It’ll take me quite some time to crack this case 🕵🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/SvDQ23lAAo

@charwarz wayyy more often. It's man to man that it tends to be rare.

As a man, I wonder: when was the last time you cried in front of another man? I mean in a conversation, not at the movies or anything like that. For me it was in 2011.

@joranelias @siracusa At least you have to convince them to like you. I feel dogs are genetically required to like their owner, whether they want to or not.

A friend's russian mom is staying with us Her: so you're programming Me (trying to sound humble): yes displaying ads on t…

“Even at your own son’s funeral it was unacceptable to mourn” https://t.co/ATJ85emL3e

There is a stark difference between "willing to help someone learn" and "willing to teach everything from first principles"

Ursula Le Guin's National Book Awards speech in 2014 is one of the finest and most inspirational I've ever seen. It bowled me over…

HOLY 💩 a new Black Dynamite in 2018. This is what the world needed so bad right now. Yes. YES!

One of my favorite "we forget we're animals too" moment is in Teen Titans Go when beast boy changes into a .. human. https://t.co/mD5B14hO7Z

Humans: Best. Animal. Ever. https://t.co/C2RG9qMyFA

I'll be the keynote speaker at the @okta Iterate conference in San Francisco on Feb. 27th! https://t.co/qXer8J7KCh

@codinghorror No that was in 2016 when this redditor made up a contract https://t.co/ao1oeofKks

@fugueish @GreatDismal @debcha @juliagalef @charliejane Unlikely to be me, I remember seeing it somewhere else.

Wow, In-and-out was number four in glassdoor’s national ranking of best places to work? Impressive https://t.co/tyyqsTRpDP

We have officially reached peak Funko https://t.co/XW1cjjz8Ei

a cool thing to do in my opinion would be to impose a hefty tax on vacant properties https://t.co/4KG22S9PnF

@codinghorror [x] has an anime profile photo

It is cool that twitter offers notification mute options but these two should be on by default IMO https://t.co/FVh245yHsK

New study in @NatureHumBehav improves on wisdom of crowds: asking people in a crowd to discuss answers to questions in sm…

The intro to the movie The Survivalist is just about perfect https://t.co/J1IAE1dc6P

#Guatemala health authorities confirm the first case of #measles in last 20 years. It seems to be an imported case from #…

I am at the point in my career as a programmer where I take far more pleasure in a well written, informative, helpful error message than I do in code “elegance”.

“In software, this isn’t the case at all. There’s no limit to what you can build, nor a cap on the value you can deliver.” https://t.co/1Pc5N1KEUC

🔥THREAD 🔥

TODAY IS JANUARY 20th

Remember when I went viral after figuring today was @IceCube's "Today Was A Good Day"…

I bought this pine tar soap thinking it would smell like pine, but nope.. full-on CREOSOTE. I had to throw it away and the packaging it arrived in. Thinking about its smell, even now, makes me feel a little nauseous. https://t.co/YkkdyillP5

Smoke tests in the wild... https://t.co/4upJO6wGQ5

@The_Happycow @PrimordiaHelios No one is alive in the ending.

Also not to get all spoilery on you, but if you watched The Babadook and thought you saw a happy ending: look closer. Much closer.

The Babadook is a fascinating (and starkly realistic) parable about the considerable psychoses of parenting, with depression on top. I recommend it: https://t.co/owkm3QtevX

Meanwhile, in Australia https://t.co/jhoeSfduNJ

Even at 2x speed, postcasts aren't fast enough for me. I used to get told at presentations, multiple times even, that I "talked faster than anyone they had ever heard". I guess now I understand that?

I need a version of that "I am sick and tired of these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane" video but for head lice on children 🐛

@HapperLabs roughly iPhone 5 speed, a bit slower

https://t.co/0TCq1I2Oal

i7-7700k, Chrome 63, 123
iPhone X, 86.3
iPad Pro (2017), 77.2
OnePlus 5, Chrome 63, 33.1 (corrected)

Have I mentioned that Qualcomm really, really sucks?

You’ve got mail! https://t.co/dPpO8e27GA

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods https://t.co/jAhof3RjSK https://t.co/m4omuYIBt3

Sad to see Civil Comments go -- such a clever system. And it worked! https://t.co/6loWPrTA4A

The tiny Pac-Man marquee even lights up! https://t.co/Rheq2V1vfn https://t.co/hK7UimFcmM

Having yet again confused an instance of someone looking for emotional support as someone looking for help problem solving…

father: he's a greyhound, like on the bus kid: wow father: they used to race them kid: THEY USED TO RACE BUSSES!? father: *…

"Browser engineers have been optimizing their engines using Speedometer as a proxy for real-world use of popular frame…

https://t.co/rVbTTIAFBR https://t.co/At6GOD6MP5

Beck Record Club covering the complete INXS Kick album remains one of my favorite things ever https://t.co/IaX0TH4h7B

You get what you incentivize. You also get what you don't realize you are accidentally incentivizing, too.

There are five fundamental forces in the universe: gravity, strong, weak, electromagnetism .. and putting a number next to someone's name on the Internet

Sometimes when your feathers get ruffled https://t.co/8TiOHY7TxE

If your dream is to be a writer in the video game industry, may I humbly suggest that your time would be better spent doing LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE

if you optimize games for money you get mobile lootbox garbage. if you optimize videos for watch time you get vlogs that a…

@kmbnrn That is not my name

This article about Police Quest 4 is excellent. Definitely worth reading if you used to play classic DOS games. https://t.co…

Wow, Nintendo is betting big on cardboard https://t.co/9h2mcANNW9

This card is dedicated to the top notch tweetstorm @textfiles laid down earlier https://t.co/r4skKsNH4L https://t.co/JFqiXufG4y

"But all critics think they’re doing the world a favor. If they didn’t believe this delusion, criticism wouldn’t get written." https://t.co/ar7BcLbrPx

I helped incite a revolution in a subreddit -- the mods disabled downvotes in CSS and started a new discussion on whether downvotes are needed: https://t.co/VusJCjz1ro

New day, new signal boost: Scripto's hiring a developer! The New Yorker recently called us "the engine of an entire universe…

I can’t find a really high quality vinyl Nightwing logo sticker to put on our minivan #FirstWorldProblems

I made a… surreal piece of video game art?

https://t.co/MBUA4xlThs

(Try to leave the screen!)

I made it on the plane. Best…

When I wrote https://t.co/cJXOKPPZfO the peak PUBG player base was 2.5m. Three months later, it's nearly 3.5m.

The other interesting thing about Switch is that it's the only good option for indie mobile games -- an app-store capable device with an *actual game controller*, not a terrible generic kitchen sink touchscreen control scheme.

Switch is Nintendo at their best: excellent hardware (Nvidia Tegra X1), excellent software, a near perfect hybrid of mobile game device and docked console. And wii+ style motion controls, too.

My favorite description of playing Space Team, from @eviltrout: "I've never seen it not devolve into screaming." https://t.co/lnvQWF18c5

Gold is basically just bitcoin but for old people.

"It Follows" was one of the most effective horror movie packages I've seen in a good long while. Best to see not knowing anything about it!

I said I'd do it and I did. I got my thesis printed on a scarf. https://t.co/BxwDWwCJRV

“the most noble old ideas about free speech simply don’t compute in the age of social media” https://t.co/TFcibLYnod

Why is the /1996/06/17 line present here? https://t.co/0pqs9AhcI3

That’s a pretty nice strawman argument you got there. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

You know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass h…

just found out that every gritter in scotland has a name like ‘gritty gritty bang bang’ and ‘sir salter scott’ and you ca…

So, if you want to be a kickass software developer, as opposed to a kickass programmer, do _different_ stuff outside of work.…

Here is my favorite Awl article, and pretty much my favorite thing ever published on the internet https://t.co/GCCLdtW…

I've never forgotten these haunting words from warrior poet Vanilla Ice https://t.co/dsPHPC4Lxz

A great movie is one you think about for months, even years afterwards.

Looking to found a new Discourse instance? Digital Ocean just reduced their price for a basic Discourse compatible VPS to $5…

It's fine to be angry. You should be angry. But you gotta use your anger constructively. https://t.co/AAtH5kgcBv

“If your work is not hard, you’re not doing great work.“ https://t.co/5uXkP0ksBG

"All the evidence points to [God] being an inveterate gambler, who throws the dice on every possible occasion." https://t.co/YwO8K7CY0V

I wasn't sure why I purchased this random bag of dice. Then I realized it was my offering to Rngesus. https://t.co/o00zOCNaYs

the “moody” version of the useless box is hilarious .. to me anyway https://t.co/QjILKLCBWt

Comments... I know it ain't easy, but it's not an unsolvable problem. https://t.co/z9CeqBWqFW

-- "Nonviolent direct action seeks to create such a crisis and foster such a tension that a community which has constantly r…

@Nitb92 Oh yessss

@HapperLabs Ugggghhh

@Pekkanikolaus Only pringles is a valid answer here!

@rickbroma People

What is the most overly processed, completely artificial food you still secretly enjoy? Mine is “chewy” Chips Ahoy. So wrong.. yet so right!

The spec was vague https://t.co/9jD98D7Zo8

If you find emotional labor fatiguing or challenging you are gonna looooove having children

“Parents now raise children in a far more difficult, competitive world and are pressured to do more with far less” https://t.co/LYDAGZy1Nm

The only acceptable video security "report" is a rickroll

I am listening to 2 Unlimited Greatest Hits and I think that "s" in the title might have been a bit of wishful thinking on their part

At the elementary school talent rehearsal, this 4th grader (guessing) gets up and reads this poem, plus one he wrote himself. Fuck yeah kid. FUCK YEAH https://t.co/KhRjruEVjt

#askforce Poll: As a mental exercise, coding is mostly which of these:

@joranelias @StackOverflow it's high enough to address addiction, for sure

@han0z I prefer reading this as “No, Facebook works best!”