The entirety of my programming experience in two phrases: "That didn't work as expected." "That didn't work, as expected."

"Why? Because I want to." https://t.co/DPejCfHhV7

I have never been as close to suicide as I was that one time Joel Spolsky told me I had to install QuickBooks

“I’m wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for playing with me.” https://t.co/5Wwcr6qcQb

Two thumbs up on @patio11's https://t.co/0SaXQ8HYfb recommendation for accounting. Our tax person even complimented their work.

At Twitter, Quality is Job #84283. Good news, though: that number just came up! https://t.co/Zc1BtLaAOh

The last line in that Briggs obituary is just devastating. A reminder of how far we still have to go https://t.co/Sr7nrvtCO0

I read that checking your USPS package status through Tor gets it flagged as darknet delivery. That's AWESOME

Interested in running Stack Overflow at your company? https://t.co/SgXU3doOek

This is a big deal. Code in Javascript for @Pebble Try it now, send us feedback @pebbledev https://t.co/uRQ710NKZf https://t.…

These weekly summary emails I get from prepper Discourse communities are really .. something.

Lessons from a long, difficult struggle: “But this time, I’d be nastier.” https://t.co/FIk3OLKak0

I'm sure the responses will be courteous and thoughtful. https://t.co/Q0EhIA66Tp

Americans try the deee-licious Swedish salt licorice delicacy https://t.co/59y7wKfVW0

"I was conned into trying some salt licorice a number of years ago. It was the worst betrayal of trust I've ever experienced."

when I lecture on level design, I do a 30 min lecture about level layouts; I put it into a diagram, hope it's useful http…

NO IDEA HOW DOG FOOD IS GOING TO MAKE YOU DEVELOPERS MORE LEAN — FRANKLY SOUNDS DISGUSTING — BUT THERE’S 500 POUNDS OF IT IN T…

“Be patient. Your future will soon come to you and lie down at your feet like a dog who knows and loves you no matter what you are.”

Or, if you want to get buck wild with complexity, AND OH I KNOW YOU DO, there's always this https://t.co/3xLW5pnjPb

Bias lighting is super mega easy now with cheap USB LED strips: https://t.co/yMHacbFnKc https://t.co/1jVIoWtH8E

"Never install Adobe Acrobat" is a truism, but the free Acrobat still has excellent form filling / document signing support.

You only begin to appreciate the meaning of "hit a nerve" at the dentist

I added pinball buttons and Neo-Geo colors to my two piece bartop arcade controls https://t.co/CJ2PYw9ShJ

I guess in that sense, totally un-upgradeable, it's like buying a Mac. <runs away>

The Simpler, Less Stressful Way to Helping Kids Succeed https://t.co/BFg0NCgFca

All I can think looking at Omen X is "that would be impossible to upgrade" https://t.co/Ej8PstWMbP https://t.co/csa8v2rwBA

Today we announced plans to build the nation's 1st national memorial to victims of lynching: https://t.co/3ORF1G8tZq https://t…

color(color(color(color())))

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I've seen random comic generators before but this Pandyland one is just slaying me https://t.co/cXI3p9oRBs

Most tweaking guides are object lessons in why the defaults were chosen.

Yo dawg I heard you like scaling algorithms https://t.co/5GDH7ZQVxH

Pro Pinball ultra is a fascinating study in the limits of pre-rendered graphics at 4k, looks incredible: https://t.co/Hr7WZnUqzX

@ID_AA_Carmack Google made an awesome( and funny) vidéo on how not to shoot in 360 https://t.co/4QnDzdlDdT

🌏💧✋🕋🗡🚀🏜☀️🌡🌶💯🚱⏳🌅🌑😡💉😱😈💀💥🌛🌙🐭💥🚶🏻〰🐛️⌛️👳🙏💥😴🛌😳💥🐛💥👊⚔👑 #dune https://t.co/bXwpdYC8jz

Lotteries & startups moving in sync. More "mind-bogglingly big winners" while "odds of winning...became even worse" https://t.c…

It's a brave new world, driven by software: https://t.co/GXL8MYzcHA

@gary4205 I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this p…

so, Blu-Ray UHDs are both 4k (3840x2160) and using the latest H.265 encoding, total 100GB max filesize?

4k content is not easy to find at this point. What's your favorite 4k streaming demo "wow" content?

noticed last landscaper invoice was number 1337 -- a good omen https://t.co/mplOBzDj4R

Citizen, your ZZ Top levels are dangerously low. Report to your closest re-education center. https://t.co/Z7EMSrCtYx

Oh good we're disrupting God https://t.co/Qu0fbkWhU2

This guy is a fucking genius https://t.co/4pDOP5EK9j

This is the most insanely great collection of novelty game controllers. Keep scrolling. Trust me. https://t.co/aMpccb9kvW

@ScienceOMFG it was very strong for me. The parallels between her child, and humanity..

@ScienceOMFG I think the story is also about, us (humans) being the child in that scenario.

The Ted Chiang short story "Story of Your Life" this is based on, may be one of the best things I've ever read https://t.co/wYHIyGE4AQ

There should be a nobel prize in children's entertainment for the person who invented the Bunch o' Balloons. Up there with bubble machines.

Here's the pre-parenting test: Is your favorite thing sitting down only to immediately stand up again? If no, reconsider. #Ne…

https://t.co/5TgQkn252j I just launched a Patreon to help preserve ZZT w/ the creation of a new website, tools, and in-dep…

Guess which one is the OLED set https://t.co/8u6XpsLI4O

Built our first snap together model kit with the kids. Educational! https://t.co/jER8Vi5t6G

I throw my son a Nintendo themed birthday party. he opens the first gift, a big box. inside is a cease and desist letter…

Patreon is such an interesting phenomenon. 25% NSFW roughly https://t.co/oeuTr714hM

6 minutes after walking into Sephora https://t.co/5ah3bOmDJs

Product inaction is, in my book, the ultimate sin. The very point of software is that it's so malleable and can evolve rapidly.

“product inaction created a honeypot for a-holes.” https://t.co/dW7GcXKUrR

Q: “What important truth do very few people agree with you on?” A: Humanity has enough to-do apps, for the moment. https:/…

The death penalty needs to be abolished. https://t.co/FEhcxbehBe

Over the last 15 years my dad collected 1785 bowling balls and built this Pyramid with them https://t.co/smz6MCzNbZ

Katie Ledecky is the Olympic hero we need, writes @annaesilman: https://t.co/vqvWuhMDT9 https://t.co/3ct9ULXBXq

The PostgreSQL approximate_row_count function returns 5.2m on a 4.1m row table, not quite "close enough"..

we use PostgreSQL in @discourse and it has been very good to us, but the slow count(*) behavior is super annoying https://t.co/8LvZxhGRws

You don't have to put on the red light!

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This OLED TV is making sweet, sweet love to my eyeballs. Mmmm. LCDs you are dead to me forever

Evolution of the caltrop https://t.co/5FmwCrBXqI

Amy Herman trains cops & docs how to see. Learn her technique in our @heleoworld chat: https://t.co/tPVNu9okLg https://t.co…

Watch what people actually *do*, not what they say they'll do. https://t.co/DvjCmQZaW4 https://t.co/nBN8gVY580

@hspter I did do an interview for Time today! https://t.co/64lza80GK7

My reaction to these OLED contrast levels https://t.co/RLzHZ3JLDh

Wait a second. I know someone who knows the actress who played the "It's got electrolytes" character in Idiocracy? 😍👌

Oh my godddd OLED television where have you been all my life. I'll be in my bunk.

"co-pilots were encouraged to question captains if they observed them making mistakes" https://t.co/NxdCOxeSVC

I tried being excellent to other people, but then I realized my standard for excellence is super low.

Suck it Mario https://t.co/OLtpY8zLec

I put Donkey Kong Jr. art on a mini-arcade cab for my son. He's gotta take over kicking Mario's ass when I'm gone. https://t.co/wha4qEFC2k

Alexa, Get Lamp https://t.co/rUaqbSAyxD

I swear to god that 13 minute low-res video of MS Flight Sim was the most riveting video I've seen in the last several years.

This low-res MS Flight Sim recreation of a real, 1989 airline crash (with survivors!) is.. just terrifying. https://t.co/XMuwZG4av8

Better photos = 100% increase in animal adoption. https://t.co/ngFHgGfAml

You have all failed me. You failed to notify me about this amazing bug-a-salt thing: https://t.co/MrPR6dndny

I haven't mansplained anything to anyone today... YET

Online trolls are more hostile under their real name than when anonymous, new research shows https://t.co/OlyQnqjAPA

On this date 20 years ago: The first known MP3 rip of a song ('Until it sleeps' by Metallica) is released. https://t.co/dsnmEDnp…

"When you eat a dried fig, you’re probably chewing fig-wasp mummies, too." So much for ever eating Fig Newtons again https://t.co/qTRIdNXnz8

You only have five real friends. https://t.co/7bLkLzpGlN

VR you guys https://t.co/XJxNpEHElK

Nailed it. https://t.co/RSZcdViWru https://t.co/bKnV2JceXM

I did not care for The Stanley Parable but the indiebox for it is utter genius https://t.co/mY6dKInq6m https://t.co/R2ZKYAQLrw

So tired of tweet-threads. There are places you can put paragraphs of text. Your ideas deserve more than a series of fortune co…

I’m Old, Part XX: I ♥ 6502 https://t.co/jvGyv45RkS #programming #appleII #coding Tagged @BillB

This new era of pervasive real time video on social media is going just great https://t.co/dxpIzRks7D

Isn't it weird that OLED TVs are approaching mainstream pricing, yet OLED computer monitors of any size are completely MIA?

Talk to one user… start jumping to a solution. Talk to 5+ users… start understanding the problem.

@lowellheddings @hakumangel wow that is quite a compliment, thank you

iPad plus mechanical keyboard. Because We Could. https://t.co/lY9aj8hXXH

@professorsloth you can read the amazon reviews to get an idea of that