This is why we can't have nice things. Also why password "strength meters" should burn. The first image is from a random…

welp, it took nine years, but I can finally play multiplayer online games with my offspring, and their preferred form is .. a dude in a bunny suit wearing a bush playing an electric guitar. https://t.co/kM9fjaPh2r

Justice was delivered https://t.co/qTLzPM3uM2

@slmnsmk It is fairly roomy actually not that hard to build

This is what my face looks like when someone lets me hold a piece of the Moon and Mars at the same time https://t.co/wMN1HhXK…

This DAN A4 SFX build is one of the coolest I’ve ever done. Optimal mini size for full size GPU without being crazy hard to install. https://t.co/S3oP4PnlD1 https://t.co/StXJovtk6c

Finally got around to playing with wireless charging, and it is nice for lazy people like me -- no fumbling with plugs, just plop it down. https://t.co/RbBCU7qzQY

Digging Secrets of CSS in @csssecretsbook. Thanks, @LeaVerou for making the web better! Recommended for every CSS Ninjas.…

That’s not a polyglot, THIS is a polyglot. Most impressive.. 1024 bytes of code that compiles in 190 languages and cou…

Silence can mean: I agree. I strongly disagree. I am indifferent. I am out of town. I am having technical problems. I don’t know how to address this sensitive issue. I am busy with other things. I did not notice your question. I did not realize that you wanted a response.

Allow me to summarize the internet, in one sentence: Reading is harrrrrrd and typing is FUN!

“There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t think about the storm and what happened out there,” he said, pushing a neon-yellow watch cap back over his brow. “I assume it will be that way for a very long time.” https://t.co/YuJ1JSt0N3

“Poisonous” vs. “venomous” 🐍

https://t.co/GCO3HueIJk 🎨 by @enzocomics https://t.co/21wOII0zPC

“People who have never been in a fire don’t understand why those who survive often can’t rescue the victims. They have no concept of what a fire is like.” https://t.co/gmQHfgLysJ

"Other than that single syllable, he insisted, he had not spoken with or touched another human being, until this night, for twenty-seven years." https://t.co/hBbHFQ2seG

"The United States is one of only 13 countries in the world where the rate of maternal mortality is now worse than it was 25 years ago" https://t.co/kmbyq12B6A

Pop quiz, hotshot! We have one paying customer doing 12.5 million pageviews per month. Guess how many of those were pageviews were Bing crawler hits?

Leaving a big company job for a startup can rejuvenate your career and make you love work again.💖 But landing a startup…

This. It seems like every professor assumes someone else already taught their students version control, and not knowing…

I somehow missed this, but that Cloudflare plans to drop Intel entirely and go all-in on ARM ~this year~ is a huge deal https://t.c…

Starting to understand how Trump was elected https://t.co/1ouYx00MEa

interacting with other people on Twitter https://t.co/naGJL1IVBl

I've seen way too much Zuck in my feed lately but this one is (makes Italian chef kiss gesture) https://t.co/YEgC3ubLBz https://t.co/kFx0As4tMd

totes related products https://t.co/0whexodWum

"The literature of the sea suggests that in watching the distress of others from safety, we can do more than take pleasure in our own security. As Miranda suddenly knows, watching from shore, they could be us." https://t.co/Pm2b2KxIMS

If someone on Twitter doesn't reply to you, it could be because they have you muted. Or maybe they don't. Who can know, really? 🤔

"What do you do after you fail?" is really quite easy (try anything else), but "What do you do after you succeed?" is a soul-crushing, vantablack abyss of infinite difficulty.

@theodoredziuba LET THAT CHOCOLATE TWEETSTORM RAIN ALL OVER US

I think about this vending machine probably a lot more than I should https://t.co/ZF2mC9gkVJ

I wrote about some academic research on remote teams: https://t.co/Mj8gBoHA2j Please feel free to share widely cc @EricaJo…

Nice job @ProPublica - we are all better because of your work. Just donated but prompted to share it on Facebook?

Donat…

I think the bigger of the two learnings from https://t.co/JNKw70hQwD is the subtler one: of course people love getting things…

Today's a good day to listen to The Social Network soundtrack, which is excellent https://t.co/Y4X09x9j1b

@karlitaliliana Disproportionate to what? The impact all the other 2-billion-user social networks have? I mean, it's hard to s…

@YvetteColomb see https://t.co/kVUrxFHyua

@EamonCaddigan see https://t.co/kVUrxFHyua

"A lawless and mistrustful world where self-interest is the only principle and paranoia is the only source of safety is a not a paradise but a crypto-medieval hellhole." 🤣 https://t.co/A48ePTM58S

Get ready. https://t.co/h3ansU4pzi

open source software as a business driver fascinates me. @codinghorror said this about @discourse: "If people aren't wil…

Good news! I just tested myself, and I'm not too old for the Jesus and Mary Chain wall of sound.. yet. https://t.co/PK4CQauVtQ

@jeremyckahn @fgagnongrenier @aprilwensel @spolsky @StackOverflow the problems seem to be "we aren't willing to take the time to understand how it works", though? Honestly for most of it, I'd recommend building an alternative to SO that works more as you prefer, using rules that are better for the (different!) goals.

*Tweaking CSS for two hours to avoid doing backend data work* https://t.co/ZLLr8vnvQc

@jeremyckahn @fgagnongrenier @aprilwensel @spolsky @StackOverflow sadly, some of the questions I answer from people about SO end in "I didn't take the time to actually look at how things actually worked, I just typed words into a box on the Internet voicing my displeasure with an idea I had in my head about how things *might* work"

@jeremyckahn @fgagnongrenier @aprilwensel @spolsky @StackOverflow already exists, see https://t.co/p26Dm7BwWV

Open source is basically the extremely successful freemium game model applied to software, isn't it?

Look deep inside yourself and then recoil in horror at what you’ve seen – or as I like to call it, “Monday”.

@jeremyckahn @fgagnongrenier @aprilwensel @spolsky @StackOverflow First of all, civility is the gold standard, to be sure. However, I feel like people want small town norms in a big city. This isn't.. realistic. There is no personal welcoming committee when you roll into New York City.

@jeremyckahn @fgagnongrenier @aprilwensel @spolsky @StackOverflow In other words, don't question the question? As long as they are saying "don't do X, try Y instead" I'm not seeing a problem, and the advice is more than likely *correct*.

@jeremyckahn @fgagnongrenier @aprilwensel @spolsky @StackOverflow If they have access to a computer, and put in the effort to follow the site guidelines around asking good questions (which are presented at time of asking first question), I'm really struggling to understand what the barrier is? https://t.co/MrkJgrDoqa

Me: Should I argue with randos on the internet, or do productive work? Brain: do your work Brain: arguing won't make you happy Brain: option number two Me: I definitely need to respond to this right now Brain: oh my god

"even [getting a celebrity to autograph something] is being supplanted by the cellphone selfie." https://t.co/sjGnvKoOkI

If you try to satisfy 100% of the people, you will fail 100% of the time

Code comments https://t.co/TGVxOybTnA

witness me https://t.co/Fi1gG2HAsp https://t.co/RkurISSpei

I will forever be ensaddenated that this song could not be recorded because Paul McCartney is a strict vegetarian https://t.co/TNi5sJAixG

Everyone at home kept watching Netflix using my profile. Messed up all my lists and history... so I renamed “Dad” to “Inst…

try my patented 4-step system for internet discourse https://t.co/pgZ8DRpa1f

I got into computer games in the 80s to get *away* from analog board games... and pesky face to face human interaction!

Educating our children about the importance of cryptocurrencies https://t.co/4Hxubo1gZh

If you work at Google, Facebook, Microsoft, Oracle, Amazon, etc., spend a moment on the FEC website to see which politicians…

Ah yes, our crack not-a-threat modeling team hard at work. Raises all around! https://t.co/Ed9Onq4vSW

Facebook hurriedly promising to add a gaslighting feature to their product after being caught gaslighting their users is th…

Current status: powering our way through our ‘betes bucket https://t.co/JtsfbPnpqC

@ZachWeiner https://t.co/VhaJNc2IwH

It's been about ten years since @codinghorror and I started building @StackOverflow so I decided to write a series of blog pos…

So much of art & design is just about being actively curious.

THIS IS MEDIEEEEVAL TIIIMES https://t.co/rKuJ13g7to

Please enjoy reading these words I have transmitted to your depression rectangle

we just default blacklisted @bing on all @discourse instances due to excessive traffic patterns https://t.co/hNcukpe0Hx

Hey look everyone it’s that extremely well written, super polished, decade old crawler written by a team of thousands of professionals at a billion dollar company! https://t.co/6NiCP4Fc3s

this... may be the greatest story ever told https://t.co/ndHBjwIVkb

@xcud @RichRogersIoT My work here is done

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your ar…

Phone Solicitors
Bonus comic: https://t.co/vkFV0gjFpq https://t.co/p206Bc2HZv

California Has Ruled It Illegal To Conceal A Company’s JIRA Subscription For The Purpose Of Attracting Engineers

This museum of failure is not pulling any punches https://t.co/9HGLeQLDRT

Finding my muse in Hollywood https://t.co/TlJ6CT3Tlz

Having fun in Southern California ☠️ https://t.co/gHSCMrRc5V

“But if something was really important, why would you put it on Facebook?” https://t.co/fzjGQHTxN5

The Working Person's Guide to the Industry That Might Kill Your Company https://t.co/W77eE3kaxa via @Splinter_news

Major congrats on the https://t.co/giECnFIMKv community! We wholeheartedly agree with your conclusions.

Chat is great for f…

Quoting someone anonymous: I swear all the movies with a "Must rescue the President!" storyline have been ruined for me.…

I just published “Facebook Makes First Real Move to Curtail Abusive Ad Targeting on their Platform” https://t.co/BOicqYdE…

#archivepix (saved 29 Oct 2011) https://t.co/OPhn1FyA05

This is the most CLEVER phishing scam I’ve ever encountered and for a second it almost got me. Here’s how it works: they ask you…

Reddit’s mobile web experience is miserable. For that matter their regular web experience is pretty bad too. Maybe reinvent themselves on mobile is the best option?

Happy "Confirm Crazy Things You Read on the Internet Before Reacting" Day. Actually, that's every day.

Wow, Reddit really got carried away with this year's April Fools gag. That's some dark self-reflection. https://t.co/aq7vt3KJsg

Bitcoin mining on Apple II, at 1MHz! Not sure I'll even get a satoshi (0.00000001 bitcoins) before the vein is depleted…

1. Wanna hear a weird but true story? (I have a few minutes to type, so here goes). I almost lost my hearing from the lid o…

Good morning! We have about 14 hours until the Saturday fundraising deadline and it's going to be feel being hugged by a Twit…

Check out our new "Ask the Duck" feature on the lower right corner of https://t.co/NbEADOVytl and all SE sites. It's our fir…

I thought, oh, this is some Jason Bourne plot device, but no, it was real! https://t.co/icocnn6hwI

@donjpetersen https://t.co/q9D2gupIpq

@ejaya2 can you give me an example of a query that is better?

🎉 @Glitch is newly open-source and officially out of beta, with a metric buttload of new features! https://t.co/ER7Ohu0rbD

People who used their devices while out for dinner with friends and family experienced greater boredom & enjoyed themselves…

The more you look at Bing from a webmaster and crawling perspective, the worse you realize it is. It's very, very bad.