It warms my heart to see new programmers master modern use of PHP: begrudgingly, while filled with intense self loathing

“Don't try to win over the haters; you are not a jackass whisperer.” - Brene Brown #word

LISTEN PAL IT'S ONLY IMPOSTER SYNDROME IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY SMART OTHERWISE IT'S CALLED A REALITY CHECK

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

@markjfletcher @JustADCohen lol I can totally repro that too http://t.co/h4J6dj3qf2

The same judge who then overrode a 10-2 jury verdict for life and imposed a death sentence. She's never apologized. https:…

Vaseline, magazines, tangerines http://t.co/WIMAd3ZwZX

How to explain eSports to the uninitiated. http://t.co/A7769e3rd2

Richard Stallman, ladies and gentleman http://t.co/mEFDq8Snd9

I do not think Japanese games should get a pass on this kind of sexist nonsense http://t.co/3MM1IfpqKO

Crocodile Chop: great mashup, or greatest mashup? https://t.co/2dWSlZj1S2

The source of the student debt crisis - it's not expensive tuition at four-year colleges http://t.co/6wp37JGn33 http://t.co/Cm…

@codinghorror 4GB ram confirmed by Adobe official blog. https://t.co/4VtuLDkJhY

@settern @ccgus My understanding is Pro recognizes the stylus data is flowing in at 240Hz, fingers at 120Hz. Air2 was 120Hz, al…

Can we all agree that iOS’ homescreen looks increasingly stupid? http://t.co/Qur2Pjvbyg

Does anyone honestly believe the iPhone 6+ would exist if Jobs was still around?

I understand the new Apple perfectly. Jobs was the king of "hell no", Cook is more open to customer demand dictating some direction.

4k 360 degree video of Noo Yawk Citah! Pan with touch, mouse, or tilt (on iPad) http://t.co/QSjnJRSBEE

Welsh Weatherman Correctly Pronounces a 58-Letter Town Name Without Batting an Eye http://t.co/Q6HjQoen4t http://t.co/DM…

It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.

I need to see the performance numbers in more detail, but iPad Pro could be the Surface Pro 4 I was waiting for.

Why Is Almost No One Using Apple Pay? http://t.co/M9cLxsR9ZN

Franklin scratched out ‘‘sacred & undeniable’’ and wrote, instead, ‘‘self-evident.’’ http://t.co/H3iNPeROrU

"flexbox" should have been called "I can finally f***ing vertically center s**t in HTML"

No trackpad on iPad Smart Keyboard. Answering Surface but skipping worst part of Surface keyboard.

it depends on the size of the chair https://t.co/KqHIzqtVrW

"You know, Brendan, you don't have to say dubya-dubya-dubya any more." http://t.co/7VmuqCpcUu

My first real world encounter with the Great Firewall of China https://t.co/ARvarLLtzB

HTTP is obsolete. It's time for the distributed, permanent web (Neocities) https://t.co/r5VfQ3kPZS

"there is something much more powerful than criticism that you can bring to bear in these situations" http://t.co/Ta4bkoRch9

Tom Green is the most famous Canadian

@howtogeek @norcross 1GB ram on a 64-bit device is shit, everything pages to disk

@howtogeek yes but I hate my family, so what are my other options?

Dad Joke Survivors. https://t.co/7sM7P2kRQf cc @kjbeavers

@howtogeek have you tried this swappa thing? I used Amazon to sell my previous older phones..

Download Jim Rockford’s Answering Machine Messages as MP3s http://t.co/BWxWG9xhEw via @openculture

On a lark, searched for "beach cat" and got pretty much exactly what I expected http://t.co/zi73pniBsm

love this - 2 kinds of people illustrated http://t.co/g0WmmbHcFu

What happens after showing Chrome's DevTools to my 5+7 year old daughters. http://t.co/p16XMW4jkI

everything around you is a god damn miracle, including you

losing the genetic lottery to Alzheimers. Heartbreaking. http://t.co/xNku1UH4d5

"I thought about how unlikely it was for me to escape and how lucky I am to be living." http://t.co/2srWdApOL6

Let's Play: Music Construction Set...on an IBM 5155 https://t.co/BThBh402me

@howtogeek they are also gonna have an official Apple iOS keyboard hardware from what I hear

@howtogeek bigger is better. Any bigger than 13" would be weird though.

“Premium” Android is getting torn apart, piranha-style. https://t.co/DVfHx7maMa

Giant iOS tablet with 2gb+ ram, giant iOS phone with 2gb ram. Life is looking good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretttttyyy good.

I've always loved old classic Atari Computer game artwork. Click download for hires! http://t.co/xNZz99YrQe http://t.co/vBrjwZ7Mx7

The Official Silicon Valley Guy Handbook (1983) http://t.co/u9LWREC3u4 http://t.co/HXb6A3aTux

True Love http://t.co/Z2onsgH0PJ http://t.co/ND9IdsTG3L

Everything I know about kissing ladies I learned from Captain Kirk https://t.co/S1SXhcKyBN

Altered Beast on the hidden danger of too much working out http://t.co/Ue2bk4YQrw http://t.co/KiHd11CODV

Rich ESR (http://t.co/eylqJhWcFO) has become poor ESR (http://t.co/hhaPrREhDA). Of course he blames Obamacare. Sic transi…

I am worried Force Touch on future iOS devices could be the "double clicking" of touchscreens :( http://t.co/6EuApl06Wo

"Lady, shall I lie in your lap?" http://t.co/ZRmZk1x3ZN

$23k to go: come on west coast: http://t.co/4XwrKJXwta #lessig2016

Interesting, 360 degree vlog! Drag video left and right to see all around the video in real time https://t.co/HMu3XjBDC3

I wonder if forthcoming iPad pro (13" model) has any spec bumps. I am guessing minor cpu/GPU bump, still 2gb ram. Would love 4gb ram.

Two roads diverged in a wood. I googled the trails, asked about them on Twitter, and read reviews on yelp. Then it was dark and…

the world's most unfortunately labeled racecar http://t.co/8jDnLP0Jsp

DXRacer Extreme gaming chair is... too extreme. I must avert my eyes from the, uh, extremity. http://t.co/nO3njGnTUz http://t.co/EAvUKJeV1J

Much of society is the exploitation of people who'd fail the Stanford Marshmallow Test by people who'd pass.

I love these interactive demo articles! http://t.co/UlyTJep6Qp added to my list at http://t.co/zocLRFCJU3

Aha, @tobermatt found the copy source for those ultra annoying repeated sales emails http://t.co/YilnpJk1RH

"Why, then, does the Protestant ethic persist?" http://t.co/xwe63B4lq4

Fun fact: Today’s downtime brought to you by @codinghorror - who logged into his blog, which has SO much traffic that we coul…

I use Twitter primarily to read about other people's angry, unpleasant experiences. Why you gotta go ruin that for me.

to the guy who tweeted that he just had a relatively pleasant airport experience: you, sir, are Doing It Wrong.

When the worlds biggest company derives 2/3 revenue from a phone http://t.co/jV3taMfrJB

Wow Chrome 45 has some severe multi-monitor bugs in Windows for me. First time I've seen major bugs in a Chrome release.

Because incentives: Why drivers in China intentionally kill the pedestrians they hit.

http://t.co/GN3mur611q via @radle…

Random is always harder than you think. http://t.co/QM8s1Xssz0 http://t.co/o47K0C9UXr

… Frode Helland of @monokromfonts quickly illustrated some of what niggles so many type folks about the Google mark. http…

I cannot stop laughing about that Jared Spool medium article. Gender differences, illustrated in a giant billboard 1000 feet high.

This Spool post is literally textbook Deborah Tannen. Men want to 'fix' the problem, women want it felt/heard. https://t.co/f4mEW0543u

@FranGillespie @BoingBoing "free virus and malware" is also good

The last audio cassette factory (via @psaffo and @laurenweinstein) https://t.co/A1oGq6lMmX

Life goal: do not be this person http://t.co/npZhMIVweA

Whites saying anti-white racism worse than anti-black: 65 or older 60% Republican 61% Evangelicals 63% Tea Party 76% http://t.…

"Across all faiths, women are less likely than men to leave organized religion." http://t.co/eV9299ALCP

Dropping motivational f-bombs http://t.co/gZ1BlxAFPU

"And you have to not care whether you live or die." http://t.co/MewPBxYftU

@codinghorror I found a new comic yesterday, I thought you might enjoy it https://t.co/uSwc5BeELY

Why is there a $150 console Xbox gamepad controller? That's obscene! I must have one. http://t.co/ynpNorOb1m

Kids taste like sunshine and sweat. They're delicious

If Apple ever changes their logo, people are going to lose their god damned minds

Dear Design Student,

A useful guide for giving critique: http://t.co/OXo8tE0HvO

@dozba did you just buy me a ticket to the gun show?

Neighbor's dog that constantly barks 5 feet from our bedroom window is grrrrrreat, super awesome

@howtogeek @mgarsf complications is a profoundly stupid name for watch bullshit

8-Bit Generation – It Lives. (And has a Kickstarter.) http://t.co/gp2qOtEqBC http://t.co/TA2qnE0jVB

There is a lot of Space Jam in the presentation. Excellent so far @jensimmons #awesome #aeachi #AEACHICAGO http://t.co/zT…

Always. Be. Shipping. http://t.co/mNw81u5uFq

"If you broke the build Dave [Cutler] would scare the living %$#(@ out of you. That WAS the process." http://t.co/VuPHXhdUZa

Oh hahaha you guys totes fixed that bug oh lollerskates wait my sides are splitting someone call an ambulance

Nothing is more infuriating than "hilarious" release notes. Come closer so that I might STAB AT THEE

Have you seen the movie Open Water? If not, you should. *Don't* read anything about it, just trust me and watch it.

🇺🇸 President Kanye Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho West. 🇺🇸

The Martian only $1.99 on Kindle in USA. So good it will make you believe in space again. http://t.co/qKHNJQutd4

Kanye vs. Trump is exactly what America deserves.