To all of the haters that said this day would never come https://t.co/BbJ45MZ4Fw

The spot where Emmett Till’s body was found is marked by this sign. Someone just shot it up — again. https://t.co/C741L…

@theodoredziuba corporations not formed in the state of Delaware are an abomination unto God

Hospital superbugs are evolving to survive hand sanitizers https://t.co/4ViidueGkZ by @BethMarieMole

What if you received a box filled with mysterious toys from a fourth spatial dimension? https://t.co/nUMC7dz8OL

Welcome to the dumbest timeline https://t.co/UW5fDPBiY0

the running "Challengers of the Unknown" gag in the Teen Titans Go! movie is, of course, real 🤣 https://t.co/gBIbyGhWzd

I love this project https://t.co/ngU7ADfAhO https://t.co/yuLxLEnYUz

Teen Titans Go! To The Movies, was excellent, 9/10, would have been 10/10 if they had worked in a Night Begins to Shine Moment. I will accept Upbeat Inspirational Song About Life as an alternative though https://t.co/gQD9Nh6Mic

Guns N' Roses have really mellowed with age https://t.co/rEnKksXj1o

#archivepix (saved 19 Mar 2012) https://t.co/8l7TbxqJEP

will whoever got this anagram tattoo please come to the white courtesy phone and be my best friend https://t.co/kbgkhKiECc

I think Jenkins took the whole "ha ha internal error" thing a bit too far this time https://t.co/a4s2pnBPd0

When someone messages me saying something like "My usage is the same across X days, but battery life is changing a lot…

I have a picade that I'm never gonna have time to assemble. If you know what that is, and have time to assemble it, mail me, send postage $ (continental US please), and it's yours. I'll also assume you're smart enough to find my email address ;)

Talking about attachments is like abstinence education. "Never open attachments" is correct but untenable advice. The best re…

“There are certain things you do not in good conscience do to humans. To data, you can do whatever you like.” https://t.co/MwbqaUDDHj

The BASIC Engine https://t.co/B8pVUXBHbA

@alexgriendling @KR15KR15 @Joel_Anderson does this consider the perspective of people who aren't "paid CSS professionals" but novices or amateurs who are interested in trying new things? I wouldn't pitch any contest to an elite designer; not the intended audience.

France bans smartphones from schools, with 75-85% public approval rating – tide turning around recognition that bursty s…

Regular Human Basketball is 100% OUT and I have a completely stupid new trailer... and it has online multiplayer! Choose yo…

A sex robot is gonna shoot someone with a 3D gun in my lifetime

Do you like CSS? Do you like $3000 in prizes? https://t.co/us4mJbSA59

@M_c_Ruer commanding doesn't work. You have to convince them it's a good idea. Hence.. sales

what a good idea https://t.co/jlM7znUa4O

"But I don't work in sales!" (You actually do. Every day of our lives, we're selling something: ideas, approaches, concepts, dreams, missions, aspirations..)

"You probably spent too much time building your code and not enough time as an advocate of your code." https://t.co/qzM5b2ZYdg

The way you treat your employees will reflect on the way your employees will treat your customer. I guess is the same with st…

Hey guys! I finally figured out how to add video!!

I'm excited to finally share my stop-motion animation test from @Pl…

"This workaround may expose a lot of Fortnite's younger players to the idea of sideloading apps, which requires disabling…

the second zine in the "bite size" series is out: "Bite Size Command Line!". It'll teach you unix command line tools (find! xargs…

nope. https://t.co/73Dg0sjlCI

Field medal 2018 (the highest award in mathematics): 3 out of the 4 winners are immigrants Caucher Birkar: Kurdish refug…

.@MaxCRoser on why it matters that most people have a very incorrect and negatively biased view on how the world has chan…

Without notice, Apple just killed the App Store affiliate program- The only reliable revenue source for sites like TouchAr…

This whole iSteve sequence of Justin Long playing Steve Jobs and "discovering" himself is pure gold https://t.co/AcsfSb9yLx

OH: "We can't entirely eliminate our technical debt. My goal is to refinance it at a lower interest rate." 😂

If you led a real world community gathering and one guy consistently arrived drunk and ranting and insulted people and started…

A while ago, Twitter added support for U2F security keys, but the instructions were not very easy to follow. Here's a new ste…

For this talk in the Ukraine in 2019 I have literally pitched @deadprogrammer as my co-presenter and "Hype Man" for the talk https://t.co/LBSf0quW8q

"out of 10 people, one will really like you, two will dislike you, and seven will be neutral" https://t.co/OaBuvzx9fC

To a disturbing degree, "computer security" is just plain "security" now.

EMPLOYEES, AMIRITE? gosh! https://t.co/dJoWOM8i9s

you don’t have to write about every scary thing or person you see online https://t.co/XmOkp4CNY1

Since I guessed wrong about this, without looking it up, what number do you think is closest to the total value of outstanding…

We just disabled transparent huge pages across our infrastructure cause jemalloc bloats memory with it. Saw bloat in 3.6.0…

"I think Lou is inspiring all of us to reach a little higher." https://t.co/PQznFiuFVF

@theodoredziuba Vote for Troll Man 2018

Meet the woman who used to be a ski bum and mma-trainee who is now resolving some of the most complex math underyling natur…

Queue is pronounced "Q" followed by four letters that are silently waiting their turn.

🤔 https://t.co/haZA1jqmLV

Plumbing the depths of obsession https://t.co/rBRPKDsRSS

All That’s Left Is the Vote: the midterm elections are the last obstacle to Trump’s consolidation of power—and the gre…

"I realized that these individuals did not and would not care about my feelings, no matter how long we talked." https://t.co/BH3FgC91qL

Spammers are rarely subtle but I kinda admire when they are. We had to fix an edge condition in @discourse where quick "grace period" edits were being abused to successfully insert spam. Solution was to force a full revision on any sufficiently large edit.

Users who regularly triple-click text (this does do something, for the record, but you shouldn't know that) are a very special kind of user.

Last Week Tonight with the honest version of Facebook's latest TV ad https://t.co/oviZ6JP7eP

The 幽霊文字 or "ghost characters" are characters in Japanese encodings and Unicode that come from nowhere that nobody can read. De…

This is a crime against humanity. https://t.co/l6AOn3sxjM

When getting items signed, say "can you write, to the greatest human being I've ever known?"

Counterpoint: perform good deeds openly, but with the same attitude with which one brushes their teeth: that it's necessary…

Meanwhile, in America https://t.co/j3DcdIYePR

Who doesn't remember when Microsoft toured with Pantera in 80-81 https://t.co/TeYduuFUtl

The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards justice https://t.co/XJGQoL89nZ

Patrick Bateman’s New York: What Happened To The World of American Psycho http://t.co/xCJ7dSM

We paved paradise, and put up a parking lot https://t.co/ypsuVe5y1J

In 1987, McD’s launched its famous Monopoly game, in which customers collected game pieces that could be redeemed for pr…

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I accidentally fed our (now deceased) cats soy milk? I have never seen a look of deeper betrayal. If they could have given me the finger they would have.

Just in case you wanted to use your Game Boy as a PC https://t.co/qWAVSsPJQm

This kids menu at the hotel I'm staying at. https://t.co/GQR5dpJFEq

As Amazon has cracked down on fake reviews, some sellers are leaving five-star, fake-looking reviews on rival listings so th…

@madeinhaste maybe if it's titanium https://t.co/en0CaFQo2W NB: I actually own a titanium spork. Not this one, but.. I do.

@codinghorror LOL, I actually a make living on Youtube opening packages with a stupidly large knife.
Do I win a prize? https:/…

Marie Kondo hired a packaging designer from Apple and is now selling $89 boxes https://t.co/mFrBTQFWSO
https://t.co/B…

Pro-Tip: reduce how many times you use the word “just” in emails, DMs and issues. Often “Can we” is a great substitute: “…

God, I adore this box art for PlayNET, the short-lived online service for the Commodore 64 best known as the foundation of…

“People are frugal in guarding their personal property; but as soon as it comes to squandering time they are most wasteful…

I feel like an important part of being a man is to have a stupidly large, impressive knife that you only use to open packages

The internet keeps mistaking @textfiles for the star of “Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story” and I can’t get enough of it. https://t.c…

Good developers copy; great developers paste.

a new edition of Myst but all the puzzles are just different hotel-room shower controls

The biomass distribution on Earth: https://t.co/yBwxL1pfOa tl;dr -- humanity is a rounding error. https://t.co/5IqZoKEVLq

#archivepix (saved 7 Mar 2012) https://t.co/a2U6zHtKz9

@_WilliamRigby virtue turns out to be .. a net good for the world? It's like love, there can never be too much of it. And why do I have to explain this? Terminate this interaction.

I have completely failed to enable HTTPS on GitHub Pages, but I swear not for lack of trying.. any GitHub Pages HTTPS experts out there want to help? https://t.co/EHOeKKJ282

@_WilliamRigby https://t.co/QGwJ4yRBcO

On the list of things a man would perhaps like to steal, a baby is.. not.. at all.. anywhere.. on that list. I daresay for most men it'd be on their "list of things to avoid at all costs" 🏃‍♂️💨 👶

One of the most eye opening things for me, as a white dude, to read in the last few years was this story about a black man who has to carry around the birth certificate for HIS OWN CHILD whenever he goes out. My mind still boggles. https://t.co/qxYj68gUhX

I missed this back in the day, but here it is! David Crane wrote a brochure for C64 owners to type in a crude version of Pit…

Here's a new thing: people get older and sometimes wiser, but their immaturity will be now be electronically immortalized forever

Does the devil really *need* more advocates at this point?

Tired: Russia's 2016 interference in the presidential election. Wired: Russia's 2018 interference in the midterms. https://t.…

I think one of the reasons Stack Overflow can be difficult to understand is because *utility* is the primary measurement it uses .. how useful is this question, not just to you, but to other coders? https://t.co/3KMLU7iCp7

The only skill you need is to know 1) how to identify what you don’t know / when you don’t know something; and 2) how to lo…

@ummjackson such a shameful way for a non-verified twitter account to behave! We verified accounts are.. civilized!

Who says the Times can't pull an Onion when they want to? https://t.co/mLziCQ4Is7

Nobody ever got fired for using Jira. They quit first.

"They dreamed of a lost fortune that never existed, and then the rest of us did, too." https://t.co/dXqpl9uu1H

Solution: Any time a manager is tempted to call colleagues together, she must have a good answer to the question: “Is this…