I came for the Vessyl joke, and I was not disappointed https://t.co/ppE9EjSV8X

It was such a beautiful place once https://t.co/1D4PaQYK7H

"Ladies do not like the whistling" and other advice from a 1949 Army guide to personal conduct. https://t.co/nB0Hw9rH70

"And attack from within is what matters." https://t.co/OD46TXqsxO

I have a new rule of thumb. Whichever presidential candidate SNL is making fun of with "look how wooden I am!" jokes.. is gonna lose.

iPhone 5 → iPhone 6 → iPhone 6+ -- phones sure did get a lot bigger-er over time! https://t.co/SbWLwgTOrS

Hackathon standards for success over the years: 2009: Built a prototype 2012: Rendered Hello world 2016: Configured build…

The Immutable Law of Battlefield: if your team can't hold the flag closest to your base, you are gonna lose. Every single time.

Can.. can we have Dubya back for a third term? Pretty please? https://t.co/jAMuQCZJA3

Westworld is deeply, profoundly great. Watch the first episode free: https://t.co/utPETXxwii

This Analysis Shows How Fake Election News Outperformed Real News On Facebook https://t.co/pUDpmb8sWD via @CraigSilverman @…

la la la-la-la, just searching for some stuff on the internet.. no big deal.. SWEET JESUS TATTOOS ON YOUR EYEBALLS https://t.co/HrlrIV6Haz

The open source MMO RTS JavaScript game you've all been waiting for https://t.co/64k2Dr0eu3

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"slap damage" screenshot illustrates UI necessary for new users to find something: 1) dimming/spotlight 2) animated ping 3) a few BIG words https://t.co/Fini7GuTC1

Under a Trump presidency I need as much slap damage as possible https://t.co/VnJyiukCZ3

Trying to figure out where to send money to help fix all the crazy. That's what democracy is, apparently. Sending money everywhere.

The Pixel phone is an OK device, don't get me wrong, but for that kind of money you could get an iPhone 7.

So Google cancelled my original Pixel phone order, then silently reinstated it, so now.. I have two ridiculously overpriced Pixel phones now

Wearing a safety pin isn't enough. You have to sing "The Safety Dance" over and over again while wearing it or it's just…

DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans https://t.co/ekqUgEKfxu

Roy Batty had the right idea.

Open source destroys lives! Here is the proof! https://t.co/89v6tjcF3P

As somebody who's worked on something fuzzy like fair use for years, I'll say: categorizing "fake news" is harder than categorizin…

Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law sc…

The one positive thing about Trump + Republican everything, it creates a clear common enemy https://t.co/CfTCLTQK4J

And people call it a fake news site. They're literally the only ones to get this scoop https://t.co/UFCPF62wzL

This is what President Obama told me, before the election, about why young people need to be involved in politics. Holds up…

There's some kind of reused credentials Skype spam URL worm going around. You should check your Skype if you re-use credentials..

Reading through some "how to be optimistic under Trump" topics. Consensus is.. uh.. it's a great time to be.. a white supremacist? 😭

Carmack spent a year in jail as a teenager for breaking into a school and using an Apple II. See also, Minor et al.: https://t.…

"most medieval people would only have glimpsed their faces darkly, reflected in a pool of water." https://t.co/RTmus8JgW0

Learn to code by building stuff: https://t.co/VEnnhkktBQ

There is some excellent analysis here of the economic forces that drove Trump’s election https://t.co/Nq1MFCS8ih

How about no https://t.co/mBlXVpbMc0

Mama don't let your babies grow up to trim y-axes https://t.co/hXQnd3VAAJ

On point Facebook/media observations from @timoreilly, in my opinion: https://t.co/nTLyA6wqex

I added some of my own after…

In case you forgot that exceptions are "if you have to ask, you can't afford it" expensive https://t.co/zFx6gkz1zE https://t.co/lVBlx6hbXN

A story told in four pics https://t.co/IwG1RcJ9Wt

Another reason vote sorted discussions are anathema to actual, y'know, *discussion* https://t.co/kr141QADIq

Trump's cabinet is Bizarro opposites: creationist in charge of education, JPMorgan exec for treasury, global warming denier for energy

@codinghorror look at this from a post of yours from 2012 :) https://t.co/a3esOrsf20 https://t.co/8n8x5G6BqE

Meanwhile, in California https://t.co/ab2Ux9lSOl

If you can't get the official Nintendo retro console, try a RasPi plus 8bitdo controllers and retropie. It is pretty easy.

i dont know who looks more uncomfortable https://t.co/57oHPyMZlx

Well this is kind of ironic https://t.co/uWgxdJfGnd

If our democracy can't survive a Trump regime, we built it wrong.

Kinda-sorta have The Pinball Arcade working on three displays. Tough, because hacks, no official "cabinet" support. https://t.co/3m002gIvdW https://t.co/qxMKjM5lHR

Many lawyers and other public servants are asking themselves today whether to stay on. My advice to a DOJ lawyer: https…

ゆっくりとバスが来た。

@大宮東口 猫カフェ「猫家」のぼ爺＆金太郎 #金曜ロードショー #となりのトトロ #ネコバス #トトロ #ジブリ #コスプレ #猫家 #猫カフェ https://t.co/M2C1aW5q6h

Of current Android devices, 15% are not getting *any* security updates because OS discontinued (4.3 or earlier) https://t.co/5ewj99cNAU https://t.co/DUrI3fVbsr

I think you *should* be angry. You should be mad as hell. But channel that anger into something constructive, that moves…

We can prevent elections like this one in the future by enacting a national popular vote. 10 states have signed: https://t.co/KJDJH…

Let's Encrypt secures >15 million domains all over the world. Support our operations via our crowdfunding campaign: https:…

Hey @lessig, tell us what you _really_ think about the Clintons. https://t.co/qSfgq7flKG

I guess the good news is that with global warming accelerating on Trump's watch, Florida will be less of a factor in future elections

Son got a Rubiks Cube party favor, tried watching YouTube videos to solve, said f this noise and solved it with an app. Computers FTW https://t.co/iotFrI3O8D

Life comes at you fast https://t.co/4eGEBYfEBH

Laws banning interracial marriage were not completely removed from the US lawbooks until 2000, when Alabama became the last state to do so.

This was 49 years ago. https://t.co/ooiz7zgjh6

Don't Panic https://t.co/Vk18CvWwnL

Anyone want one? I'm buying. https://t.co/y5h4Cd6FDD https://t.co/f7BWbHaMK9

I am thinking of a Trump presidency and, for some reason, recalling all the stuff in our home that did not survive our first toddler.

@indyK1ng @hugs a) no, it isn't and b) be the change you wish to see. Locality based blinders are bad.

Dear Silicon Valley: Want to really change the world? Be brave and start your next company in the Midwest. There are millions of…

git reset --hard 2015

The worst thing about all of this is that Peter Thiel proved he was indeed smarter than us.

The darkest timeline

@KindLadyAdilah @Supermathie yes BUT he led in the polls!

Apparently peanut butter is a USA thing? https://t.co/EMtfQU4kwP

Much like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Donald Trump’s appeal seems limited to America https://t.co/JZKByyVBww https://t.…

What a tangled web of trust we weave.. https://t.co/EAZN0TUZhe

Your vote counts. In fact, everything counts in large amounts https://t.co/2vWY54QJRz

lmao https://t.co/OSt9nRXNXN

@alexkolson I see that!!

What's up with the audience in this video. I'm disappointed in you, Germany. https://t.co/AngWcrKe5k

If you're feeling weird that's a sign you need to surround yourself with weirder people

NO, STACKOVERFLOW! NO! Now is not the time! We've all had quite enough elections for a while! https://t.co/jaClZrov0E

"One site has the goal of being correct in an academic sense .. the other site is driven by monetary considerations" https://t.co/3teZMNQ509

I 💖 reading "...and I am working on making a living off of @discourse" from community members. 😍🎉

Meanwhile, in Japan: grill meat with your USB powered grill https://t.co/C9cFp4hVU0 https://t.co/zHDHuVjZIs

@codinghorror Kontaktverwechslungspräventionsschuldgefühl

German word for the feeling when you remove someone from your address book because their name is too similar to someone else you mail a lot

Whenever someone honks at me, I assume it's because of my bumper sticker… https://t.co/Sen5RnHDtT

Page https://t.co/Yfkf5Kitn4

Building things is fun. But the tinkering, the tinkering will consume you.

“We’re seeing a barrage of fake apps” https://t.co/VWa07k5hDi

"I keep hearing about Occam's razor. Do you know what it is?" "Probably a razor owned by someone named Occam." "Oh. Ye…

@codinghorror Idiocracy should play all day long every Election Day, like The Christmas Story on Christmas Day

I'm off to watch the 2017 State of the Union address. You worry too much! https://t.co/milYwj9tg8

Never change, Bay Area! Via @BethanyHerron https://t.co/4IciG0fSWq

This @moxie reply on HN about Signal's integrity is great https://t.co/L55LiPNUw5

My son figured out how to do a pinball bounce pass all on his own (tearing up, mouth clenched) that's.. my boy

I'm confident women and people of color will do the right thing in the next few days. That's all that matters.

In a way, Trump is standing up for truth. All politicians lie. Why bother hiding it, why not embrace that to piss people off?

Per @cshirky, "you brought a fact checker to a culture war".

Do you really not understand this by now? The people who support Trump *don't care* if he lies. That has zero relevance to their support.