl http://t.co/7fBzYnJTkq

Imagine if we could discover the one thing that all mass shooters had in common. Like one thing that they all owned.

Email starting with "This is not a junk mail!" you know, the lady doth protest too much, methinks http://t.co/I0YsIejzzH

@dozba sick sticks were in Minority Report

Gun policy will never change in the USA until someone invents plasma rifles.

People in jail per 100k people US 710 Chile 266 Mexico 210 Turkey 179 UK 147 Canada 118 Sweden 67 Japan 51 Iceland 47 ht…

Home Depot. You can do it. We can help. But if by "it" you mean this, then you can't do "it" here. http://t.co/PMV4fLg1…

This is getting out of hand http://t.co/c9Opr7SNRH

The Internet With a Human Face, @baconmeteor on privacy, “investor storytime,” and the grim state of the Internet. http://t…

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see https://t.co/vFusFz0a5a

My requests per second brings all the boys to the yard.

lulz ! RT @SimGenerator: Software Engineer Simulator 2012 http://t.co/E5ZhJvQ7Zb

Odd story - who knew it was an Olympic event?!? A History of Tug-of-War Fatalities via #nytnow http://t.co/FWkBiK4sGa

@TimKwist WRONG

Everything you know is wrong! But even worse, what if everything you know is right?

"My Library" (my cartoon for yesterday's @guardianreview ) http://t.co/nuymbAzAk7

after @mathowie said the Walter Mitty movie was basically Eat, Pray, Love for dudes I *had* to see it. http://t.co/DSX7vSJUhq

I don't write off folks who are bonkers about pet issues. I do 100% write off folks who pour hate and cruelty on others, though.

sometimes, when presented with complex, thorny social issues, I think "maybe .. if we all had more guns?"

My final answer to the challenge of this article was "build Stack Overflow" http://t.co/YctebZGpv9

Between 1980 and 2008, men committed 90% of the homicides in the USA http://t.co/LOataJpfwG

From the "this iPad thing might be OK if they add mouse support" feedback department

Holiday bouncy house action! Even more fun than https://t.co/x4wUDVH9Cy http://t.co/paV5o4lRv4

"Oh, don't worry honey, it's very unlikely anyone like that would have children." https://t.co/7ySNRnSvQJ

Well, that's bizarrely clever: http://t.co/n8qviWTWd0

"There are no grown-ups" so, so true http://t.co/kaqfrtXuVl

What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? http://t.co/z9xV3AC1lO

Don't waste energy and time fighting The Bad Thing. Spend your energy building and promoting A Better Thing instead.

Does anyone actually like the iOS YouTube app? It is so awful on so many levels. Textbook worse app vs. website.

Bombay the Hard Way. Love this album. https://t.co/9j8a77qWeX

"the absurdity in a multibillion-dollar project halted by the decision to use off-brand kitty litter"

http://t.co/DEjyIWsBx3

FontAwesome has not one but two Pied Piper icons. #awesomeindeed

There is a video on YouTube of a guy drinking a 20 year old Crystal Pepsi. This ... pretty much ends like you would expect it to.

@renderpaz so substitute one of the crysis 3 faces, again, year old game. Totally in the ballpark. I get your point, but.. shipping games.

hey, does anyone want to build a snowman? asking for a friend http://t.co/px7Tl5NpvU

@seriouspony @wandsci the modern princess models I think of are kind of demanding and pushy. High maintenance. "gets what she wants"

@seriouspony @wandsci eh, superhero means vigilante, also "the world is counting on you" and "don't let us down" and "must be super strong"

"In a perfect world, every search would result in a page with a single item." http://t.co/ZHhAatb5iP

@Lee_Ars @stefanisg you can enter at the bottom by clicking the last post date on the far right. Or the top by clicking the first date.

"Google's Hummingbird is all about publication date, which is why being late on news is now a common SEO strategy" Hmmmmmmm

Is the superhero dynamic boys get herded toward really any better/worse than the princess thing for girls?

Worrying signs that the girl will be a javascript programmer. "Sometimes, Daddy, 5 and 5 makes 55 and sometimes it makes 10."

You say turtle I say tortoise. Get the facts straight over at @BuzzHootRoar http://t.co/gIQL2kDEGR cc @ASIHCopeia http:…

Programmers: a short story (high quality: http://t.co/2H8JT49H23 ) http://t.co/ewu6phQxb8

Great example of the power of tablet / iPad. http://t.co/4G12UWLQcA

Deep sea saline solution. Like... from the ocean. But is it gluten free? http://t.co/VwaskkKgbJ

@renderpaz @cdixon faces like that are very much possible though, and Crysis 3 is a year old.. http://t.co/fNXaEJS5MI

@renderpaz @cdixon it's from the difficulty select, so it is in-game, but just the face is being rendered at that time. It's accurate

Every time I hold one of my kids, I think "This is the best feeling I have ever had." And it is.

This Amazon Pantry thing is amazing. I feel like my lifelong dream of never leaving the house is so close now. I may be crying a little.

"Learn to code. Get a job. Then what?" http://t.co/Zh22xdhoxR

@r343l see http://t.co/my6a8gUbEI "most ended badly and often required termination of one or both employees."

@r343l depends on the ratios, I think at the ratio of 10 M : 1 F we have in tech, the pros outweigh the cons. No solution perfect/complete

Wolfenstein game graphics, 1992 vs 2014 http://t.co/W3PJlNRZPK

CHROME 35 PRAISE THE WINDOWS JESUS AT LAST http://t.co/1WAOIXAa7h

This is going to be legen--wait for it--dary. http://t.co/JggZUn5HtZ

All I have eaten today is 4 boxes of pocky and diet pepsi max. Now I am unboxing a Cisco 2960x 48 port switch. #livingthedream

You say boiling the ocean isn't practical. I say the ocean had it coming.

@r343l I also think it is healthy to expand one's horizons and date outside the immediate circle of work. Doubly so for programmers.

Nuanced article on GMO fracas by @brookeborel
http://t.co/6yM9JSgh6H Weaves historical perspective w current state of deba…

"I just remember having to explain to clients how nothing is private anymore" http://t.co/aTIaDyImwk

"true workplace flexibility could help eliminate the gender wage gap" http://t.co/H6RgoGhcnX

So @jessamyn is leaving @metafilter and @internetarchive is happy to scoop her up. http://t.co/grRffotZ8s star-quality trade!

At long last, cartography addresses the question "Where were The Proclaimers walking to?" (by @HazelMcKendrick) http://t.…

Yay Surface Pro 3! They dodged several bullets -- 3:2 is farrr better aspect ratio, lower weight, thinner, larger screen. I'll get one.

a new wave song dedicated to @robconery https://t.co/vIHlnnzheM

"Lyricist Tim Rice had long wanted to create a musical about the Cold War" http://t.co/c2aH7Z5RCN https://t.co/OGZ9bFaXA6

I can't believe you're a Delaware corporation too. We should hang out.

Are you in NYC and want to launch a side project? Help @garychou help you. http://t.co/k3nmrPgJsi

Nerdist podcast: Dr. Demento http://t.co/qbJ9iag7Bm