Horse has a flat. Location of missing leg: unknown.

Activating Dad McStuffins mode... https://t.co/vyYqEM3jS5

When I met @betsyphd and I found out we both listened to the Dr. Demento radio show every week on the radio as kids, I knew she was the one 💕

The chilly weather we're having means I can totally wear my dragon scale gauntlets while I work! https://t.co/xTbSy106rC

"The story I hear is that Cellebrite hires ex-Apple engineers and moves them to countries where Apple can't prosecute them under the DMCA or its equivalents" https://t.co/bGoluKI8Mp

Get paying customers, they said! Make money, they said! It'll be fun, they said! https://t.co/7BVdLMsq6t

Every 👏 time 👏 someone 👏 posts 👏 like 👏 this https://t.co/y9z8hSoF7W

We moved into new offices, but this wall has been left open for a few weeks now. I knew what I had to do. https://t.co/kRQcqM…

A few of @codinghorror’s keys to good software design:

1. Make the right thing easy to do 💫
2. Use just in time nudges 🕑
3. Rew…

The romantic notion of "the happy poor": Happiness correlates positively with income across countries, within countries,…

Poverty has also fallen when considering higher poverty lines. The number of people in developing countries who have joi…

Wow thanks @oktadev this is quite a spread! Looking forward to the keynote at Iterate! https://t.co/qXer8J7KCh https://t.co/gwpWSe1GKK

When I set up a camera to find out how much stuff my daughter was posting through the catflap... https://t.co/QGH0GCOBN2

this is the funniest fucking shirt I’ve ever seen https://t.co/CPtEfbpuIg

I like to think that Discourse is successful because of our attention to detail. It's the little things that often add the m…

[reading an eighteenth-century document] me: don't you do it my brain: ........ me: DON'T my brain: maffachufetts

Every headline on the internet https://t.co/v3YqSSk08E

I can't stop staring at it. https://t.co/txBuZUz6vX

If you are not watching the show Counterpart, you should be. Like all truly great shows, it has an amazing intro sequence https://t.co/Snnn1yUiIT

I have to admit, the way @tqbf has weaponized ESR for good cause donations is kind of impressive

I got a Zippo lighter and felt kinda extra manly until I realized I only use it to singe cut yoyo strings so they don't fray and then I felt like a nerd again. https://t.co/fb9CG2PQZY

Saw an older man in a remote parking lot trying to fix something in his BMW's engine with a rock. Me: "Hey, is this a proble…

I'm going to be in the D.C. area on March 6. If you're a journalist or politico, I'd be happy to give you a 50-minute securit…

bless this tiny chapbook i found in the back of a drawer at @Booksmith https://t.co/zH5HjzxnhE

@BeFuckingMetal @patio11 close call, to be sure

These are brilliant https://t.co/E0pFccAj7x https://t.co/1zqFcc5n32

Literally the only criticism of Black Panther I have is Martin Freeman’s *atrocious* synthetic American accent. My ears still hurt.

One of my favorite reviews of #BlackPanther especially as it calls out how Killmonger is Marvel’s most complex villain.…

Wow Black Panther lived up to the hype. More of this rather than a new Spider Man reboot every year, please!

Interesting side effect of auction based ad platforms. Advertisers whose ads get clicked more often pay less than those w…

I can only aspire to hair level... Walton Goggins 🙇 https://t.co/lKQvg3IYhh

Well, this shouldn't surprise any of you friggin a-holes https://t.co/hve70k2I0D

In praise of simple, dumb gadgets https://t.co/vz6TuFiH1F

And we also agreed that, yes, this is the cutest creature of them all! Meet a holographic Rossia pacifica or the "googly-eye…

Apple concedes to Chinese law, will store user credentials in China: This is a huge story. More on it soon... "Chinese au…

"I'm going to make a prediction," Cuban told AOL in 2017. "In 10 years, a liberal arts degree in philosophy will be worth more than a traditional programming degree." https://t.co/UppMOg0FyJ

When you're an architect but you're also learning CSS
#blowthatthingup https://t.co/YBgvvCcuyb

Fourth treasure hunter dies in vain search for the $2 million+ "Fenn Treasure" allegedly hidden somewhere in the Rockies: https…

If you're interested in getting @Discourse running on JRuby...let me know! https://t.co/jUPwV3qjhm

Having more than one woman or minority in the finalist pool of candidates greatly increases the likelihood of hiring a…

For those that are interested. These are all the fonts used on the classic Huy Fong Sriracha Hot Sauce bottle. https://…

This dropmix is dedicated to @pinboard using his favorite song https://t.co/IR6iGVgHrF

When your yo-yo *almost* matches your socks https://t.co/W5yPLDzXnx

Another glorious day of typing words into little boxes on my computer

I reenacted a famous scene from 'The Ring' to bring #horror movies to life in AR
#madewithunity #ARKit https://t.co/fRU2ul56ki

@kevintaylortech Trump is way less crazy than this guy

What if Bing is just a guy in his office Googling stuff for you and doing his best

Well, on the plus side, I get to try out a Twitter feature I've never used before. https://t.co/2LGOHS4lvO

Male and female economists hold markedly different views on average: https://t.co/o3ecsMFZap https://t.co/7FwybLka8i

Have you read Masters of Doom yet? If not, why not? https://t.co/DDFgv2mbDk

Made an SVG animated login avatar, with the help of some trigonometry & GSAP. #animation #UX #gsap
https://t.co/nfWVd0D4va h…

current status: I REGRET NOTHING! https://t.co/f0RtCnbjBk

@ryaneaste if you like it, keep doing it! Otherwise it's not required.

"Probably. Probably all standard stuff." https://t.co/DFdARw0J4Y

"That correlation echoes past research showing that the genders are actually more segregated by field of study in more economically developed places." https://t.co/kN8apDRqc9

A team of brave @newsweek reporters and editors (including @mjmishak ) risked their jobs to publish this story -- and the…

The gender wage gap is really a motherhood penalty. Childless women earn as much as men. Women who have kids suffer a 20 pe…

"Why Do Developers Get Password Storage Wrong? A Qualitative Usability Study" https://t.co/VFqkJGh6DE

how can donuts fill the hole in my heart when they can’t even fill the hole in their own

You just don't get it, do you? https://t.co/w0uG5y5xl4

The movement started by the Stoneman Douglas survivors is spreading. I took a look at one school where students staged a s…

No one can be told how bad the MySQL codebase is. You have to see it for yourself.

Bad management, bad coaching, no bench, and no heart. https://t.co/bb1NRVBnxV

Sade is releasing new music for the first time in nearly a decade: https://t.co/FULhcGmZUu https://t.co/Q1AiJ2ETbJ

I hope to one day be this proud of something I created https://t.co/KOAJR1V90Y

Nothing says "we totally weren't involved in these nutty political escapades!" like a series of eight political tweets from your VP of ads that end up fact checked by the NY Times https://t.co/cYd6rhrOh3

@KyrilRevels that was Xbox 1 era yeah? I do vaguely remember that

What was the last truly great surfing video game? We're overdue https://t.co/ycPgPRy2GK

I'm getting to the point where I want to change my phone number every year just to reduce the amount of BS spam calls I get. Two factor will be an issue though..

I can't get enough of Neil Cicierega's mashups. They are insanely great: https://t.co/VR9K4Fbubx

I cannot recommend Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri highly enough. It perfectly captures the zeitgeist of women who have every right to be incredibly pissed off. https://t.co/x3sVHmm8Bu

We're hiring a Director of Information Security at @StackOverflow. Senior leadership opportunity with a fantastic team on a site…

I like a spicy dictionary. https://t.co/VDn4OmN3eq

you too can own a replica of @romero's classic "cool guys at the beach" t-shirt, loool https://t.co/eAC9MNuFn8 https://t.co/PPiN5Y7zGt

Gentlemen, this rank injustice shall not stand. James Damore has been informed. https://t.co/pELBGNWi3e

Only 48hrs left to back the Bolt Part 2 on Kickstarter. This is not a drill! https://t.co/ECnxlBqKyA

This story of building software in Uganda is quite an eye opener. So much we take for granted. https://t.co/gEvniNKoGm

I am home. https://t.co/cE0zmxigp3

Tremble in mortal terror before the transcendent glory that is HOUSEPLANTS OF GOR https://t.co/gnEE352u3T

Atari pivots to cryptocurrency. Can't say we didn't see this coming, people. https://t.co/8PyW5kaJ95 https://t.co/nDMOSKESru

Too much DOS https://t.co/bnlfZMQwd0

Blogged: "Reducing String duplication in Ruby" https://t.co/Ba3qjII0rW

Cobra Kai is just Johnny and Daniel sitting around complaining about their prostates.

I have an unpopular opinion about this: it's kind of revolutionary, and a harbinger of things to come in the future. https://t.co/RjTB6rH53p

Before people say the Wikileaks DM leak should’ve been on Signal rather than Twitter — the threat model here is “someone in t…

Listen to your body
https://t.co/2yGCPfWL24 (click for full comic)
#smbc #hiveworks https://t.co/WW5GlgXKlH

Please focus your social media outrage into sending money to the causes you believe in. That is what works. That's what moves the needle.

The 80s song I resent the most for existing is "88 lines about 44 women"

Wait, so non-stop trolling your friends and family.. isn’t.. what Facebook is for? https://t.co/LLXAOLWKSB

“Clemens later claimed that he occasionally inserted passages to which he knew she would object simply to enjoy her reaction.” https://t.co/aa2bZ5pDK5

three of the deadliest modern mass shootings in america happened in the last four months. two of them were with AR-15s. i just…

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no https://t.co/ehgE0FvswV

I love you, and I want you to be happy. But only after you are very, very frustrated. https://t.co/bScIc85uW8

We have learned a tremendous amount from customers that accidentally DDoS us, either through legitimate traffic or bad decisions on their part. Ok mostly the latter, but still our responsibility!

Twitter protip ™ -- don't be that person who gets into extended arguments on Twitter. I say that as a person .. who has occasionally been that person.

It's #ValentinesDay so I brushed up on the recipe for love according to #behavioralscience and summarize it here: https:/…

❤️ https://t.co/ls3zqhpT46

I am still not sure cryptocurrency even makes sense, but I do know the current banking infrastructure is so godawfully bad that literally anything (that worked) would be better

I want to live in the world where this is the real reason for web browser's convoluted user-agent strings. “Dearest serv…

Stripe protip: if you don't pre-auth credit cards on "free trial" signup for some nominal amount of money (say $5, just to make sure they're valid), prepare for suffering. Should have done that a year ago.

We reported a critical Firefox/Windows issue with the Stripe credit card entry form -- you literally *can't enter anything* -- and after two weeks, @stripe still has yet to give us any resolution.