Nigella pronounces microwave as “micro-wav-ay” so that is how we all should pronounce it now. Those are the rules. https://t.…

Step 1: Pack bags and two Oculus Quest 2 headsets. Step 2: Check into Holiday Inn Express. Step 3: Enter the “Metavers…

Apparently, Germany stopped offering free rapid or PCR tests on the theory this would encourage remaining unvaccinated to get v…

Brilliant space-saving technique in this Japanese home
https://t.co/RUDmg9nNID

Wait what? Here’s a nickel, kid, get yourself a better computer. https://t.co/4r2pG6llnO

I will Stan Clifford (the movie) until my dying day. It is the pinnacle of absurdist movie art. Only The Lobster even comes *close* https://t.co/bzBeyM4SZs

@joshz404 Sort of. You can be bad at a lot of stuff or really good at a few things

There is this absolutely bonkers brutalist house near where I live and every time I walk by it I am impressed again https://t.co/STs6skvhH1

Top 90? It’s an honor. Take that, PizzaNet! https://t.co/RiDNSXvic1

These internet connected pixel art frames are really fun https://t.co/yjau2VVsXd

legendary https://t.co/hJc9s9JnvX

cryptocurrency is fantasy football for finance nerds

interactive data-based articles are ... what I think textbooks should always have been https://t.co/ZnZdVoGH5V

A real CEO would bring back the original and best Microsoft logo https://t.co/8fDSi6EhNO

"The difference between successful people and really successful people is that really successful people say no to almost everything." 🤔

Same problem in medicine; unlimited wealth through unlimited layers of "middle management" https://t.co/kvr94fMCTc

Lion’O Richie. https://t.co/R4PBPX77tU

https://t.co/8XbEE9HiHn https://t.co/DsY4vQFLEK

Met a new neighbor today https://t.co/KNmf2VrLwm

The first rule of Tron: always fight for the users https://t.co/uMLF6EOb7t

We’re both huge nerds and I wanted to do something unique for the proposal, so I designed this hexagonal mirror thingy. T…

“The nature of life on Earth and the search for life elsewhere are two sides of the same question—the search for who we are.” – C…

I didn’t know Batman ever got this meta https://t.co/wSsmyH7KQj

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created…

What a time to be alive! https://t.co/mYjXOhiL7S

maybe I started @discourse because I just like clicking on hearts next to posts! https://t.co/dmuZao8lOG

"But that’s not the problem with Zuckerberg’s metaverse. The problem is that it’s boring." https://t.co/omYApuH4gs

Zuckerberg may want to singlehandedly build the Metaverse, but Oculus's consulting CTO remains skeptical.
https://t.co/FZX…

Choose Potato. https://t.co/oEq5DyV3gR

If Bob Ross taught Postmodern Art. https://t.co/SPBCuzxj1E

@leohackerman @discourse looks OK to me today

“The primary components are number of friends, closeness of friends, closeness of family, and relationships with co-worke…

"Don't build your castle in other people's kingdoms" is one of the primary reasons we started @discourse https://t.co/dILK28eHdl

You see them on the street. You watch them on TV. You might even vote for one this fall. You think they're people just like y…

New shirt arrived! https://t.co/D8WROLc6W1

Yesterday I turned 43 and realized I've been in #tech for 24 years (I got paid to create my first "professional" website i…

Discourse has the best culture of any company I've ever worked at, and it's been 100% remote since day 1. Remote work is not…

Related to Loving vs. Virginia https://t.co/nQ6nYllvNn https://t.co/hmSqpZScgE

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I am mixed on NFTs, but I could see the value of a plugin that validated your @discourse profile image as one you owned via a registry.. e.g. "here's my avatar I paid $500 for"?

Möchte sehr, dass dieses Bild noch lange herumgereicht wird. (von @rickgude) https://t.co/gTtIHFFRHb

This is a terrifying headline https://t.co/jbkcZJH7bk

"Happiness only real when shared" https://t.co/ep50HnZwd2

Every programmer's story 😂 https://t.co/K59u01C0o6

After 10 years of automatically tagging users in photos, Facebook will cease using facial recognition on its platform and…

Web 1.0: the web is for sharing information! Web 2.0: but what if we could make money too? Web 3.0: the web is only for making m…

Is there anyone out there that actually *wants* this hideous all-torso metaverse?

[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

It's so discouraging how difficult Instagram / Facebook has made it to simply display a public image from a URL. They *really* want you to log in, no matter what.

@codinghorror https://t.co/9SLBRSNFVk

"I've spent months working on this program".

https://t.co/EyZnDEMH6q

my work here is done.
(drops mic, walks offstage)

Behold @damienkatz , genius https://t.co/18DoUhIHvS

did a boss write this article? look--if people want to work remotely, let them work remotely. let them do their best work…

Seconded: this is a dead eyed portrayal of evil https://t.co/CZ6AIEQm8j https://t.co/ZWxpKSlvYv

Face iid is not happy https://t.co/nzhXhpGCIY

Great real world example of the Strategy Tax project antipattern from @stevesi https://t.co/ADr3OB7H8G

“The first day I had to smile the entire day and my face muscles hurt,” Patrunina said. “This is not a joke…” https://t.co/cUN4w24JWt

https://t.co/51nqLCDL70 https://t.co/NPgVWSZCnw

So, starting in 2010 Fisher Price re-released their Music Box Record Player, in a classic-toy version that doesn't work like the…

🎃Happy Halloween from Winston 🎃(he’s the goat from The VVitch) https://t.co/YF1rQng4Er

I've always liked the metaphor of gardening for software development. There's a ritual to it, a seasonality, a cycle. htt…

what happens if you try to build a PC around the AMD PS5 SoC? It's.. slow. Really, really slow. https://t.co/PwETRHfnXW

The primary rule of user interface design is that users won't read a single god damn word you put on the page.

I was meta before it was uncool https://t.co/HOS4sL8SrN

oh man, I read this tip as "change your voicemail message *BEFORE* going on that remote hike" which absolutely would work. I didn't read closely enough. https://t.co/qwZKb7WkLj

who did this? lol https://t.co/793eZClJaE

An artist: (1) bought an Andy Warhol drawing for $20,000 (2) made 999 high-quality forgeries of it (3) shuffled them toge…

This is the most relatable tweet that's ever been on Twitter.

Friends don't let friends turn into extreme couponers https://t.co/eTKi85Jncn

So you’re saying Mark Zuckerberg is accusing large media platforms of selectively showing people content that leaves them angr…

"In India, for example, they use the lines between the segments of the fingers to count. This means each digit can represent four numbers and the whole hand can represent 20." https://t.co/FOb5myI0kd

Emoji Dick has aged surprisingly well https://t.co/hubUv5sWeh

Everything @GamersNexus makes turns out gold, including their new drink coasters. https://t.co/rnYnGSvKgg

In response to narrowly spread demand, here are my Rules of Twitter. Note that each was learned by violating it repeatedly…

It's a shame that every website needs to build its own emoji picker — a nontrivial amount of code and very easy to get wrong/…

not a cell phone in sight, just computers living in the moment https://t.co/WkcQ5lVf59

The @discourse team is looking for an Operations engineer, a role for computing system generalists. You'll be debuggin…

Ambient noise machines are fun https://t.co/wfkretNNQl

SFTMA told me it's going to take 30+ months to get a speed bump installed on my street IF my application is approved. So,…

"Nine of Death Valley’s 10 hottest summers have been recorded in the past 15 years" https://t.co/VRVoTFGkru

Everyone wants the “push this big red button and instantly become successful” button (and there are no shortage of people willing to sell you that) … but damn few people are willing to sit down, crack their knuckles, and do the bone grinding daily work of showing up for years

what year is it again? Didn't we solve this whole "Hair" thing in the 1970s, as I recall there was even a whole musical about it and several popular songs.. https://t.co/ZqMXyHumHZ

If you'd like to merge a few chatrooms into a structured @discourse instance, let us know and we can help! https://t.co/SyOpGIebNn

Parents: please check your kids' Halloween candy!

Just found the Deloitte Agile Landscape inside a Kit Kat bar. https://t.co/J4…

Mask type matters .. or I guess double-masking? https://t.co/gSaE9zpYNk

Listen up, kids. There are three ages you will reach. The age you first trim your nose hairs. The age you get your first colonoscopy. The age you have your first mid-life crisis. Not necessarily in that order.

one way to feel better: go out of your way to do something nice for someone today. Anything, however small.

at @discourse we took the work remotely forever pledge (but we still do yearly meetups when not in a pandemic!) https://t.co/nIfNa9WXjm

Bug Bash by Hans Bjordahl https://t.co/MstTQTaxRG

Every day I resent MTV for giving up on music videos, so I listen to songs on YouTube to set the universe right

what is Facebook’s new name, wrong answers only https://t.co/9EPVEBDdbe

Seriously, people https://t.co/PO5dg8RpkJ

Now a comparison. First, regular Model F typing sounds, and then Model F with solenoid enabled. @ModelFKeyboards https://t…

a disturbing read about the new meth epidemic https://t.co/vipusOqvMf

Will we ever see video billboards this clever in the US?

@CodingGent I am confident @pinboard will find a way, he is ingenious

Holy crap “During the 2020–21 flu season, the United States recorded only about 2k cases, 17k times fewer than the 35 million it recorded the season before. That season, the flu killed 199 children; this past season, as far as we know, it killed 1.” https://t.co/rN5xlP3ph6

Me committing code as a Product Manager https://t.co/er3bAnalAc