That's it. https://t.co/mIhB1UgzoX I'm getting a USB security key. https://t.co/INYIywOW5r

I have written a short history of how living conditions have changed globally over the last two centuries: https://t.co/uMOL…

Can we have some real talk about dental hygiene up in here? These things make flossing easy, finally https://t.co/vgGbwQPl7s

"a barely tech-literate reality TV star has become social media’s top troll and the president in one swoop" https://t.co/ZgehbtynbU

@krisaubuchon this is a real headline?

So many fucks will need to be given, in 2017. Start growing yours now

Does this 1st image please you? No? How about this 2nd image? Still disinterested? Then, for this third image I'll initia…

Y'all.

Y'ALL.

Y ' A L L. https://t.co/aFnUMnDFvX

"salute the rank, not the man"

Is everyone reporting DJT's tweets as abusive/harmful or is it just me then?

Your lament has prompted an answer on our sites, @jc4p: https://t.co/bQzPGYu7LH

(ok, now we can hat-whore, @jcolebrand)

Ye Olde Nexus 9 is still neck and neck with the fastest Android devices in terms of single threaded perf? That's just.. sad. https://t.co/m2d8Q8bOUX

Here's the 2016 yule log video. Enjoy, everyone! https://t.co/FIUVk8asVh

"The management equivalent of Dungeons and Dragons" https://t.co/G00AGv9iqz

Omg “Berenstein” truthers https://t.co/rDq6eGeS4J

The Manchineel 🌳 does not f*** around. https://t.co/kl7rPrQmPS

I feel like this person owned the same sort of cats I used to https://t.co/6k3AGoXLTt…

You’re A Computer. Can You Pass The Turing Test? https://t.co/5Gs7Dfyt6Y, https://t.co/TxcABlxIGC

Love seeing how companies give back to their communities and to organizations that matter. Thanks @StackOverflow: https://…

2.9 million votes: that's larger than the populations of 15 states incl Nebraska, N/S Dakota, Montana, Maine, New Hampshire, Wy…

This handheld GBA/GB emulator is fantastic. Works perfectly, great controls and screen https://t.co/3C7HjWujWW

After legalization, teen marijuana use drops sharply in Colorado
https://t.co/kucNSOvuU1

@jokeyrhyme @bmeurer or just install Chrome Beta which doesn't have that problem

"Imagine pulling up to school with THIS." https://t.co/d2XmnmFX6d

https://t.co/eruEn8dhFm Ruxpin ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ https://t.co/zgCBnzGBjx

Because it was so frequently stolen, in 2013 the Colorado DOT replaced I-70's MILE 420 sign with a MILE 419.99 marker 1/100…

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you worked for Oracle for 10 years, your integrity was not so hot to begin with

Why is KFC a Christmas tradition in Japan? https://t.co/htmZMLfISy

From Stanislaw Lem's "Return from the Stars" published in 1961 https://t.co/B66PHF09Zs

TEEN VOGUE: Trump Is Gaslighting America CNN: Did Harambe Have Anything To Do With Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Crash? An…

I wish Android would force install updates. Every time my mom visits, she hasn't installed a single system update.. (Nexus 9, Nexus 5)

my reaction to emoji movie trailer https://t.co/t0svpoKbxO https://t.co/MXkpKHMq2Z

Beginning to seriously question my life choices https://t.co/7iPoCkb2Pi

@krisaubuchon they did deal with that finally

When scrolling past someone who is Wrong On The Internet and I suddenly see the Reply button https://t.co/ZorxaE8xto

Thoughtful read on the philosophy of the back button, and what users expect it to do https://t.co/LoNJIxZZoS

"Following up on JavaScript benchmarks" with some comments on feedback https://t.co/ApYpWpmfWU #NodeJS #Chrome #javascript htt…

My final comment about https://t.co/KFX8Y5a12i cc @bmeurer https://t.co/4ba5b0EeeA

"Hats, unlike pants, are visible in a video call. So they work great on remote teams." #winterbash2016

https://t.co/U5nWJnb8la

@Whysnap Chrome beta fixes that, at least.

Unquestionably the best cat-being-sprayed-with-warm-water-in-thermal-vision video I have ever seen. https://t.co/wCXRmY7aIQ

Brilliant https://t.co/HC3jAvppbZ

#unpresidented whatever I have to give my cat a bath https://t.co/0hlDC2QYqF

That time where Melinda Gates entered a bar full of internet commenters... https://t.co/7nOlx8Sbrb

@5chdn they were nearly identical in score

The best Christmas decoration I've seen haha. #DieHard https://t.co/rO7e4u1nav

@davey_fa @Pinboard @andygocke @mattsiegel @tqbf somewhere there is a programmer who shipped ICBM code, yes. Ethical?

Per https://t.co/KFX8Y4SpDI a four year old iPhone 5s (worth ~$110) scores 32, while a brand new $649 Google Pixel scores ~20.

2005: cardboard box https://t.co/rW0MLF60XT

Sometimes cats are sweet. Other times, they absorb the power of a ritual stone so they can finally overthrow and destr…

Be Careful What You Wish For https://t.co/AnRfEIaMCK via @UpshotNYT Great piece by @econnaturalist

If you are currently clutching your pearls and wondering how Android can be so brutally bad at real world JS, read https://t.co/LaIAzIzlLV

I was able to get the Google Pixel to complete https://t.co/KFX8Y4SpDI using Chrome beta -- it scored 17. Seventeen. Ten plus seven.

https://t.co/KFX8Y4SpDI -- Chrome 184, Edge/FF 64, iPhone7 111, iPad Pro 85, Pixel Phone (crash, but likely 30-ish)

@tim_geerts IE is dead to me

@tim_geerts when I type IE, I mean Edge

"rule of thumb: Don’t let your application look like SunSpider!" https://t.co/LaIAzIhKUn

The best VC connect I've ever gotten was being seated next to MC Hammer.

You know what... I'll just... I'll just go back home instead. https://t.co/Wo8bNEXZ1z

'On Bullshit' seems like a great gift idea for everyone this holiday season. https://t.co/amYCc3Ju6k

After seeing the "this is fine" plush dog, our four year old twins asked: "are you gonna sleep with it?" I paused. "Yes. Yes I will."

This is the perfect gift for anyone who lived through 2016. So far. https://t.co/vGsLJRaYGg

Bravo to Garth Brooks for realizing he doesn't need friends in places quite THAT low. 👏🏻 https://t.co/bseaZ7GMZS

Shades of Sanders slapdash outreach to black community. https://t.co/xVKRED5Wo3

Working code attracts people who want to code. Design documents attract people who want to talk.

Also, you can now query this data directly using Google BigQuery: https://t.co/AVhbFT4IPX https://t.co/QZnAdV3a6S

Between Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and Luke Cage, feeling meh about the "slightly more powerful than human superhero episodic show" approach

Long ago exactly one cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time and cats have told their children of this for 3,0…

I concur, selling an iPhone on eBay is .. risky. Very. https://t.co/WU6M9Jvstf

"Oh, did I write Team Fortress 3 up there? I meant Overwatch." https://t.co/7Ri9FEbXdP

@jarrettmeyer all advice is better with yelling

I am not one for aspirational images, but this is sound advice https://t.co/Bdj28Z5vmZ

Just match a damn URL, how hard can it be? https://t.co/LaJStFi571

Slack app is crazily unresponsive on my iPad Pro these days. Gonna switch back to browser.

@karenthekaren it was the 80s, things were weird then

Got a box of old floppies & papers from one of the authors of 80's disk crackers (SSI). Fun gems including this barb. https:/…

Some people don't understand the appeal of pinball. To them I say https://t.co/yAEo3jkp8R

I too pledge not to build that thing nobody has actually started and we're not sure will ever actually happen

I need to listen to this every day to get my fix https://t.co/wvYwrymL8M

The chance of Obama pardoning Snowden (remember, this administration hates whistleblowers with the fury of 10,000 suns) is negative million

Look, I think Snowden did a great and necessary thing, but donating $40 to get Obama to pardon him is literally throwing $40 in the trash

Turing had a hacker mentality (and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible). https://t.co/askDMxroFk

That's...

Kudos to the @emberjs team for Ember 2.10 which @discourse (finally, after 18 months of waiting) upgraded to. Faster, smaller, better!

"as old ideological monopolies break up, people seek information from sources that pander to their prejudices" https://t.co/keAaYgt7gZ

Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon? https://t.co/pLedKWbs1o

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the scientific community?" https://t.co/uTbUEVS4NB

There's gotta be some super mixed feelings about a Trump presidency at Twitter HQ given how fundamental Twitter is to @realDonaldTrump

Sometimes Democracy kinda... sucks. But, you know, worst system of government except for all the others, etc etc

@deadprogrammer Imposter Syndrome in the streets, Dunning-Kruger in the sheets

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out https://t.co/guGeRkWtdL

The U.S. is on track for fewest executions since 1991: https://t.co/R8Mlj3VTUS https://t.co/pDcebNQVl0

Interesting political analysis from @ericgarland which I have de-tweetstormed for your reading.. er.. pleasure. https://t.co/r6YrSCu6dH

Hard to take these CIA accusations of Russian election hacking seriously when the FBI did way more damage with the Comey letter.

My long read on the graffiti kids who accidentally sparked Syria's war, and all that came after (no longer paywalled)htt…

Some commentary on the state of developing games for VR https://t.co/KpuZbuRL8K

Clinton lost 4 states (FL, MI, WI, PA) by ~1 point. If not for Comey/Russia, she probably wins them all by ~2 points & s…

Remember how funny it was when an internet comment section was running for president? Oh, the hilarity of it all. 😭p.s. read the comments

Ransomware gives free decryption keys to victims who infect their friends via referral links. https://t.co/sFdr3DZDqD https://t.…

JavaScript frameworks benchmarks https://t.co/Tv8RLLanQl